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Asbestos also had ‘good use cases’
October 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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October 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
September 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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October 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Happy Hangul Day!

It's a Korean holiday honoring the best and easiest alphabet in the world! Everyone in Korea gets the day off work to contemplate it, but it only takes fifteen minutes to learn!

So today, learn to read Korean in 15 minutes!
October 9, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance
October 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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it's called a crush because the thing you feel for the other person is wanting to be crushed under them in bed
October 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
September 27, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Sometimes my feed is just:

[amazing art] looking for work

[goated resume] looking for work

[great writing] looking for work

[banger music] looking for work

Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora.

[industry veteran] looking for work
September 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I absolutely LOVE this.

Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen.

This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
September 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Absolutely amazing.
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
September 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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August 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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August 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Our Robot Dad
What Peter Cullen, best known for his role as Optimus Prime, meant to me.
medium.com
August 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head

we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
static.klipy.com
August 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Never forget that Dolly Parton told you to threaten to shoot your boss' dick off and then beef up union protections and worker benefits.
August 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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the song of the car enthusiast
August 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
August 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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fuck yes Spider-Man doing what he does best honestly
Spider-Man throwing spider hands
August 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.
July 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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awesome way to explain the concept of money
August 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM