@darklylit.bsky.social
I have no real interesting traits or complaints. Here for the shit posting.
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By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
July 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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The security guard at the door:
July 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The security guard at the door:
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Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
Rep. AOC posts new photo on Instagram celebrating the Knicks alongside Mayor Zohran Mamdani
June 14, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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Six months of democratic socialism and the Knicks break a 53 year drought. #ThanksZohran
June 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Six months of democratic socialism and the Knicks break a 53 year drought. #ThanksZohran
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happy pride month to all the straight republican men’s boyfriends
June 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
happy pride month to all the straight republican men’s boyfriends
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I want to know this person
April 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I want to know this person
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RIP my high cholesterol
March 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
RIP my high cholesterol
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Some people are apparently claiming that Silicon Valley Tech Bros have consciousness, like normal humans.
As someone who studies these issues carefully, I can assure you that this is an utterly preposterous claim. Yes, they can mimic humans, but they are fundamentally incapable of original thought.
As someone who studies these issues carefully, I can assure you that this is an utterly preposterous claim. Yes, they can mimic humans, but they are fundamentally incapable of original thought.
March 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Some people are apparently claiming that Silicon Valley Tech Bros have consciousness, like normal humans.
As someone who studies these issues carefully, I can assure you that this is an utterly preposterous claim. Yes, they can mimic humans, but they are fundamentally incapable of original thought.
As someone who studies these issues carefully, I can assure you that this is an utterly preposterous claim. Yes, they can mimic humans, but they are fundamentally incapable of original thought.
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If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
Target’s new CEO wants to re-establish the company’s “Tarzhay” reputation after a brutal few years.
Target’s new CEO unveils his turnaround plan | CNN Business
Target’s new CEO wants to re-establish the company’s “Tarzhay” reputation after a brutal few years.
www.cnn.com
March 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
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Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
February 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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In this thread I will list the things the mayor did during the occupation:
1. He said the F word
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1. He said the F word
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February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
In this thread I will list the things the mayor did during the occupation:
1. He said the F word
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1. He said the F word
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ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
What Faustian bargain did each level of government agree to for a "drawback"? Are we only going to kidnap in the middle of the night in the suburbs and rural areas?
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
What Faustian bargain did each level of government agree to for a "drawback"? Are we only going to kidnap in the middle of the night in the suburbs and rural areas?
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my 2021 meme still accurate
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
my 2021 meme still accurate
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Insurgency sticker at a Minneapolis light rail station
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Insurgency sticker at a Minneapolis light rail station
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