Life update for bluesky
June 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Life update for bluesky
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I think Sporting KC managed to play the worst half of soccer you could possibly have with 47% possession last night
April 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I think Sporting KC managed to play the worst half of soccer you could possibly have with 47% possession last night
Hate this guy!
April 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Hate this guy!
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Today more than ever.
April 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Today more than ever.
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Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.
Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.
And here we are.
Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.
And here we are.
April 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.
Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.
And here we are.
Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.
And here we are.
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
X has stopped working
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I love when my coat looks shinier because of the type of food I'm eating now
August 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I love when my coat looks shinier because of the type of food I'm eating now
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Schmetzer said as far as he knew, nothing racist was said that prompted nouhou to throw the ball. Jon bell, who was on end line with Nouhou, confirmed it too, apparently. Schmetzer: ‘That was one of the most important things I wanted to cross off.’
July 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Schmetzer said as far as he knew, nothing racist was said that prompted nouhou to throw the ball. Jon bell, who was on end line with Nouhou, confirmed it too, apparently. Schmetzer: ‘That was one of the most important things I wanted to cross off.’
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overheard a guy in Prospect Park explaining to a friend who Eric Gagne was. our legends live on through oral storytelling, in the tradition of the ancients.
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
overheard a guy in Prospect Park explaining to a friend who Eric Gagne was. our legends live on through oral storytelling, in the tradition of the ancients.
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Jac's first Kauffman blast! 💥
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jac's first Kauffman blast! 💥
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
theonion.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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i feel like apples count as a fruit. because i mean, it's an apple, come on. i think oranges and strawberries are fruits too. i don't care what anyone says
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i feel like apples count as a fruit. because i mean, it's an apple, come on. i think oranges and strawberries are fruits too. i don't care what anyone says
Accidentally quit my job on the same day as Elon Musk
May 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Accidentally quit my job on the same day as Elon Musk
NFL fans all universally agreeing that tush push isn’t fun to watch but shouldn’t be banned just because a team uses it well vs NBA fans universally agreeing to ban strategy because it makes the ending boring
this is a way more obvious ban case than the tush push imo. sports = fun and this ain't fun
I'm pro-banning fouling up three now I don't care if it is the "right" strategy it sucks to watch.
May 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
NFL fans all universally agreeing that tush push isn’t fun to watch but shouldn’t be banned just because a team uses it well vs NBA fans universally agreeing to ban strategy because it makes the ending boring
One day one of the teams I root for will not be universally hated on this website but I guess today is not that day
May 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
One day one of the teams I root for will not be universally hated on this website but I guess today is not that day
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Can’t wait to watch these two guys rock the kit this summer!
Our fans are the heartbeat of our team.
Inspired by their energy, inspired by street style, the Heartbeat kit has arrived.
Inspired by their energy, inspired by street style, the Heartbeat kit has arrived.
May 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Can’t wait to watch these two guys rock the kit this summer!
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opening up the archives in honor of World Turtle Day
Shell hath no hurry
Turtles displaced by lake project creep their way home in the slowest and cutest “welcome home” party ever
neorsd.medium.com
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
opening up the archives in honor of World Turtle Day
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MLS appears to have decoded those players in no time.
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
I thought 2. Bundesliga players and coaches would auto_win MLS though
May 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
MLS appears to have decoded those players in no time.
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
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the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
he's 74, his mind has to be blown by even the most modest of tricks on it
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
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Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central
May 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central
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I get to enjoy the White Sox horridness because I had to suffer through Royals horridness. Any fans of chronically good teams don't get to do this.
May 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I get to enjoy the White Sox horridness because I had to suffer through Royals horridness. Any fans of chronically good teams don't get to do this.
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It’s CONCLAVE time at the DNVR bar! The cardinals are sequestered but you don’t have to be! We’ve got Papal Poppers for 8.99, that’s jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, and a special deity drizzle for the most high. The blood of the lord beer from Breck Brew is on tap! Red grape hazy IPA. 6 bucks all day
May 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s CONCLAVE time at the DNVR bar! The cardinals are sequestered but you don’t have to be! We’ve got Papal Poppers for 8.99, that’s jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, and a special deity drizzle for the most high. The blood of the lord beer from Breck Brew is on tap! Red grape hazy IPA. 6 bucks all day