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Careless Discharge
Wait, did James Donaldson have a son that was in the NBA?
September 18, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Wait, did James Donaldson have a son that was in the NBA?
Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball Swing
ALT: Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball Swing
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September 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Whatcha Talkin Bout Willis
ALT: Whatcha Talkin Bout Willis
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September 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Negative half a point in my fantasy league
September 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Negative half a point in my fantasy league
The Fan's own Joe Hoyt!
September 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
The Fan's own Joe Hoyt!
South Park: They Took Our Jobs!
ALT: South Park: They Took Our Jobs!
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September 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Two guests, two choices - dog or stepson
September 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Two guests, two choices - dog or stepson
I set an alarm for 10 minutes later to try and power nap. It didn't work.
September 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I set an alarm for 10 minutes later to try and power nap. It didn't work.
Annoyed Monkey 3amskypecall
ALT: Annoyed Monkey 3amskypecall
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September 17, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Little mermaid
September 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Little mermaid
And, ummm, certainly I mean current day, not the 1989 version.
Baby Jett Gets Scared and Runs Away
ALT: Baby Jett Gets Scared and Runs Away
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September 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
And, ummm, certainly I mean current day, not the 1989 version.
They hadn't invented reverse cowboy.
September 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
They hadn't invented reverse cowboy.
Is the last name "Wurst-Fears"?
September 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Is the last name "Wurst-Fears"?
That's a good cat- easy to see.
September 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That's a good cat- easy to see.
Screen shot of original post or it didn't happen.
September 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Screen shot of original post or it didn't happen.
I respectfully caveat scrotum cheese. That is all.
September 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I respectfully caveat scrotum cheese. That is all.
This is the most NYC post ever
September 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
This is the most NYC post ever
Real curb appeal!
September 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Real curb appeal!
Nah, just imagine you're from the 1920s, and it'll seem modern!
September 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Nah, just imagine you're from the 1920s, and it'll seem modern!
All the morphine
September 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
All the morphine