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A civilization is not destroyed by wicked men; it is destroyed by weak men who cannot defend what is good.
— G. K. Chesterton
— G. K. Chesterton
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🧵 Breaking: Alberta government embarrasses itself again
Today, the Centre of Recovery Excellence (CoRE) published a study. Unfortunately, last month I published two stories showing how their data are junk.
Let's take a look. 1/
Today, the Centre of Recovery Excellence (CoRE) published a study. Unfortunately, last month I published two stories showing how their data are junk.
Let's take a look. 1/
March 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
🧵 Breaking: Alberta government embarrasses itself again
Today, the Centre of Recovery Excellence (CoRE) published a study. Unfortunately, last month I published two stories showing how their data are junk.
Let's take a look. 1/
Today, the Centre of Recovery Excellence (CoRE) published a study. Unfortunately, last month I published two stories showing how their data are junk.
Let's take a look. 1/
Oh man! We are so screwed🤦♀️
Well.. The OC-43 Outbreak at Covenant Health has expanded.. No OBGYN open in North Central Alberta (Barrhead, Westlock, Slave Lake).. Uhm.. how is this okay?? AHS Report V015 coming your way right... NOW! open.substack.com/pub/frazzleh... @frazzleheadlc.bsky.social @thebreakdownab.bsky.social
two doctors are standing next to each other and one says well terrific
ALT: two doctors are standing next to each other and one says well terrific
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March 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Oh man! We are so screwed🤦♀️
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I wish my life was as mysterious as one shoe on the side of the highway.
March 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Danielle Smith is a separatist Premier.
The UCP is a separatist government.
Period.
The UCP is a separatist government.
Period.
March 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Danielle Smith is a separatist Premier.
The UCP is a separatist government.
Period.
The UCP is a separatist government.
Period.
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“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
March 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
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Maybe the oil execs should drink it to show how safe it is.
"“I don’t care how many times they treat that contaminated water — it’s going to end up here,” said Alice Martin, a Mikisew Cree elder with feathery gray bangs who was pleading with others to help make a plan to fight the oil companies."
"“I don’t care how many times they treat that contaminated water — it’s going to end up here,” said Alice Martin, a Mikisew Cree elder with feathery gray bangs who was pleading with others to help make a plan to fight the oil companies."
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March 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Maybe the oil execs should drink it to show how safe it is.
"“I don’t care how many times they treat that contaminated water — it’s going to end up here,” said Alice Martin, a Mikisew Cree elder with feathery gray bangs who was pleading with others to help make a plan to fight the oil companies."
"“I don’t care how many times they treat that contaminated water — it’s going to end up here,” said Alice Martin, a Mikisew Cree elder with feathery gray bangs who was pleading with others to help make a plan to fight the oil companies."
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“There’s no reason to be rude, um, Margaret is it? Technically ma’am yes, you’re right, I actually am a son of a bitch, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you meant it. Now, what can I- Okay, now you’re just being hurtful...”
March 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
“There’s no reason to be rude, um, Margaret is it? Technically ma’am yes, you’re right, I actually am a son of a bitch, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you meant it. Now, what can I- Okay, now you’re just being hurtful...”
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Pushing in a pull door world
March 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Pushing in a pull door world
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An Iranian ship at a joint Indian naval exercise, where all vessels were required to be unarmed, paraded its sailors along other participants, including the US. The US then withdrew at the last minute, torpedoed the Iranian vessel, and refused to rescue survivors. 87 sailors killed, 60 missing.
March 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
An Iranian ship at a joint Indian naval exercise, where all vessels were required to be unarmed, paraded its sailors along other participants, including the US. The US then withdrew at the last minute, torpedoed the Iranian vessel, and refused to rescue survivors. 87 sailors killed, 60 missing.
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I'm starting to think this guy doesn't care about the future of the Iranian people or stability in the Middle East
March 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I'm starting to think this guy doesn't care about the future of the Iranian people or stability in the Middle East
It is what it is… ~sigh
![How I feel about a lot of things.
[black cat with angry eyes sipping from a mug that says Nope.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uz6fbx3dwush4uqxt34yxvz5/bafkreifqosxsa5mvv4ydre7jpkmguqhferxxy3lqtt2rd6ip3un42mgphq)
February 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It is what it is… ~sigh
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MFer I grew up before NAFTA. I didn't have an avocado until I was 15 years old. I ate lunch in a Zellers cafeteria. I thought Robin Hood was just a guy who made flour.
I was made for this moment.
I was made for this moment.
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
MFer I grew up before NAFTA. I didn't have an avocado until I was 15 years old. I ate lunch in a Zellers cafeteria. I thought Robin Hood was just a guy who made flour.
I was made for this moment.
I was made for this moment.
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there comes a point in every parent's life when they consider the possibility that they might need to lower their expectations
February 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
there comes a point in every parent's life when they consider the possibility that they might need to lower their expectations
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I’d probably be naked a lot more if I didn’t need pockets.
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I’d probably be naked a lot more if I didn’t need pockets.
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
Who’s with me?
November 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Who’s with me?
Real life problems 🫣
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Real life problems 🫣
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Do you really even have your life together if you don't have a favorite pen?
November 23, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Do you really even have your life together if you don't have a favorite pen?
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
Ever since I left X, I keep seeing this same cyber truck parked where ever I go… should I be concerned? I already crossed paths with it 3 separate times today 😬
November 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Ever since I left X, I keep seeing this same cyber truck parked where ever I go… should I be concerned? I already crossed paths with it 3 separate times today 😬
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me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
librarian: stop talking
librarian: stop talking
July 3, 2023 at 5:21 AM
me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
librarian: stop talking
librarian: stop talking
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magician’s assistant relaxes after the show
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
magician’s assistant relaxes after the show