Electric Wizurp
@electricwiz.bsky.social
I am a man that’s made of meat.
You’re on the internet looking at feet.
I hate almost everything that i see.
And i just want to disappear.
You’re on the internet looking at feet.
I hate almost everything that i see.
And i just want to disappear.
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Concerta is trash, going back on Adderall. I’m always fucking sleepy on this. Been 3 weeks and it’s fucking up my life.
September 17, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Concerta is trash, going back on Adderall. I’m always fucking sleepy on this. Been 3 weeks and it’s fucking up my life.
Gal Gadot
All of them.
All of them.
Name an actor/actress who was cast in the wrong film.
September 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Gal Gadot
All of them.
All of them.
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"Even his band quit!"
September 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
"Even his band quit!"
Children of the Korn
September 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Children of the Korn
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Macklemore basically said Genocide is bad and that people aren’t a reflection of their government and Robert Kraft mustered up the strength to take a moment away from his massage parlor prostitutes to say “not on my watch will you have compassion and empathy for groups of people”
September 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Macklemore basically said Genocide is bad and that people aren’t a reflection of their government and Robert Kraft mustered up the strength to take a moment away from his massage parlor prostitutes to say “not on my watch will you have compassion and empathy for groups of people”
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look i love the vision on display here but i think you could go with a better name
September 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
look i love the vision on display here but i think you could go with a better name
Have a very bad day Ed Sheeran.
September 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Have a very bad day Ed Sheeran.
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Ed Sheeran: “I am not complicit.”
And then he goes on to be complicit.
And then he goes on to be complicit.
September 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Ed Sheeran: “I am not complicit.”
And then he goes on to be complicit.
And then he goes on to be complicit.
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80’s horror films
September 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
80’s horror films
I love boomer memes, it's so innocent and pure.
Yes Margaret that horse just kicked a soccer ball with caption "Horsin' around" or some shit. I'm glad you're happy Margaret. Death comes for all of us.
Yes Margaret that horse just kicked a soccer ball with caption "Horsin' around" or some shit. I'm glad you're happy Margaret. Death comes for all of us.
September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I love boomer memes, it's so innocent and pure.
Yes Margaret that horse just kicked a soccer ball with caption "Horsin' around" or some shit. I'm glad you're happy Margaret. Death comes for all of us.
Yes Margaret that horse just kicked a soccer ball with caption "Horsin' around" or some shit. I'm glad you're happy Margaret. Death comes for all of us.
@altaudge.bsky.social i think because of me you have now 666 followers and i’m proud of that.
September 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
@altaudge.bsky.social i think because of me you have now 666 followers and i’m proud of that.
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"hurr durr i don't take sides"
September 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"hurr durr i don't take sides"
The new Sleep is pretty bad.
Drums sound programmed, no weight, bass inexistant. Guitar sounds like mosquito shit. Cisneros’s voice is terrible.
The mix is so bad you can hear it breaking at sev. places. The Morrisist is good, rest sounds like shit and the tempo is way too fast for stoner-doom.
Drums sound programmed, no weight, bass inexistant. Guitar sounds like mosquito shit. Cisneros’s voice is terrible.
The mix is so bad you can hear it breaking at sev. places. The Morrisist is good, rest sounds like shit and the tempo is way too fast for stoner-doom.
September 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
The new Sleep is pretty bad.
Drums sound programmed, no weight, bass inexistant. Guitar sounds like mosquito shit. Cisneros’s voice is terrible.
The mix is so bad you can hear it breaking at sev. places. The Morrisist is good, rest sounds like shit and the tempo is way too fast for stoner-doom.
Drums sound programmed, no weight, bass inexistant. Guitar sounds like mosquito shit. Cisneros’s voice is terrible.
The mix is so bad you can hear it breaking at sev. places. The Morrisist is good, rest sounds like shit and the tempo is way too fast for stoner-doom.
There’s always one guy that goes « That music called jizz man, jizz music huhuh pee pee hahaha 🤓», yeah we know. It’s ok.
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
There’s always one guy that goes « That music called jizz man, jizz music huhuh pee pee hahaha 🤓», yeah we know. It’s ok.
She’s dressed like Clark Griswold when he’s stuck in the attic in Christmas Vacation.
September 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
She’s dressed like Clark Griswold when he’s stuck in the attic in Christmas Vacation.
Things are getting so stupid that there’s a non-zero chance that everyone is an NPC in a really big game of Alien Sims.
You know when you get bored, remove all the doors and make an oven catch on fire to murder all of them.
I hope the Alien isn’t bored.
You know when you get bored, remove all the doors and make an oven catch on fire to murder all of them.
I hope the Alien isn’t bored.
September 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Things are getting so stupid that there’s a non-zero chance that everyone is an NPC in a really big game of Alien Sims.
You know when you get bored, remove all the doors and make an oven catch on fire to murder all of them.
I hope the Alien isn’t bored.
You know when you get bored, remove all the doors and make an oven catch on fire to murder all of them.
I hope the Alien isn’t bored.
I would never do a cruise trip 🚢, you’d pay me and I wouldn’t go on a stupid boat for a week.
But i can’t get enough of those cruise ship review YouTubers. It’s crack.
I’m like so stupid about it, « ah yes the Disney Wish line, cheap rooms am I right » like I know what I’m talking about.
But i can’t get enough of those cruise ship review YouTubers. It’s crack.
I’m like so stupid about it, « ah yes the Disney Wish line, cheap rooms am I right » like I know what I’m talking about.
September 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I would never do a cruise trip 🚢, you’d pay me and I wouldn’t go on a stupid boat for a week.
But i can’t get enough of those cruise ship review YouTubers. It’s crack.
I’m like so stupid about it, « ah yes the Disney Wish line, cheap rooms am I right » like I know what I’m talking about.
But i can’t get enough of those cruise ship review YouTubers. It’s crack.
I’m like so stupid about it, « ah yes the Disney Wish line, cheap rooms am I right » like I know what I’m talking about.
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If you’re looking for Mitch McConnell he’s on top of a fire place.
September 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If you’re looking for Mitch McConnell he’s on top of a fire place.
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Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
September 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
I really like when Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam goes WOOOO OHHH AHHHHhhhh Oooohhh YEEYEEYEE in that song. You know the song where he does that.
September 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I really like when Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam goes WOOOO OHHH AHHHHhhhh Oooohhh YEEYEEYEE in that song. You know the song where he does that.
Just saw a really fat guy point at his belly button and write « this is my fuck hole ».
Not kink shaming but it’s enough internet for today. See you in 45 minutes when I forget I said that.
Not kink shaming but it’s enough internet for today. See you in 45 minutes when I forget I said that.
September 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just saw a really fat guy point at his belly button and write « this is my fuck hole ».
Not kink shaming but it’s enough internet for today. See you in 45 minutes when I forget I said that.
Not kink shaming but it’s enough internet for today. See you in 45 minutes when I forget I said that.