Chris in DC
@chrisb2.bsky.social
fka @Coastalelite28 on the other app
*taps microphone* anyone have an Atlantic subscription and want to send me a gift link to Chait's "Theory of Everything" piece? Pllleeeeaaaaassseee?
May 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
*taps microphone* anyone have an Atlantic subscription and want to send me a gift link to Chait's "Theory of Everything" piece? Pllleeeeaaaaassseee?
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Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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15 percent chance Kash Patel shows up to this press conference in a Tune Squad jersey
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
15 percent chance Kash Patel shows up to this press conference in a Tune Squad jersey
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yes good reminder: our upcoming NYC election is NOT using ranked choice voting!
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
yes good reminder: our upcoming NYC election is NOT using ranked choice voting!
@megschuster.bsky.social full disclosure I have actually done the Fernando Alonso "do this one more time and we are actually done" thing more than once. (Also he is the best and the most Spanish, all due respect to Carlos)
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@megschuster.bsky.social full disclosure I have actually done the Fernando Alonso "do this one more time and we are actually done" thing more than once. (Also he is the best and the most Spanish, all due respect to Carlos)
@tomcolgan14.bsky.social I'm going to email you! I'll be in the city in a week and a half
September 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@tomcolgan14.bsky.social I'm going to email you! I'll be in the city in a week and a half
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I've always liked your needle drops but "Blue Jeans" by Silvertide made me exceptionally happy. Great band that never got the break they deserved.
August 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I've always liked your needle drops but "Blue Jeans" by Silvertide made me exceptionally happy. Great band that never got the break they deserved.
do people think George Clooney picks candidates
I’ll say this and then I’m gonna step back b/c 2026 IS THE ONLY NATIONAL ELECTION THAT’S IMPORTANT NOW.
No Dem presidential candidate wins w/o high Black turnout & vote.
So stop making it like Black voters are expendable or that you can serve up any candidate chosen by Pelosi, Clooney or MSM & win.
No Dem presidential candidate wins w/o high Black turnout & vote.
So stop making it like Black voters are expendable or that you can serve up any candidate chosen by Pelosi, Clooney or MSM & win.
May 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
do people think George Clooney picks candidates
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Chicago got a pope before they got a pro bowl qb this is insane
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Chicago got a pope before they got a pro bowl qb this is insane
I think it's funny to say people "criticized JD Vance" when it's more like "last Pope and current Pope literally read the Bible differently and correct Vance on obvious doctrinal errors"
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think it's funny to say people "criticized JD Vance" when it's more like "last Pope and current Pope literally read the Bible differently and correct Vance on obvious doctrinal errors"
good job everyone, Chicago Pope jokes have outstripped my Pope Pizzaballa dreams
May 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
good job everyone, Chicago Pope jokes have outstripped my Pope Pizzaballa dreams
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
if I were better at coding I'd start a website that takes Elon's claimed DOGE savings and factors it into a tax refund for the median income family. Right now DOGE check is like...12 dollars. *waves tiny flag*
February 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
if I were better at coding I'd start a website that takes Elon's claimed DOGE savings and factors it into a tax refund for the median income family. Right now DOGE check is like...12 dollars. *waves tiny flag*
man I wish our party had the size and/or diversity to pull this off
February 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
man I wish our party had the size and/or diversity to pull this off
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It’s rare that you watch a commercial and know, to the penny, the size of a celebrity’s gambling debts. Anyway, “Kiss from a Rose” still slaps
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s rare that you watch a commercial and know, to the penny, the size of a celebrity’s gambling debts. Anyway, “Kiss from a Rose” still slaps
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I feel like Drake's entire career is now a monkey paw scenario.
February 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I feel like Drake's entire career is now a monkey paw scenario.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
low-key it is kinda funny that because DOGE will never get Congressional approval they just gave Elon the IT office and told him to go off
February 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
low-key it is kinda funny that because DOGE will never get Congressional approval they just gave Elon the IT office and told him to go off
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Hi, everybody! Jon here. Unfortunately, since ChatGPT is down at the moment, I'm unable to generate my usual Bluesky posts. As soon as it's up and running again, I'll be able to resume the sorts of posting you've come to expect from me over the years. Thanks all.
January 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hi, everybody! Jon here. Unfortunately, since ChatGPT is down at the moment, I'm unable to generate my usual Bluesky posts. As soon as it's up and running again, I'll be able to resume the sorts of posting you've come to expect from me over the years. Thanks all.
*doing breathing exercises* don't freak out about the Gulf of America. He wants you to freak out about the Gulf of America. Focus on the real issues. Woooooossssssaaaaahhhhh
January 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*doing breathing exercises* don't freak out about the Gulf of America. He wants you to freak out about the Gulf of America. Focus on the real issues. Woooooossssssaaaaahhhhh
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TRUTH: The massive fire that destroyed Altadena was not a “forest fire.” The fire had nothing to do with forest management or water policy.
Three main reasons the fire exploded:
1. Drought-like conditions
2. Very low relative humidity
3. Santa Ana winds reaching 100 mph
(Video by Stuart Palley)
Three main reasons the fire exploded:
1. Drought-like conditions
2. Very low relative humidity
3. Santa Ana winds reaching 100 mph
(Video by Stuart Palley)
January 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
TRUTH: The massive fire that destroyed Altadena was not a “forest fire.” The fire had nothing to do with forest management or water policy.
Three main reasons the fire exploded:
1. Drought-like conditions
2. Very low relative humidity
3. Santa Ana winds reaching 100 mph
(Video by Stuart Palley)
Three main reasons the fire exploded:
1. Drought-like conditions
2. Very low relative humidity
3. Santa Ana winds reaching 100 mph
(Video by Stuart Palley)