Brainmist
@brainmist.bsky.social
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
This is a* (pre-enshittification) federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively.
If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard.
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
This is a* (pre-enshittification) federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively.
If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard.
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
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Brainmist
@brainmist.bsky.social
· Jul 22
If I ever do manage to meet my alternate timeline self, I hope she's super evil/ shallow/ otherwise awful, because I will 100% be mugging her, taking her place, and abandoning her to this hellscape, and I don't want to feel bad about it.
This show could have been Harry and the Harrigans and i kinda want to see that lampoon because i think most of the actors could swivel to comedy very easily.
September 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This show could have been Harry and the Harrigans and i kinda want to see that lampoon because i think most of the actors could swivel to comedy very easily.
In commemoration, the base has been renamed to more accurately reflect its purpose and Denmark's commitment to on-going relations.
September 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
In commemoration, the base has been renamed to more accurately reflect its purpose and Denmark's commitment to on-going relations.
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Jiminy fuck.
How the fuuuuck did converse ad advertisement get through editorial review
This is some dark bullshit
This is some dark bullshit
September 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Jiminy fuck.
*through gritted teeth*
oKAY, Boomers.
oKAY, Boomers.
The year is 1997.
The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2007.
The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2017.
The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2027.
The President was born in 1946.
I'm gonna throw up.
The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2007.
The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2017.
The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2027.
The President was born in 1946.
I'm gonna throw up.
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
*through gritted teeth*
oKAY, Boomers.
oKAY, Boomers.
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Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
September 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
Genius.
Particularly the unchanged bit at the end.
Particularly the unchanged bit at the end.
September 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Genius.
Particularly the unchanged bit at the end.
Particularly the unchanged bit at the end.
100% would play.
Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game ‘The High Winter Elves Of Girlville’ https://theonion.com/olivia-rodrigo-releases-fantasy-tabletop-game-the-high-winter-elves-of-girlville/
September 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
100% would play.
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MOAR COFFEE and then let's sell a painting. Maybe one of these? #sciart artologica.etsy.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
MOAR COFFEE and then let's sell a painting. Maybe one of these? #sciart artologica.etsy.com
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Because Christopher Lee refused one and it was in the budget
September 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Because Christopher Lee refused one and it was in the budget
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Vin Diesel : my new movie is about a wizard that uses 2 desert eagle pistols
People : so he’s call-
Vin Diesel : gundalf, yes
People : so he’s call-
Vin Diesel : gundalf, yes
September 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Vin Diesel : my new movie is about a wizard that uses 2 desert eagle pistols
People : so he’s call-
Vin Diesel : gundalf, yes
People : so he’s call-
Vin Diesel : gundalf, yes
Look, it's a vote where the options are win-win! Not lose-lose worse!
(This one was tough.)
(This one was tough.)
#MinCup26 Round 2 Match 1:
It’s a visually-striking start to Round 2 as deep blue pigment #Azurite is against lead- and zinc-rich #Sphalerite.
VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
It’s a visually-striking start to Round 2 as deep blue pigment #Azurite is against lead- and zinc-rich #Sphalerite.
VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
September 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Look, it's a vote where the options are win-win! Not lose-lose worse!
(This one was tough.)
(This one was tough.)
Probably the least pertinent reason to dislike AI is it forces me to do a double-take any time I see Weird Al mentioned.
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Probably the least pertinent reason to dislike AI is it forces me to do a double-take any time I see Weird Al mentioned.
I've been on a Vincent Price kick recently. I've watched quite a few of his movies over the years.
I was not prepared for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66de...
I was not prepared for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66de...
DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE opening credits (#53)
YouTube video by Sam Henderson
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I've been on a Vincent Price kick recently. I've watched quite a few of his movies over the years.
I was not prepared for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66de...
I was not prepared for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66de...
*snort*
September 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
*snort*
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Oh, Annie Dillard. ❤️🔥
"At a certain point you say to the woods, to the sea, to the mountains, the world, Now I am ready. Now I will stop and be wholly attentive. You empty yourself & wait, listening. After a time you hear it: there is nothing there. There is nothing but those things only,
(cot'd)
"At a certain point you say to the woods, to the sea, to the mountains, the world, Now I am ready. Now I will stop and be wholly attentive. You empty yourself & wait, listening. After a time you hear it: there is nothing there. There is nothing but those things only,
(cot'd)
September 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Oh, Annie Dillard. ❤️🔥
"At a certain point you say to the woods, to the sea, to the mountains, the world, Now I am ready. Now I will stop and be wholly attentive. You empty yourself & wait, listening. After a time you hear it: there is nothing there. There is nothing but those things only,
(cot'd)
"At a certain point you say to the woods, to the sea, to the mountains, the world, Now I am ready. Now I will stop and be wholly attentive. You empty yourself & wait, listening. After a time you hear it: there is nothing there. There is nothing but those things only,
(cot'd)
"The wannabe trillionaire who gutted the federal agencies that keep you safe so he could funnel more money to himself says the real problem is kids playing soccer, do the math and ask yourself why."
The fact that Musk himself is sponsoring so many of the anti-trans ads this cycle presents a pretty golden opportunity for Dems to point out that of course the guy who literally wants to build a gas-powered data center in your backyard wants this election to be about trans people.
September 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
"The wannabe trillionaire who gutted the federal agencies that keep you safe so he could funnel more money to himself says the real problem is kids playing soccer, do the math and ask yourself why."
If I ever win the lottery I'm going on a bluesky art-spree. 😄
(I'll need the lottery to buy a house big enough to display the treasures.)
(I'll need the lottery to buy a house big enough to display the treasures.)
The evolution of a desk job.
www.martintomsky.com/shop/how-you...
#art #woodwork #illustration #skeleton #thisisfine
www.martintomsky.com/shop/how-you...
#art #woodwork #illustration #skeleton #thisisfine
September 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
If I ever win the lottery I'm going on a bluesky art-spree. 😄
(I'll need the lottery to buy a house big enough to display the treasures.)
(I'll need the lottery to buy a house big enough to display the treasures.)
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Shout out to the student journalists at The Daily Iowan for reporting on the travesty that is Iowa's Center for Intellectual Freedom. With quotes from me dailyiowan.com/2026/09/15/u...
Uncertainty in leadership, curriculum surrounds UI Center for Intellectual Freedom
In the barren walls of his Calvin Hall office, where the Center for Intellectual Freedom resides, interim director and University of Iowa economics professor Luciano de Castro shuffles a stack of pape...
dailyiowan.com
September 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Shout out to the student journalists at The Daily Iowan for reporting on the travesty that is Iowa's Center for Intellectual Freedom. With quotes from me dailyiowan.com/2026/09/15/u...
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this is actually very much how geese operate but without the baby safety part.
Happy Baby Safety Month.
September 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
this is actually very much how geese operate but without the baby safety part.
If I made a horror movie about damnation, I would 100% use this as a massive musical Easter egg.
Someone performed the music on that butt a while back. One person suggested the title "Eine Kleine Arschmusik"
youtu.be/OnrICy3Bc2U?...
youtu.be/OnrICy3Bc2U?...
Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music
YouTube video by Jim Spalink
youtu.be
September 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If I made a horror movie about damnation, I would 100% use this as a massive musical Easter egg.
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Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
September 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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The absolute refusal to learn from anything even once is why you should try not to put the literal stupidest people alive in charge of your country, don't do it again
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The absolute refusal to learn from anything even once is why you should try not to put the literal stupidest people alive in charge of your country, don't do it again
Live your life in such a way that you don't end up publicly defending beastiality while a small corner of the internet giggles incessantly.
September 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Live your life in such a way that you don't end up publicly defending beastiality while a small corner of the internet giggles incessantly.
I feel like the political divide is sharply laid out by the contrast between exchanging math puns with your high school calc teacher and defending beastiality to Congress.
The GOP wants us to view one of these as evil to the core, and it is astounding they can still say which with a straight face.
The GOP wants us to view one of these as evil to the core, and it is astounding they can still say which with a straight face.
My high school calculus teacher came to our event🥹 Thank you Mrs. McDonald!
September 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I feel like the political divide is sharply laid out by the contrast between exchanging math puns with your high school calc teacher and defending beastiality to Congress.
The GOP wants us to view one of these as evil to the core, and it is astounding they can still say which with a straight face.
The GOP wants us to view one of these as evil to the core, and it is astounding they can still say which with a straight face.