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This South Korean girl successfully performed the "Slickback" dance, which creates the illusion of walking in the air.
September 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
RE: https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust/117248468297464869

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for those without wealth.

Law of a government only matters if enforced equally for everyone within the society it governs.

Law and government should exist only in the […]
September 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
FFS.

It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that a certain someone commonly referred to by his three initials and affiliated with an operating system distribution is a disgusting pile of refuse devoid of any value, moral or otherwise.

Equally so that acknowledging this fact doesn't […]
Original post on phpc.social
phpc.social
September 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Took this last week off as a "staycation" where we didn't go anywhere, just did various things around town that we'd always meant to do but never made time to do them. And I gotta say, 10/10 vacation. We didn't have to spend a day on each side traveling. We didn't have to get hotels or board the […]
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infosec.exchange
September 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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“*YOU* Are the Chosen One?!”

“Hahaha no.”

“I thou—“

“I’m just *a* chosen girl. There’s hundreds of us, you know. Big planet; takes a lot of saving”

“Where’s your enchanted sword, then?”

“Melted it”

“You *what*!”

“Swords are flashy, but impractical. So I made an enchanted multitool”

“You […]
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aus.social
August 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Just knowing in general.
September 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I've long wondered if the return and normalization of an apprenticeship-like system couldn't help with this problem.

The myth of workplace readiness - Business Insider
https://www.businessinsider.com/employers-colleges-gen-z-workplace-readiness-2026-8
Employers are begging colleges to help Zoomers learn how to talk
Every generation of new grads doesn't know how to work. Gen Z has it especially rough.
www.businessinsider.com
September 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
@wilw @feliciaday I think there's a large prospective market for those blue-and-white mugs y'all have on the Stuart Fails to Save the Universe podcast. Just sayin'. 😉 #stuartfailstosavetheuniverse
August 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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🤦

I found out today that in Europe they pay unemployed people to go on vacation.... no joke.🤯
August 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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August 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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`git blame`, or as they say in france, `g'accuse`
August 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
RE: https://beige.party/@maxleibman/117066956261995645

Yeah, it's almost like Transcendence was complete fiction...
beige.party
August 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Quote of the day by Ludwig Wittgenstein: 'The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but...' and why forever won't fix us - The Times of India […]
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phpc.social
August 4, 2026 at 11:12 AM
March 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Has anyone used GoAccess to analyze web server logs offline (instead of using things like Google Analytics, etc.)? I'm curious about your experiences with it. Did you like it? Did you decide to use other, similar tools instead?

I’d prefer not to run something that requires a constantly-running […]
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phpc.social
March 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I've long held this belief: children are naturally curious and want to learn, and the public education system beats that out of them.

Public School Teacher Redefines Success As She Homeschools Her Kids - Business Insider […]
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phpc.social
March 10, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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I just had a realization (I’m sure this isn’t a new thought—just new to me):

The AI bubble is driven by capitalists who desperately fear the end of capitalism, and they are frantically trying to realize a capitalistic singularity, which is why everything is moving faster and faster towards […]
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phpc.social
March 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Rowan Atkinson, a legendary icon of comedy, television, and cinema, has left even the world’s richest and most powerful figures stunned—not just with his words, but with decisive action. https://substack.com/@ajw3477/note/c-213026215?r=ndrmo
Illuminate The Illusion (@ajw3477)
Rowan Atkinson, a legendary icon of comedy, television, and cinema, has left even the world’s richest and most powerful figures stunned—not just with his words, but with decisive action. At a glamorous red-carpet gala in Los Angeles on December 20, attended by film moguls, tech billionaires, and Hollywood’s most elite stars, Rowan Atkinson took the stage to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award. But instead of offering a conventional acceptance speech, he chose a moment of truth—direct, fearless, and deeply human. He did not thank the Academy. He did not reminisce about Mr. Bean, Blackadder, or decades of global laughter. Instead, Atkinson looked straight into the audience of wealth and influence and declared: “We sit here surrounded by diamonds and artistic glory while the world outside is falling apart. If your voice can move millions and you choose not to use it for those who have no voice, then you are not creating change—you are creating noise.” The room fell into complete silence. Film executives and invited guests sat motionless, struck by the weight of his words. He continued, unwavering: “If you have more than you need, it no longer belongs only to you. Your responsibility is to lift up those who are still beneath you.” And he did not stop at words. That very night, Atkinson announced that all profits from his archived works and future creative projects—estimated at 160 million USD—will be donated to fund children’s health initiatives, climate action programs, and arts education for underprivileged youth. His message was unmistakable: “Legacy is not built on what you earn. It is built on what you give.” In an era when celebrities are often dismissed as hollow symbols, Rowan Atkinson delivered a powerful reminder to the world: true impact is not created by applause, but by easing the suffering of others. 👏
substack.com
March 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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IRCv3 is shaping to be amazingly good!

here's the things it offers, today, right now, on a chat server we just set up in one evening:

* you don't need a bouncer (friggin _finally_). there are moblie clients that work well
* you can see backlog when joining a channel
* you can browse chat […]
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social.treehouse.systems
February 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I'm Just Tired — A Song For Anyone Carrying Too Much Alone - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idgRVGV8S_4
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM