Gary
coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
Gary
@coolgarydotnet.bsky.social
he/him
youtube starts every video muted now for me. is that happening to anyone else and do you have a fix
September 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
i just qualified for the olympics in the new sport of "turning off the microwave with one second to go before it finishes with a loud beep"
September 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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April 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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our main food should be a mineral we mine from the earth called nutrium
August 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
July 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
August 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
how it feels when you're not in the big walk group
August 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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i regard water as dry
August 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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August 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
i got yasmine to master and i spent the entire time trying to just do this to people as much as i could streamable.com/3y252w
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August 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
September 29, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
July 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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July 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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someday i'll figure out a The Doctor Was A Woman joke that's so abstracted it doesn't have the words woman OR doctor in it. it'll get 5 favs and only 2 will be from people who actually got it. then all that's left to do is strap on the vest and head down to city hall to see my old friend the mayor
July 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started'

Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea
December 6, 2023 at 7:45 PM
i've slain a clown
July 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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July 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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July 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM