The Golden Dragon
@emperorjesse.blacksky.app
You knew what it was when you signed up | USC Alumnus | he/whore | Sword of Omens give me Sight Beyond Sight | BPosts may be dramatized/hypothesized for the TL
Met up with a chick I matched with on tinder 3+ years ago in a different city this past weekend and all we did was shag. She said she was mad we didn’t meet sooner which is a duh(and her fault). She wasn’t super bright, low attention span for most things but she was cool
September 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Met up with a chick I matched with on tinder 3+ years ago in a different city this past weekend and all we did was shag. She said she was mad we didn’t meet sooner which is a duh(and her fault). She wasn’t super bright, low attention span for most things but she was cool
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the squeaks will never not be funny 😂
Ed Sheeran on stage for the rest of his shows:
September 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
the squeaks will never not be funny 😂
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When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
September 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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August 7, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
July 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
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A renewable/green energy company is a still a "company" who's job is to make money.
July 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
A renewable/green energy company is a still a "company" who's job is to make money.
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Release it when it’s time to make room for more great experiences
Everything ain’t gotta last forever to remain a great experience.
July 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Release it when it’s time to make room for more great experiences
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Ol girl wildly unhinged….. but that jab landed with pinpoint accuracy
July 28, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Ol girl wildly unhinged….. but that jab landed with pinpoint accuracy
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In conclusion, everyone who has been saying the only thing safe to eat is pussy is right
Those Are The Facts
ALT: Those Are The Facts
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July 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
In conclusion, everyone who has been saying the only thing safe to eat is pussy is right
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I’m a nurse and a paramedic and for all intents and purposes a scientist
Vaccinated against everything you can imagine
Vaccines SAVE lives
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool
Science doesn’t care what you think, only what you can prove.
Fuck RFKjr
Asshat. 🖕
Vaccinated against everything you can imagine
Vaccines SAVE lives
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool
Science doesn’t care what you think, only what you can prove.
Fuck RFKjr
Asshat. 🖕
July 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I’m a nurse and a paramedic and for all intents and purposes a scientist
Vaccinated against everything you can imagine
Vaccines SAVE lives
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool
Science doesn’t care what you think, only what you can prove.
Fuck RFKjr
Asshat. 🖕
Vaccinated against everything you can imagine
Vaccines SAVE lives
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool
Science doesn’t care what you think, only what you can prove.
Fuck RFKjr
Asshat. 🖕
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PLEASE stop posting kids. The internet is not a safe space
July 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
PLEASE stop posting kids. The internet is not a safe space
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HONK SHUUUUUUUUU mimimimi 💤💤💤
Y’all fall asleep after great sex? Am I not normal??
July 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
HONK SHUUUUUUUUU mimimimi 💤💤💤
As a man, that should be easy with lax discipline
I’m tryna lose 10-15lbs by the end of October. Absolutely think I can get it done. Just gotta stay consistent.
July 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
As a man, that should be easy with lax discipline
"I know mother nature just started, but can i get some head"
June 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"I know mother nature just started, but can i get some head"
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Windows I have literally never wanted to run CMD as a non administrator user in my life
June 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Windows I have literally never wanted to run CMD as a non administrator user in my life
I need some new [educated] hoes
June 26, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I need some new [educated] hoes
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Anyone who unironically refers highly enriched uranium as “nuclear dust” should be forever barred from discussing anything related to nuclear weapons.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
May 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Anyone who unironically refers highly enriched uranium as “nuclear dust” should be forever barred from discussing anything related to nuclear weapons.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Oh wow Microsoft tries to bury a BitLocker bypass and root shell vulnerability, and it looks very much like an intentional backdoor.
May 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Oh wow Microsoft tries to bury a BitLocker bypass and root shell vulnerability, and it looks very much like an intentional backdoor.
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Reparations just aren’t feasible unless you’re a felon...
May 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Reparations just aren’t feasible unless you’re a felon...
Built like fkn Cybertruck
May 18, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Built like fkn Cybertruck
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ZERO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE.....
April 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
ZERO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE.....