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baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
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It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
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I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 
September 16, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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Kan vi få til en konkurranse her mellom de største norske byene? Hvem kan toppe Stavangers bidrag? 🇧🇻🫂🇺🇦

Fra fiskeoppdrett til fronten: Norske nøter skal stanse russiske droner share.google/4iKsMWZJqYX6...
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
September 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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[As my kid watches me try to put a straw into a Capri Sun]
Me: This is always so challenging

My Kid: Not if you know the secret

Me: What's the secret?

My Kid: Don't be a little bitch
September 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Reports goose for violating the burn ban
Happy Baby Safety Month.
September 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The thing about Ed Sheeran pretending his hands were tied is he has so much money he could change the lives of all the other bands without ever playing another show. Even he must see how empty his excuses were.
September 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Thought this dude was dropping of the Sheeran tour too
Tony, it’s been an honor.
September 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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My final word on the matter
September 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Don't put it in the newspaper that he was complicit.
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
September 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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DEARBORN, MICHIGAN mayor 👇🏽 extends the invitation to @macklemore
September 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Person seriously injured in crash involving truck in Garfield Ridge
September 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
She Gaius on my Julius till I seize 'er.
September 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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"It takes the Village to raise a child," but somehow I'm the bad guy for sending my daughter there!
September 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Well that's one way to get me to support Kamala Harris until the first primary.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
California Gov. Gavin Newsom tells CNN's Jake Tapper that he won't run for president in 2028 if Kamala Harris decides to run. https://cnn.it/4AcGm9n
September 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Not too wild about cdpr teaming up with blizzard
September 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Remember those reunion episodes they used to do where the geriatric cast of an old ass tv show come together & just pick up where the show left off?

We need this for video games.
September 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Ladles soup from a simmering pot into a bowl. Sits down. Immediately starts drinking soup.

Shit that's hot
September 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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I'm so fuckin powerful. nothing in this world could take me down. not even hubris
September 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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September 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Actually the correct plural is Oompas Loompa
September 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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wtf kind of pets they got in there
September 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM