crustyoldhuman
@crustyoldman.bsky.social
Human(?) twitch streamer playing adventure games and having laughs while no one watches.
twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
discord.gg/5MUmAHyrh7
youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman
twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
discord.gg/5MUmAHyrh7
youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman
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Crusty Boy streams are a crazy time.
follow on twitch @ www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman to join the fun next time
#retro #retrogames #retrogame #retrohandheld #regrogaming #vintagegames #livestream
follow on twitch @ www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman to join the fun next time
#retro #retrogames #retrogame #retrohandheld #regrogaming #vintagegames #livestream
Y'all. They simulated a fly and forced it into hell. Wild thing to do
fly-brain-doom.awormuth.chatgpt.site
#doom #fly #weirdscience #wtf
fly-brain-doom.awormuth.chatgpt.site
#doom #fly #weirdscience #wtf
DOOMFLY
166,700 neurons. Live experimental training in Doom. Watch modeled memory change; improved survival is unproven.
fly-brain-doom.awormuth.chatgpt.site
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Y'all. They simulated a fly and forced it into hell. Wild thing to do
fly-brain-doom.awormuth.chatgpt.site
#doom #fly #weirdscience #wtf
fly-brain-doom.awormuth.chatgpt.site
#doom #fly #weirdscience #wtf
i coded a quote system into streamerbot
#streamerbot #twitchstream #diystream
can't wait to see what quotes we get :D
#streamerbot #twitchstream #diystream
can't wait to see what quotes we get :D
August 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i coded a quote system into streamerbot
#streamerbot #twitchstream #diystream
can't wait to see what quotes we get :D
#streamerbot #twitchstream #diystream
can't wait to see what quotes we get :D
August 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i turned #nancydrew into an #ai to swear at and give me hints and tell me i need to eat more snacks: www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
youtu.be/AK9m9acxfSQ?...
youtu.be/AK9m9acxfSQ?...
I turned Nancy Drew into an AI to help me solve mysteries | Nancy Drew: Trail of the Twister
YouTube video by crustyoldhuman
youtu.be
July 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i turned #nancydrew into an #ai to swear at and give me hints and tell me i need to eat more snacks: www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
youtu.be/AK9m9acxfSQ?...
youtu.be/AK9m9acxfSQ?...
i'm thirsty
**non-challantly chugs a pound and a half of water**
**non-challantly chugs a pound and a half of water**
July 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
i'm thirsty
**non-challantly chugs a pound and a half of water**
**non-challantly chugs a pound and a half of water**
this is what i look like in my discord when i figure out a coding problem
(ps join the discord!)
(ps join the discord!)
July 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
this is what i look like in my discord when i figure out a coding problem
(ps join the discord!)
(ps join the discord!)
345243: so, what music are u into?
me: iunno i like some pretty terrible stuff tbh
345243: lol just tell me what u like!
me: oh you know, when it sounds terrible. and garbage.
345243: it can't be that bad, just show me!
me: ok
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFk...
me: iunno i like some pretty terrible stuff tbh
345243: lol just tell me what u like!
me: oh you know, when it sounds terrible. and garbage.
345243: it can't be that bad, just show me!
me: ok
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFk...
Deathpact - DUST TO DUST (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Deathpact
www.youtube.com
July 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
345243: so, what music are u into?
me: iunno i like some pretty terrible stuff tbh
345243: lol just tell me what u like!
me: oh you know, when it sounds terrible. and garbage.
345243: it can't be that bad, just show me!
me: ok
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFk...
me: iunno i like some pretty terrible stuff tbh
345243: lol just tell me what u like!
me: oh you know, when it sounds terrible. and garbage.
345243: it can't be that bad, just show me!
me: ok
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFk...
I tried to make twist donuts like from cub
they... def aren't even donuts
but, they do taste good
they... def aren't even donuts
but, they do taste good
July 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I tried to make twist donuts like from cub
they... def aren't even donuts
but, they do taste good
they... def aren't even donuts
but, they do taste good
reason #63 to not support #waymo in #minneapolis
any 11yo with one of these can take down your entire navigation system:
any 11yo with one of these can take down your entire navigation system:
June 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
reason #63 to not support #waymo in #minneapolis
any 11yo with one of these can take down your entire navigation system:
any 11yo with one of these can take down your entire navigation system:
sometimes i use llms to validate my unpopular opinions #chillasart
June 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
sometimes i use llms to validate my unpopular opinions #chillasart
June 26, 2026 at 3:47 AM
if you don't like peppers cuz you don't like spicy stufd, just TRY a bell pepper
they have 0% of the "spicy" chemical that's in spicy peppers
they are SWEET!
then you can put them in food you cook and eat and MY GOD do peppers do some good favors for flavor 😭 🙏 🫑
they have 0% of the "spicy" chemical that's in spicy peppers
they are SWEET!
then you can put them in food you cook and eat and MY GOD do peppers do some good favors for flavor 😭 🙏 🫑
May 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
if you don't like peppers cuz you don't like spicy stufd, just TRY a bell pepper
they have 0% of the "spicy" chemical that's in spicy peppers
they are SWEET!
then you can put them in food you cook and eat and MY GOD do peppers do some good favors for flavor 😭 🙏 🫑
they have 0% of the "spicy" chemical that's in spicy peppers
they are SWEET!
then you can put them in food you cook and eat and MY GOD do peppers do some good favors for flavor 😭 🙏 🫑
May 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
i made my first brain rot #tiktok short.
spent 2 years resisting brain rot.
realized people *want* it!
so now i'm gunna make brain rot shorts too and be part of the problem :)
ngl, this template was pretty fun to put together
#smallstreamer #twitchclips
spent 2 years resisting brain rot.
realized people *want* it!
so now i'm gunna make brain rot shorts too and be part of the problem :)
ngl, this template was pretty fun to put together
#smallstreamer #twitchclips
May 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
i made my first brain rot #tiktok short.
spent 2 years resisting brain rot.
realized people *want* it!
so now i'm gunna make brain rot shorts too and be part of the problem :)
ngl, this template was pretty fun to put together
#smallstreamer #twitchclips
spent 2 years resisting brain rot.
realized people *want* it!
so now i'm gunna make brain rot shorts too and be part of the problem :)
ngl, this template was pretty fun to put together
#smallstreamer #twitchclips
i finished my screen brightness management program for #windows and i'm pretty pleased with it. give it a try! save your eyeballs! repost to save your friends eyeballs!
github.com/crustyoldhum...
#indiedev #buildinpublic #dotnet #csharp #productivity #utility #accessibility #softwaredevelopment
github.com/crustyoldhum...
#indiedev #buildinpublic #dotnet #csharp #productivity #utility #accessibility #softwaredevelopment
April 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
i finished my screen brightness management program for #windows and i'm pretty pleased with it. give it a try! save your eyeballs! repost to save your friends eyeballs!
github.com/crustyoldhum...
#indiedev #buildinpublic #dotnet #csharp #productivity #utility #accessibility #softwaredevelopment
github.com/crustyoldhum...
#indiedev #buildinpublic #dotnet #csharp #productivity #utility #accessibility #softwaredevelopment
the fact that we invented artificial sweeteners that don't taste like plant pesticides but you literally cannot eat more than a few servings of it without getting the hershey-sqiurts is an injustice of existence i have a hard time tolerating
March 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
the fact that we invented artificial sweeteners that don't taste like plant pesticides but you literally cannot eat more than a few servings of it without getting the hershey-sqiurts is an injustice of existence i have a hard time tolerating
come hang out with me @ www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman while we check out this corny #fmv game Markus Ritter: The Lost Family. if we got time, we'll check out #DrainSim too.
#livestreamgaming #gaymer #markusritter #fmvgame #pointandclick #adventuregames #twitchlive #millennial
#livestreamgaming #gaymer #markusritter #fmvgame #pointandclick #adventuregames #twitchlive #millennial
March 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
come hang out with me @ www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman while we check out this corny #fmv game Markus Ritter: The Lost Family. if we got time, we'll check out #DrainSim too.
#livestreamgaming #gaymer #markusritter #fmvgame #pointandclick #adventuregames #twitchlive #millennial
#livestreamgaming #gaymer #markusritter #fmvgame #pointandclick #adventuregames #twitchlive #millennial
just started a spankin' new playthrough of #DinoCrisis 1 on #Dreamcast
come chill? COME CHILL!!! #livenow #twitch #gaming #retrogaming #retro
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
come chill? COME CHILL!!! #livenow #twitch #gaming #retrogaming #retro
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
March 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
just started a spankin' new playthrough of #DinoCrisis 1 on #Dreamcast
come chill? COME CHILL!!! #livenow #twitch #gaming #retrogaming #retro
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
come chill? COME CHILL!!! #livenow #twitch #gaming #retrogaming #retro
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
why am i like this? this is a medical form. sigh.
#whatswrongwithme
#whatswrongwithme
February 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
why am i like this? this is a medical form. sigh.
#whatswrongwithme
#whatswrongwithme
#MeltingPot is a trash ass restaurant that WILL #scam you!
They give you shit cuts of grocery-quality meat at inflated prices, so you can BOIL IT YOURSELF (the worst way to cook meat!) then charge 200$ for a meal of cheese lettuce & chocolate (dirt cheap ingredients) that leaves you hungry after👎
They give you shit cuts of grocery-quality meat at inflated prices, so you can BOIL IT YOURSELF (the worst way to cook meat!) then charge 200$ for a meal of cheese lettuce & chocolate (dirt cheap ingredients) that leaves you hungry after👎
February 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
#MeltingPot is a trash ass restaurant that WILL #scam you!
They give you shit cuts of grocery-quality meat at inflated prices, so you can BOIL IT YOURSELF (the worst way to cook meat!) then charge 200$ for a meal of cheese lettuce & chocolate (dirt cheap ingredients) that leaves you hungry after👎
They give you shit cuts of grocery-quality meat at inflated prices, so you can BOIL IT YOURSELF (the worst way to cook meat!) then charge 200$ for a meal of cheese lettuce & chocolate (dirt cheap ingredients) that leaves you hungry after👎
live right now playing 10000 games from yesteryear at random!
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
#retro #retrogamer #retrogames #vintagegames #livestream #twitch
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
#retro #retrogamer #retrogames #vintagegames #livestream #twitch
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
live right now playing 10000 games from yesteryear at random!
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
#retro #retrogamer #retrogames #vintagegames #livestream #twitch
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
#retro #retrogamer #retrogames #vintagegames #livestream #twitch
TIERED CRUSTYOLDHUMAN DONATION ALERTS ARE HERE
no one asked, and I delivered
#twitch #twitchstreamer #gaymer #gettingshitdone #retrogamer
no one asked, and I delivered
#twitch #twitchstreamer #gaymer #gettingshitdone #retrogamer
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
TIERED CRUSTYOLDHUMAN DONATION ALERTS ARE HERE
no one asked, and I delivered
#twitch #twitchstreamer #gaymer #gettingshitdone #retrogamer
no one asked, and I delivered
#twitch #twitchstreamer #gaymer #gettingshitdone #retrogamer
attack of the rocket piggy 🐖 | #piggy #gaming #voicesofthevoid #funny
YouTube video by crustyoldhuman
youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@anyaustin.bsky.social thought you'd be interested the way YouTube grouped your channel with *actual world* explorers.
pretty cool
pretty cool
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@anyaustin.bsky.social thought you'd be interested the way YouTube grouped your channel with *actual world* explorers.
pretty cool
pretty cool