Det. Crashmore
@detcrashmore.bsky.social
Chicago
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?
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billy joel themed pizza place called A Matter of Crust
September 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
billy joel themed pizza place called A Matter of Crust
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Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world
Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island-
Chani: what is this ‘island’
Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island-
Chani: what is this ‘island’
Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
August 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world
Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island-
Chani: what is this ‘island’
Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island-
Chani: what is this ‘island’
Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
Another Woims reference and an @cashbrowns.bsky.social shoutout at one of the Portland shows.
Ball knowers.
Ball knowers.
Sluggo/Woims shoutout on @cbbworld.bsky.social Columbus show. Hell yea.
August 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Another Woims reference and an @cashbrowns.bsky.social shoutout at one of the Portland shows.
Ball knowers.
Ball knowers.
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They paved Dobby's grave, put up a parking lot
August 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
They paved Dobby's grave, put up a parking lot
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italian beef 8:40 “too early”
AM “italian beef” legal
sandwich jail
sandwich lawyer Chicago
AM “italian beef” legal
sandwich jail
sandwich lawyer Chicago
July 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
italian beef 8:40 “too early”
AM “italian beef” legal
sandwich jail
sandwich lawyer Chicago
AM “italian beef” legal
sandwich jail
sandwich lawyer Chicago
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Seeing another guy carrying home toilet paper and giving him “the nod”
June 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Seeing another guy carrying home toilet paper and giving him “the nod”
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Yo
They really won the NBA championship
They really won the NBA championship
June 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yo
They really won the NBA championship
They really won the NBA championship
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Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio.
Magic!
Goodnight.
Magic!
Goodnight.
June 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio.
Magic!
Goodnight.
Magic!
Goodnight.
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If you’re a fan of a sports team
A good team
A bad team
A team that can’t get out of their own way
A team that seems like god has cursed them
Keep being a fan of that team
A good team
A bad team
A team that can’t get out of their own way
A team that seems like god has cursed them
Keep being a fan of that team
June 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If you’re a fan of a sports team
A good team
A bad team
A team that can’t get out of their own way
A team that seems like god has cursed them
Keep being a fan of that team
A good team
A bad team
A team that can’t get out of their own way
A team that seems like god has cursed them
Keep being a fan of that team
Sluggo/Woims shoutout on @cbbworld.bsky.social Columbus show. Hell yea.
June 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Sluggo/Woims shoutout on @cbbworld.bsky.social Columbus show. Hell yea.
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we are so lucky to have Jalen Brunson in our lives
May 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we are so lucky to have Jalen Brunson in our lives
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ALIKE IN DIGNITY
May 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
ALIKE IN DIGNITY
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(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis
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It be your own petard
April 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It be your own petard
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Thomas Pynchon cutaway or we riot
March 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Thomas Pynchon cutaway or we riot
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For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!
March 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Reach and influence? I post because it's the only high that comes close to show and tell in elementary school.
January 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Reach and influence? I post because it's the only high that comes close to show and tell in elementary school.
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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“Bret Easton Ellis interviews Quentin Tarantino” feels like a wish I made in my college dorm on a monkey’s paw in 2002
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
“Bret Easton Ellis interviews Quentin Tarantino” feels like a wish I made in my college dorm on a monkey’s paw in 2002