chordjuicer
@chordjuicer.bsky.social
musician; engineer; improvisationalist; bicyclist. he/him
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i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
September 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Me to the baby all day
August 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Me to the baby all day
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I guess my biggest take on race is that in "going the distance" the singer seems to describe simultaneously a horse race, a car race, and a foot race without really understanding how any of those things operate
August 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I guess my biggest take on race is that in "going the distance" the singer seems to describe simultaneously a horse race, a car race, and a foot race without really understanding how any of those things operate
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5) there are a bunch of reasonable objections to AI but most people who object to AI, at least the ones in my mentions, dislike AI first and then find objections later. The water thing has always been bullshit. The psychosis thing looked like it was going to be a huge problem and then it wasn’t.
August 21, 2026 at 12:03 PM
5) there are a bunch of reasonable objections to AI but most people who object to AI, at least the ones in my mentions, dislike AI first and then find objections later. The water thing has always been bullshit. The psychosis thing looked like it was going to be a huge problem and then it wasn’t.
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Original Trilogy- Necessary to have seen to participate in society
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
August 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Original Trilogy- Necessary to have seen to participate in society
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
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this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
August 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
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![@SJKSalisbury
[showing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] I was thinking something a bit like this](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreihkn6g7dgkjykz2g2q7jtoibumdjrtkk5nl5pssdnddfgmhbcovqy)
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
August 12, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Mamdani's critics in one screenshot, lol
July 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Mamdani's critics in one screenshot, lol
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June 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
June 24, 2026 at 11:05 AM
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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people always ask me why i drink so much iced coffee. i actually have a genetic condition where my body doesn’t produce it’s own iced coffee. so i have to make my own and drink it every single day.
June 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
people always ask me why i drink so much iced coffee. i actually have a genetic condition where my body doesn’t produce it’s own iced coffee. so i have to make my own and drink it every single day.
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Hakeem Jeffries is about to join the DSA
June 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Hakeem Jeffries is about to join the DSA
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every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.
I’d love to read, say, 1200 words from a really good writer on why exactly the reflecting pool thing has turned into the durable embarrassment across media that a lot of other, equally public scandals or screwups could have been in the previous 18 months
June 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.
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Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife.
Rama: hello Mamdani
Rama: hello Mamdani
June 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife.
Rama: hello Mamdani
Rama: hello Mamdani
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he wasn't lying when he said we'd be doing a lot of winning
Trump admin. has quit efforts to halt wind energy projects & dropped its challenge to the court ruling that tossed Trump’s order freezing federal permitting & leasing for wind projects. 79.7gw of clean power to come online in the US in 2026 while 8gw canceled 🌎
insideclimatenews.org/news/1506202...
insideclimatenews.org/news/1506202...
Trump Administration Abandons Fight Against Wind Energy as Clean Energy Output Surges - Inside Climate News
The clean energy sector is showing resilience despite challenges thrown at it by a hostile White House, a recent report found. A string of legal victories has further dampened the Trump administration...
insideclimatenews.org
June 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
he wasn't lying when he said we'd be doing a lot of winning
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I hate trump's party because it sets the bar way too high for the rest of us who have young children with summer birthdays
June 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I hate trump's party because it sets the bar way too high for the rest of us who have young children with summer birthdays
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After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸
June 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸
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incredible comment on one of those dumbass subway takes videos with JLO where she says to have to be born in new york to be a new yorker
June 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
incredible comment on one of those dumbass subway takes videos with JLO where she says to have to be born in new york to be a new yorker
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dungeon module ny-11
curse of the lich king
the lich king's arrival threatens to curse the city for the next hundred years. while he is attending the NBA FINALS, your band of heroes must find and destroy his secret phylactery. their perilous journey commences on the island of LITTLE SAINT JAMES,
curse of the lich king
the lich king's arrival threatens to curse the city for the next hundred years. while he is attending the NBA FINALS, your band of heroes must find and destroy his secret phylactery. their perilous journey commences on the island of LITTLE SAINT JAMES,
June 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
dungeon module ny-11
curse of the lich king
the lich king's arrival threatens to curse the city for the next hundred years. while he is attending the NBA FINALS, your band of heroes must find and destroy his secret phylactery. their perilous journey commences on the island of LITTLE SAINT JAMES,
curse of the lich king
the lich king's arrival threatens to curse the city for the next hundred years. while he is attending the NBA FINALS, your band of heroes must find and destroy his secret phylactery. their perilous journey commences on the island of LITTLE SAINT JAMES,
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what if it happened in the middle of game 3
June 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
what if it happened in the middle of game 3
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i'm not the only one who thinks this
May 26, 2026 at 9:57 AM
i'm not the only one who thinks this