Simon 🇪🇺🇬🇧 #RejoinEU #FBPE
@dilbertuk.bsky.social
Northern, middle-aged, proud dad, Wigan Athletic fan, just left of centre. I pity those who were conned into Brexit but despise those who still stand by it! Starting again after 10 years of Twitter.
Don’t know what the fuss is about. They just look like normal well behaved Reform voters to me!
September 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Don’t know what the fuss is about. They just look like normal well behaved Reform voters to me!
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England team doing well. Farage getting vigorously cunted. New progressive PM on the brink of entering Downing Street. Have we entered the other timeline? It's sketching me out.
July 6, 2026 at 11:12 AM
England team doing well. Farage getting vigorously cunted. New progressive PM on the brink of entering Downing Street. Have we entered the other timeline? It's sketching me out.
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This is sadly true.
June 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
This is sadly true.
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We need to educate those that are thinking about voting for the fraudulent liars & thieving millionaires in the Reform party.
Repost please.
Repost please.
May 31, 2026 at 11:34 AM
We need to educate those that are thinking about voting for the fraudulent liars & thieving millionaires in the Reform party.
Repost please.
Repost please.
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Farage plans to ditch workers’ rights, cut the NMW, scrap the Equality Act, legalise discrimination, take us out of the ECHR and have a deregulation bonanza to remove our protections and make it easier to exploit and endanger us… for profit.
He couldn’t give a shit about working people.
He couldn’t give a shit about working people.
May 24, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Farage plans to ditch workers’ rights, cut the NMW, scrap the Equality Act, legalise discrimination, take us out of the ECHR and have a deregulation bonanza to remove our protections and make it easier to exploit and endanger us… for profit.
He couldn’t give a shit about working people.
He couldn’t give a shit about working people.
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Another one who slipped through the famed Reform vetting process. A dirty minded low life who should be nowhere near any sort of Council responsibility.
www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midland...
www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midland...
Reform councillor, 56, faces backlash over 'gross' social posts about women
The social media posts by the elected Reform councillor for Sheldon have put the new leader to the test
www.birminghammail.co.uk
May 12, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Another one who slipped through the famed Reform vetting process. A dirty minded low life who should be nowhere near any sort of Council responsibility.
www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midland...
www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midland...
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Changing the Reform logo to a penis and illustrating that your pants are on fire is um…interesting.
April 19, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Changing the Reform logo to a penis and illustrating that your pants are on fire is um…interesting.
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Hungary has chosen Europe.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
April 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hungary has chosen Europe.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
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When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 stamp duty on her flat, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should immediately resign if she had “any moral decency”.
Now we learn he personally made £91,000 in excess payments by failing to pay the tax his company legally owed
Now we learn he personally made £91,000 in excess payments by failing to pay the tax his company legally owed
April 12, 2026 at 8:41 AM
When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 stamp duty on her flat, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should immediately resign if she had “any moral decency”.
Now we learn he personally made £91,000 in excess payments by failing to pay the tax his company legally owed
Now we learn he personally made £91,000 in excess payments by failing to pay the tax his company legally owed
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Here I am congratulating the randomly chosen lucky winners of our energy bills prize draw.
Oops... sorry, wrong picture - this is a photo of us from seven years ago.
Oops... sorry, wrong picture - this is a photo of us from seven years ago.
April 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Here I am congratulating the randomly chosen lucky winners of our energy bills prize draw.
Oops... sorry, wrong picture - this is a photo of us from seven years ago.
Oops... sorry, wrong picture - this is a photo of us from seven years ago.
Just listening to Lewis Goodall’s interview with Jan Halper Hayes on LBC. There’s a certain irony in asking someone that unhinged whether the president is also unhinged.😳
#LewisGoodall #Trump
#LewisGoodall #Trump
April 7, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Just listening to Lewis Goodall’s interview with Jan Halper Hayes on LBC. There’s a certain irony in asking someone that unhinged whether the president is also unhinged.😳
#LewisGoodall #Trump
#LewisGoodall #Trump
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Because Norway has turned to EVs.
A year ago Electric vehicles outnumbered petrol/ diesel.
And by Feb 2026 96% of new car sales were electric.
Get a grip and aim for the right target.
A year ago Electric vehicles outnumbered petrol/ diesel.
And by Feb 2026 96% of new car sales were electric.
Get a grip and aim for the right target.
Scotland is a major oil producer yet Petrol stations have been forced to close after running out of fuel. With shortages in Dundee, across Fife, South Queensferry and North Ayrshire.
Why are Norwegian drivers not facing the same empty pump crisis?
news.stv.tv/scotland/pet...
Why are Norwegian drivers not facing the same empty pump crisis?
news.stv.tv/scotland/pet...
Petrol stations forced to close after running out of fuel
The shortages come as the price of filling a family car with diesel exceeded £100 for the first time in more than three years
news.stv.tv
April 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Because Norway has turned to EVs.
A year ago Electric vehicles outnumbered petrol/ diesel.
And by Feb 2026 96% of new car sales were electric.
Get a grip and aim for the right target.
A year ago Electric vehicles outnumbered petrol/ diesel.
And by Feb 2026 96% of new car sales were electric.
Get a grip and aim for the right target.
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Compare and contrast the texts of these two formal ultimatums:
April 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Compare and contrast the texts of these two formal ultimatums:
Utterly deranged. Why is he still there?
April 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Utterly deranged. Why is he still there?
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Simon Dudley only lasted 23 days as Reform’s spokesman for Housing and we’ve lost 45 councillors and dozens of election candidates. What is it about Reform that attracts lazy fuckwits, racists, fraudsters, criminals and heartless bastards..?
April 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Simon Dudley only lasted 23 days as Reform’s spokesman for Housing and we’ve lost 45 councillors and dozens of election candidates. What is it about Reform that attracts lazy fuckwits, racists, fraudsters, criminals and heartless bastards..?
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“That famous ideological warrior, once again, deciding she doesn’t want to talk to anyone who disagrees with her”.
Liz Truss refuses to speak to Lewis Goodall at MAGA conference, despite taking to the stage to warn America about the rise of islamism - and Sharia Law - in the UK
Liz Truss refuses to speak to Lewis Goodall at MAGA conference, despite taking to the stage to warn America about the rise of islamism - and Sharia Law - in the UK
March 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
“That famous ideological warrior, once again, deciding she doesn’t want to talk to anyone who disagrees with her”.
Liz Truss refuses to speak to Lewis Goodall at MAGA conference, despite taking to the stage to warn America about the rise of islamism - and Sharia Law - in the UK
Liz Truss refuses to speak to Lewis Goodall at MAGA conference, despite taking to the stage to warn America about the rise of islamism - and Sharia Law - in the UK
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Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.
March 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.
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2 things the Tories never mention about defence.
1. They failed to keep Armed Forces pay inline with inflation. This does much to explain the recruitment crisis.
2. Brexit devalued the £ by one sixth. Most defence contracts are in $. Brexit was catastrophic for defence.
1. They failed to keep Armed Forces pay inline with inflation. This does much to explain the recruitment crisis.
2. Brexit devalued the £ by one sixth. Most defence contracts are in $. Brexit was catastrophic for defence.
March 23, 2026 at 6:22 PM
2 things the Tories never mention about defence.
1. They failed to keep Armed Forces pay inline with inflation. This does much to explain the recruitment crisis.
2. Brexit devalued the £ by one sixth. Most defence contracts are in $. Brexit was catastrophic for defence.
1. They failed to keep Armed Forces pay inline with inflation. This does much to explain the recruitment crisis.
2. Brexit devalued the £ by one sixth. Most defence contracts are in $. Brexit was catastrophic for defence.
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The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.
March 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.
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Reform UK Kent Council have just approved a 3.8% pay rise for councillors above the 3.6% recommended.
Despite the chaos, the lack of DOGE savings, the increased council tax, the lies - Linden Kemkaran and her team think it’s time to give themselves a raise.
That’s Reform UK’s flagship.
Despite the chaos, the lack of DOGE savings, the increased council tax, the lies - Linden Kemkaran and her team think it’s time to give themselves a raise.
That’s Reform UK’s flagship.
March 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Reform UK Kent Council have just approved a 3.8% pay rise for councillors above the 3.6% recommended.
Despite the chaos, the lack of DOGE savings, the increased council tax, the lies - Linden Kemkaran and her team think it’s time to give themselves a raise.
That’s Reform UK’s flagship.
Despite the chaos, the lack of DOGE savings, the increased council tax, the lies - Linden Kemkaran and her team think it’s time to give themselves a raise.
That’s Reform UK’s flagship.
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GB News loses £22m, taking their total losses to over £130m. Except it's not a 'loss', it's an investment by Paul Marshall in providing a propaganda service to platform right wing grifters, gobshites, conspiracy nutters and contrarian fuckwits.
March 4, 2026 at 8:31 AM
GB News loses £22m, taking their total losses to over £130m. Except it's not a 'loss', it's an investment by Paul Marshall in providing a propaganda service to platform right wing grifters, gobshites, conspiracy nutters and contrarian fuckwits.
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Labour’s ‘preferred messaging’ that they’re the only party able to stop Reform also sounds idiotic when they’re desperately mimicking Reform on policy to try & lure back rightwing voters. People aren’t as stupid as Labour HQ thinks they are, but Labour HQ is far more stupid than we ever imagined.
February 27, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Labour’s ‘preferred messaging’ that they’re the only party able to stop Reform also sounds idiotic when they’re desperately mimicking Reform on policy to try & lure back rightwing voters. People aren’t as stupid as Labour HQ thinks they are, but Labour HQ is far more stupid than we ever imagined.