Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
@cheezebeard.bsky.social
Writer, Artist, & Game Designer
Games: https://cheezebeard.itch.io/
Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@Cheezebeard
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/CheezebeardtheLunchroomPirate
Games: https://cheezebeard.itch.io/
Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@Cheezebeard
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/CheezebeardtheLunchroomPirate
The Biting Cold
I am so cold. My feet and hands are numb. The tip of my nose, my cheeks, and my ears tingle with the chill. I need to do something to warm up.
I am so cold. My feet and hands are numb. The tip of my nose, my cheeks, and my ears tingle with the chill. I need to do something to warm up.
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The Biting Cold
I am so cold. My feet and hands are numb. The tip of my nose, my cheeks, and my ears tingle with the chill. I need to do something to warm up.
I am so cold. My feet and hands are numb. The tip of my nose, my cheeks, and my ears tingle with the chill. I need to do something to warm up.
New poem available!
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Tree | Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
I watched a tree that was so high, It seemed to me to touch the sky. As I was watching it started to fall. So I started to run, tripped, bro
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September 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
New poem available!
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New #NSFW #Heavymetal #Song #Lyrics available for subscribers.
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Slutstore | Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
Slutstore by Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate on Patreon. Join Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate's community for exclusive content and updates.
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September 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
New #NSFW #Heavymetal #Song #Lyrics available for subscribers.
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Sex
Sex: it’s not a bad thing.
Sex: it’s not a great thing.
Sex: it’s just a thing
Sex: that I had with your mom.
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Sex: it’s not a bad thing.
Sex: it’s not a great thing.
Sex: it’s just a thing
Sex: that I had with your mom.
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September 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Sex
Sex: it’s not a bad thing.
Sex: it’s not a great thing.
Sex: it’s just a thing
Sex: that I had with your mom.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #NSFW #humor #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #poetscommunity #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #writersofbluesky
Sex: it’s not a bad thing.
Sex: it’s not a great thing.
Sex: it’s just a thing
Sex: that I had with your mom.
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J. Low-Down
A dream for many
Men: to do Jell-O shooters
Off J. Lo’s hooters.
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A dream for many
Men: to do Jell-O shooters
Off J. Lo’s hooters.
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September 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
J. Low-Down
A dream for many
Men: to do Jell-O shooters
Off J. Lo’s hooters.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku #poetscommunity #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #poetrylovers #writersofbluesky #poetsofbluesky
A dream for many
Men: to do Jell-O shooters
Off J. Lo’s hooters.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku #poetscommunity #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #poetrylovers #writersofbluesky #poetsofbluesky
Due to unexpected circumstances, Wednesday's update was cancelled. I plan on doing a double update on Friday to make up for it.
September 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Due to unexpected circumstances, Wednesday's update was cancelled. I plan on doing a double update on Friday to make up for it.
Proposition
I see where I want to be
Directly across from me.
In a truly wondrous place,
All I see is your lovely face.
With you I’d like to spend my life.
I’d like for you to be my wife.
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I see where I want to be
Directly across from me.
In a truly wondrous place,
All I see is your lovely face.
With you I’d like to spend my life.
I’d like for you to be my wife.
#writers #writing #love #poetry #poem #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #poetscommunity #poetrylovers
September 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Proposition
I see where I want to be
Directly across from me.
In a truly wondrous place,
All I see is your lovely face.
With you I’d like to spend my life.
I’d like for you to be my wife.
#writers #writing #love #poetry #poem #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #poetscommunity #poetrylovers
I see where I want to be
Directly across from me.
In a truly wondrous place,
All I see is your lovely face.
With you I’d like to spend my life.
I’d like for you to be my wife.
#writers #writing #love #poetry #poem #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #poetscommunity #poetrylovers
New #NSFW #poem available.
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Jacking Jill | Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
Jacking Jill by Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate on Patreon. Join Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate's community for exclusive content and updates.
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September 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Currently working on some touch-ups to a new Print-And-Play Live-Action Roleplaying Game that I'm hoping to have available this weekend on itch.
#gaming #gamingcommunity #rpg #larp #itchio
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#gaming #gamingcommunity #rpg #larp #itchio
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September 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Currently working on some touch-ups to a new Print-And-Play Live-Action Roleplaying Game that I'm hoping to have available this weekend on itch.
#gaming #gamingcommunity #rpg #larp #itchio
cheezebeard.itch.io
#gaming #gamingcommunity #rpg #larp #itchio
cheezebeard.itch.io
Two Ton
Hey pig;
You’re too big
To become a star.
We’ll eat you at lunch.
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Hey pig;
You’re too big
To become a star.
We’ll eat you at lunch.
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September 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Two Ton
Hey pig;
You’re too big
To become a star.
We’ll eat you at lunch.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #freeverse #surreal #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #poetscommunity #poetrylovers #poets #writersofbluesky
Hey pig;
You’re too big
To become a star.
We’ll eat you at lunch.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #freeverse #surreal #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #poetscommunity #poetrylovers #poets #writersofbluesky
New content available.
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Book Thief | Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
I saw you sneak What you snuckily snook. I took a peek You creaky crook. You had to thief What you thiefily thefted. But that was my book Th
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September 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
New content available.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #humour #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #poetrylovers
#poetscommunity #writersofbluesky
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A New Classic
In the day of digital everything, the old ways are still the best.
A scanner may have a bed, but it doesn't help you rest.
A thousand PDFs may take less space than a single book,
but nothing beats paper and ink: the feel, the smell, the look.
In the day of digital everything, the old ways are still the best.
A scanner may have a bed, but it doesn't help you rest.
A thousand PDFs may take less space than a single book,
but nothing beats paper and ink: the feel, the smell, the look.
August 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A New Classic
In the day of digital everything, the old ways are still the best.
A scanner may have a bed, but it doesn't help you rest.
A thousand PDFs may take less space than a single book,
but nothing beats paper and ink: the feel, the smell, the look.
In the day of digital everything, the old ways are still the best.
A scanner may have a bed, but it doesn't help you rest.
A thousand PDFs may take less space than a single book,
but nothing beats paper and ink: the feel, the smell, the look.
#Love for You
Once upon a time,
I looked at what was mine,
And noticed something was missing.
‘Twas Love, the hugs and kissing,
That only you could give.
Once upon a time,
I looked at what was mine,
And noticed something was missing.
‘Twas Love, the hugs and kissing,
That only you could give.
August 31, 2026 at 3:28 PM
#Love for You
Once upon a time,
I looked at what was mine,
And noticed something was missing.
‘Twas Love, the hugs and kissing,
That only you could give.
Once upon a time,
I looked at what was mine,
And noticed something was missing.
‘Twas Love, the hugs and kissing,
That only you could give.
A Sweeping Statement
The preacher spoke with much gloom
"We'll no longer say ' Bride & Groom '
Your short attention spans
Have made us change plans
So now we're calling them ' #Broom '"
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The preacher spoke with much gloom
"We'll no longer say ' Bride & Groom '
Your short attention spans
Have made us change plans
So now we're calling them ' #Broom '"
#vss365 #writers #writing #poetry #humour #limerick #poem #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
August 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A Sweeping Statement
The preacher spoke with much gloom
"We'll no longer say ' Bride & Groom '
Your short attention spans
Have made us change plans
So now we're calling them ' #Broom '"
#vss365 #writers #writing #poetry #humour #limerick #poem #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
The preacher spoke with much gloom
"We'll no longer say ' Bride & Groom '
Your short attention spans
Have made us change plans
So now we're calling them ' #Broom '"
#vss365 #writers #writing #poetry #humour #limerick #poem #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
Just posted some more #fantasy #art at my Patreon.
#artist #drawing #sketch #artistcommunity #artcommunity #artistsofbluesky
#artist #drawing #sketch #artistcommunity #artcommunity #artistsofbluesky
Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate — Writer of poems, lyrics, short fiction, and games.
Get more from Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate on Patreon. Writer of poems, lyrics, short fiction, and games.. Support Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate and get exclusive access to their work.
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August 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Just posted some more #fantasy #art at my Patreon.
#artist #drawing #sketch #artistcommunity #artcommunity #artistsofbluesky
#artist #drawing #sketch #artistcommunity #artcommunity #artistsofbluesky
Snap Decisions
The #glove was almost finished. Just two more gems and the cosplay would be complete.
How was I to know I'd somehow made the real thing?
#vss365 #writers #writing #fiction #flashfiction #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #marvelfandom #marvelcomics #writersofbluesky
The #glove was almost finished. Just two more gems and the cosplay would be complete.
How was I to know I'd somehow made the real thing?
#vss365 #writers #writing #fiction #flashfiction #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #marvelfandom #marvelcomics #writersofbluesky
August 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Snap Decisions
The #glove was almost finished. Just two more gems and the cosplay would be complete.
How was I to know I'd somehow made the real thing?
#vss365 #writers #writing #fiction #flashfiction #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #marvelfandom #marvelcomics #writersofbluesky
The #glove was almost finished. Just two more gems and the cosplay would be complete.
How was I to know I'd somehow made the real thing?
#vss365 #writers #writing #fiction #flashfiction #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #marvelfandom #marvelcomics #writersofbluesky
Family is Forever
Sitting on the couch alone, he was watching the movie his sister had recommended. It was a real heart-wrenching tear-jerker.
She handed him a #tissue just like when they were kids.
#writers #writing #flashfiction #microfiction #vss365 #horror #writerscommuntiy #writingcommunity
Sitting on the couch alone, he was watching the movie his sister had recommended. It was a real heart-wrenching tear-jerker.
She handed him a #tissue just like when they were kids.
#writers #writing #flashfiction #microfiction #vss365 #horror #writerscommuntiy #writingcommunity
August 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Family is Forever
Sitting on the couch alone, he was watching the movie his sister had recommended. It was a real heart-wrenching tear-jerker.
She handed him a #tissue just like when they were kids.
#writers #writing #flashfiction #microfiction #vss365 #horror #writerscommuntiy #writingcommunity
Sitting on the couch alone, he was watching the movie his sister had recommended. It was a real heart-wrenching tear-jerker.
She handed him a #tissue just like when they were kids.
#writers #writing #flashfiction #microfiction #vss365 #horror #writerscommuntiy #writingcommunity
New Content for subscribers.
If you like #Heavymetal #music you might like these #lyrics
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If you like #Heavymetal #music you might like these #lyrics
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The Journey | Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
The Journey by Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate on Patreon. Join Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate's community for exclusive content and updates.
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August 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
New Content for subscribers.
If you like #Heavymetal #music you might like these #lyrics
#writers #writing #song #poetry #writerscommunity #writingcommunity
If you like #Heavymetal #music you might like these #lyrics
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Sanding Class
The sea wall followed me.
And will Athas kill
The world of wood?
As they said:
“Ed wakes that burnin’ gate
With them hen states.”
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #freeverse #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writersofbluesky
The sea wall followed me.
And will Athas kill
The world of wood?
As they said:
“Ed wakes that burnin’ gate
With them hen states.”
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #freeverse #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writersofbluesky
August 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Sanding Class
The sea wall followed me.
And will Athas kill
The world of wood?
As they said:
“Ed wakes that burnin’ gate
With them hen states.”
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #freeverse #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writersofbluesky
The sea wall followed me.
And will Athas kill
The world of wood?
As they said:
“Ed wakes that burnin’ gate
With them hen states.”
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #freeverse #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writersofbluesky
Best Childhood
Jaws on the left, Evil Dead on the right.
Walls and shelves covered
with things that cause fright.
#Posters and statues of various guys,
slashers, and monsters
and adreneline highs.
Jaws on the left, Evil Dead on the right.
Walls and shelves covered
with things that cause fright.
#Posters and statues of various guys,
slashers, and monsters
and adreneline highs.
August 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Best Childhood
Jaws on the left, Evil Dead on the right.
Walls and shelves covered
with things that cause fright.
#Posters and statues of various guys,
slashers, and monsters
and adreneline highs.
Jaws on the left, Evil Dead on the right.
Walls and shelves covered
with things that cause fright.
#Posters and statues of various guys,
slashers, and monsters
and adreneline highs.
New Poem:
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #love #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #love #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
Love | Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
Each night I die a little bit Whenever I think of you. Like purple clouds on sky sunlit, Those thoughts drift through my mind. Then I am s
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August 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM
#Art dump, part 1 complete. Also uploaded a #book and #pamphlet to cheezebeard.itch.io for all you #Erisian & #Discordian types.
New #poetry coming soon!
#writers #writing #artists #drawing #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
New #poetry coming soon!
#writers #writing #artists #drawing #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
August 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#Art dump, part 1 complete. Also uploaded a #book and #pamphlet to cheezebeard.itch.io for all you #Erisian & #Discordian types.
New #poetry coming soon!
#writers #writing #artists #drawing #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky
New #poetry coming soon!
#writers #writing #artists #drawing #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky