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Brainmist
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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE

This is a* (pre-enshittification) federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.

*not exclusively.

If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard.

(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
It's especially grating from political cartoonists. Oh, there's a particularly apt point you're illustrating here?

Guess it's only for people with no vision issues.
September 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Finally, a "woman" who knows her place.

Tilly exists to be objectified. Because Tilly is an object.
September 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
You think it's surprising you've never heard of it, imagine what it's like having obvious symptoms of something so common and yet taking years to get diagnosed because your doctors apparently weren't aware of it either.
September 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
AI is 92% effective at preventing the shootings it made up!
September 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Some stores may mark things down on request close to the sell-by date. The amount can vary quite a bit, but it doesn't hurt to ask. Then scan the meat to see what's due the next day.
September 19, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Lol, he's probably doing a lot of blocking. How dare anyone talk back to a Highly Acclaimed Amazon Author?
September 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
🎯🎯🎯

"We agree with the GOP that there's something wrong with you, but WE'RE the nice ones who won't put you into camps. Probably.

Did you even say 'thank you'?"
September 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I think they've told him they can upload him into an AI and he'll live forever and get to rule the world.
September 19, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I think you can, generally. They just don't include the cable. 😃 Because of course not.
September 19, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It means they expect to charge more for this fantasy fuck object.
September 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Is "object" a job?
September 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It's a good cover but i prefer the original:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5l...
Batman Maybe (Call Me Maybe parody)
YouTube video by wekejay
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
At least he has the humility to acknowledge that the regurgitron mindlessly spitting out garbage is still closer to cognitively organized and insightful than he is.
September 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I'm guessing it's because on some level, he thinks trans people SHOULD have to work harder for less to make up for being trans. And likely disabled people, POC, women....

We're lucky to be included at all, shouldn't annoy our betters if we want to be allowed standing room at the edge of the tent./s
September 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If 'allies' stomp off and sulk because people they exploit for votes while giving no support stop voting?

They weren't actually allies.

They were just users.
September 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It's the public relations version of not testing= no infections.

If a news-worthy event drops but there are no reporters, does it make a sound?
September 19, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Oh no
September 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is a form of altruistic punishment, and at the point at which trans people are being tossed under the bus AGAIN for the sake of the perpetually futile snipe hunt "to snatch a few more conservative voters from his opponent"?

It's pretty fucking warranted.
September 19, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Sometimes, when members of a group recognizes that some of them do all the work and take all the hits while others enjoy all the benefits of their efforts, the working members stop supporting the mooches. And they all take a hit. But it's the only way the mooches learn.
September 19, 2026 at 3:26 AM
"Who is Jerry?"
September 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Those grandkids are going to need so much therapy.

SO. MUCH.
September 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It is honestly hard (ugh) difficult to imagine anything creepy, rapey, and gross enough to be beyond Republicans.
September 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM