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Criag
@criagtime.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
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My birthstone is a petrified white dog turd.
October 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My birthstone is a petrified white dog turd.
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Thanks to social media, I finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a weirdo.
October 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Thanks to social media, I finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a weirdo.
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Official Trailer for Butterfly Pavilion
October 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Official Trailer for Butterfly Pavilion
Weird, I just got a thank you message after I discarded one of my drafts??
October 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Weird, I just got a thank you message after I discarded one of my drafts??
I think I'm into feet now because everyone is ironically censoring them online
October 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I think I'm into feet now because everyone is ironically censoring them online
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My wife accused me of liking one of her boobs more than the other. But I like them both equally! Just in different ways. I like her left boob because its bigger. And I like her right boob because it makes the left one look bigger.
November 30, 2023 at 6:23 PM
My wife accused me of liking one of her boobs more than the other. But I like them both equally! Just in different ways. I like her left boob because its bigger. And I like her right boob because it makes the left one look bigger.
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"this browser version is no longer supported" is something you should tell your developer, not me, the innocent web surfer
October 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"this browser version is no longer supported" is something you should tell your developer, not me, the innocent web surfer
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Shop local. Shoplift corporate.
October 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Shop local. Shoplift corporate.
I tried putting on shapewear for the first time and I just learned that mashed potatoes is a shape
October 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I tried putting on shapewear for the first time and I just learned that mashed potatoes is a shape
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My body is a wonder-what-happened-land
October 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My body is a wonder-what-happened-land
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never steal from a person, never steal from individuals or small businesses. that said, good lord stealing from corporations is amazing, fun, awesome, impressive, cool, morally good, and funny
Shop local. Shoplift corporate.
October 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
never steal from a person, never steal from individuals or small businesses. that said, good lord stealing from corporations is amazing, fun, awesome, impressive, cool, morally good, and funny
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i support pizza on a bagel but not anytime that's too fucking far
October 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i support pizza on a bagel but not anytime that's too fucking far
Shop local. Shoplift corporate.
October 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Shop local. Shoplift corporate.
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It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots
October 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots
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happy 10/4 good buddies
October 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
happy 10/4 good buddies
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there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck
October 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck
Meet Muse, your new Meta feature to disable.
October 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Meet Muse, your new Meta feature to disable.
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Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout.
October 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout.
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The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew
October 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 03,1944
October 03,1944
October 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 03,1944
October 03,1944
love it when the perfectionist cries on bake-off
October 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
love it when the perfectionist cries on bake-off
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Does anybody know how long it takes this bag of Skinny Pop™️ to work? Is it twice as fast if I eat two bags?
October 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Does anybody know how long it takes this bag of Skinny Pop™️ to work? Is it twice as fast if I eat two bags?
HORNY 4 PUBLIC TRANSIT!
October 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
HORNY 4 PUBLIC TRANSIT!
It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots
October 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots
As an everyday American, it's hard to know which lies to believe. That's why I watch podcasts. They cut through the science and deliver uneducated takes that I know I can blindly trust.
October 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
As an everyday American, it's hard to know which lies to believe. That's why I watch podcasts. They cut through the science and deliver uneducated takes that I know I can blindly trust.