OLD CRIED PANTS
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Careless Discharge
Man, y'all are living in the future
September 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Man, y'all are living in the future
I did the research like I did, and I'll be dammed- she's right. Never disparaged the show.
September 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I did the research like I did, and I'll be dammed- she's right. Never disparaged the show.
Max Hedroom is back?
September 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Max Hedroom is back?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
September 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
OH!!! Sissy Space-X
August 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
OH!!! Sissy Space-X
They should let y'all use vintage tanks for the linemen.
August 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They should let y'all use vintage tanks for the linemen.
Local high school sports show host alerts R.L. Turner alumni that a rival is "dog shit" this season.
Frisco High 47, Carrollton Newman Smith 14
Frisco High 47, Carrollton Newman Smith 14
August 29, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Local high school sports show host alerts R.L. Turner alumni that a rival is "dog shit" this season.
Frisco High 47, Carrollton Newman Smith 14
Frisco High 47, Carrollton Newman Smith 14
Never lived a day not being the best.
August 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Never lived a day not being the best.
Best halftime show ever on all fronts, and it's amazing that Willie has outlasted her... can't believe it.
August 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Best halftime show ever on all fronts, and it's amazing that Willie has outlasted her... can't believe it.
Feels like... getting roasted potatoes out of the 450° oven.
August 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Feels like... getting roasted potatoes out of the 450° oven.
Audio SYSTEM?!
August 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Audio SYSTEM?!
That meth looks all wrong... maybe you missed a step. I'm glad to see the required hobby lobby sign!
August 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
That meth looks all wrong... maybe you missed a step. I'm glad to see the required hobby lobby sign!
Just watch out for the deadliest handsome assassin.
August 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Just watch out for the deadliest handsome assassin.
Run for your life!
August 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Run for your life!
