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Chuck
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Former technician in the Panamanian nuclear arms program

Current applicant for the Canadian Foreign Legion
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Can we talk about how the president is HOA Judge Dredd
Exclusive: In the weeks leading up to his resignation last year, the first architect on the White House ballroom clashed with President Trump over design features that the architect believed violated building safety codes.

“I am the code,” Trump said.
‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
September 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Shhhh... The brisket is resting!
September 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Truly is there anything more quintessentially American than a commemorative anniversary edition of a 15lb tank of explosive??
September 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I give up. Just give me the sweet release of nuclear hellfire
September 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I N I!
August 28, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head

we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
static.klipy.com
August 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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What if Freud’s mom was a nice, normal lady who felt really shocked and sad when he came out with all his theories
April 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Stupid sexy undecided buff ghost man
Polievre claiming that once Canadians really get to know him his numbers will improve is priceless. Carney has been PM for 16 months & still has the highest approval and preferability ratings as PM.
We've known the smarmy prick for over 20 years!
Poilievre can't even beat "OTHER" #cdnpoli
August 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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sometimes i’m taken aback by how draconian UK defamation law seems, but on the other hand it’s pretty clear that British journalists can’t be trusted with free speech
August 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
August 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
August 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
USA! USA! USA!
August 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
A rare exception to the “every regulation is written in blood” principle
July 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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The World Cup might be over, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't still take short breaks throughout the day to make sure you stay hydrated.
July 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Stormtrooper meat is fine, but never really hits the spot
Sometimes I think about all the Stormtroopers the ewoks ate.
July 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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They asked an LLM who was the most well known supplier of copper, and that’s who it spit out. 🤷🏽
July 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Starting a rumor that Stargate Abilene is delayed because the company building the data centers was sold low-quality copper that is unsuitable for wires
July 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Which NATO leader (other than Trump, that’s too easy) ends up dead in a Murder on the Orient Express type killing?
Erdogan is arming NATO
July 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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This is tied for the fifth worst thing she's said.
She's a fixture of the rage-against-trans people right. And she really is that stupid.
July 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The ads in the World Cup seem like they are trying to indoctrinate you into being an asshole. And this is the worst of them. And that was before I realized it was Dana White in them
July 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Rizzo!!!!
Most career pitching strikeouts among players to hit 300+ home runs:

Shohei Ohtani: 765 (300 HR)
Babe Ruth: 501 (714)
Jimmie Foxx: 11 (534)
Dave Kingman: 4 (442)
Rocky Colavito: 2 (374)
Ted Williams: 1 (521)
Gary Gaetti: 1 (360)
Anthony Rizzo: 1 (303)
July 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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look, if Rollo the Walker's oath of fealty to Charles III of West Francia after the Siege of Chartres in 911 means *anything*, it's that I shouldn't have to worry about this distinction anymore
salute to all y’all who do not know the difference between normans and norwegians
July 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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As a soccer mom, I can say that this is far less exciting than many of the games I attend. Up 5 at the half? Too bad, lose by 10. The goalies haven't even scored. And no striker has made a goal from kickoff. Not one person has run on the field to tie shoes
July 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
July 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM