OLD CRIED PANTS
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Careless Discharge
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klingon mac and cheese recipe
September 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
klingon mac and cheese recipe
I worked in broadcast media ages ago, and when a local file ppt wasn't changing slides with tons of crappy transitions fast enough, the lady that made the deck asked if I could "speed up the internet".
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I worked in broadcast media ages ago, and when a local file ppt wasn't changing slides with tons of crappy transitions fast enough, the lady that made the deck asked if I could "speed up the internet".
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Nothing any of you say will make me care about Reacher
September 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Nothing any of you say will make me care about Reacher
I seriously tried to gaslight 40 people on one of my calls I ran today that tomorrow was Friday.
September 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I seriously tried to gaslight 40 people on one of my calls I ran today that tomorrow was Friday.
There is no limit on horse shit this week, and there's still 2 days to get in on the deal. Hit me up if you need 5 more meetings today.
September 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
There is no limit on horse shit this week, and there's still 2 days to get in on the deal. Hit me up if you need 5 more meetings today.
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Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires
To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
September 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires
To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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That's how they do it?
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
That's how they do it?
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Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
September 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
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Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar.
September 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar.
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darmok and jalad netflix original series
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
darmok and jalad netflix original series
Behind on the stream- can't imagine what new original character coming at 8:40 spot!
Marques Brownlee: I'm Very Curious
ALT: Marques Brownlee: I'm Very Curious
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September 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Behind on the stream- can't imagine what new original character coming at 8:40 spot!
@suge-white.bsky.social Happy Birthday to you! Hope you slap it up real good.
Wildcraft Dancing Kangaroo
ALT: Wildcraft Dancing Kangaroo
static.klipy.com
September 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
@suge-white.bsky.social Happy Birthday to you! Hope you slap it up real good.
When the cowboys cut the Navajo Warrior, they incurred the curse of the creator.
September 14, 2026 at 11:11 AM
When the cowboys cut the Navajo Warrior, they incurred the curse of the creator.
WOW, WE ARE HERE! YoutubeTV has attractive costs for Sunday ticket. Small print says that you will pay for Sunday ticket forever... like... forever. This is the most unscrupulous bait I've ever seen.
September 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
WOW, WE ARE HERE! YoutubeTV has attractive costs for Sunday ticket. Small print says that you will pay for Sunday ticket forever... like... forever. This is the most unscrupulous bait I've ever seen.
Oh no! The Jim Nantz mandated sad story bit for all games has spilled into other cbs games with death or malady announcements! Funeral director Jim is ever present!
September 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Oh no! The Jim Nantz mandated sad story bit for all games has spilled into other cbs games with death or malady announcements! Funeral director Jim is ever present!
CBS went to commercial break, came back for one play, another commercial break, then score on next play back and another break. This is why going to a game is terrible-1/3 or more of the time is non-play.
September 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
CBS went to commercial break, came back for one play, another commercial break, then score on next play back and another break. This is why going to a game is terrible-1/3 or more of the time is non-play.
Max Hedroom is back?
September 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Max Hedroom is back?
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance https://theonion.com/savannah-bananas-commemorate-9-11-with-solemn-macarena-performance/
September 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance https://theonion.com/savannah-bananas-commemorate-9-11-with-solemn-macarena-performance/
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This isn't AI, this is what Donald Trump was ACTUALLY worried about on September 11, 2001 just HOURS after the 9/11 tragedy took place.
September 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This isn't AI, this is what Donald Trump was ACTUALLY worried about on September 11, 2001 just HOURS after the 9/11 tragedy took place.
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I feel this one. I hate what our government is doing to its citizens. I'd say that we deserve better, but do we?🤔
September 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I feel this one. I hate what our government is doing to its citizens. I'd say that we deserve better, but do we?🤔
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I'm not alone in thinking that these archeology field teams have dirty digging dirt sex all the time, right?
September 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I'm not alone in thinking that these archeology field teams have dirty digging dirt sex all the time, right?