Begging the question: Which frickin’ part of Shaq does this taste like? 🤔
September 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Begging the question: Which frickin’ part of Shaq does this taste like? 🤔
Sir, the new machine that chops the vegetables is accumulating a kind of dusty slush of the vegetables it chops. What should we do?
Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto.
Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto.
September 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Sir, the new machine that chops the vegetables is accumulating a kind of dusty slush of the vegetables it chops. What should we do?
Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto.
Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto.
Has the bombing of the Saudi pipeline been confirmed or refuted?
September 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Has the bombing of the Saudi pipeline been confirmed or refuted?
Pure gold.
September 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Pure gold.
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I live on a boat. I’m not giant but a little above avg on height. And I’m a spaz. So I hit my head ALL the time.
I had a dream that millions of years from now, aliens archaeologists come to Earth and discover my remains, one of them commenting, “Hey Glarp! Come see the dents in this skull.
I had a dream that millions of years from now, aliens archaeologists come to Earth and discover my remains, one of them commenting, “Hey Glarp! Come see the dents in this skull.
September 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I live on a boat. I’m not giant but a little above avg on height. And I’m a spaz. So I hit my head ALL the time.
I had a dream that millions of years from now, aliens archaeologists come to Earth and discover my remains, one of them commenting, “Hey Glarp! Come see the dents in this skull.
I had a dream that millions of years from now, aliens archaeologists come to Earth and discover my remains, one of them commenting, “Hey Glarp! Come see the dents in this skull.
Those firefighters that pulled Porkenfuhrer from the rubble? Total assholes.
September 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Those firefighters that pulled Porkenfuhrer from the rubble? Total assholes.
It’s called stolen valor. It’s disgusting. There is no uniform for the civilian commander in chief…end of story.
If Barack Obama had done this, every Sunday show would have talked about nothing else.
September 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It’s called stolen valor. It’s disgusting. There is no uniform for the civilian commander in chief…end of story.
The perfect Republiphile political cartoon doesn’t exist…
August 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The perfect Republiphile political cartoon doesn’t exist…
@sweetstella.bsky.social So sorry to hear of your sister’s passing. Your family is in my heart.
August 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
@sweetstella.bsky.social So sorry to hear of your sister’s passing. Your family is in my heart.
You have to love the whole “Iran’s military capabilities are so depleted that Porkenfuhrer snuck out of Turkiye on a different plane and let staffers and press stay on the bait plane” vibe.
Guess we really showed them.
Guess we really showed them.
August 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
You have to love the whole “Iran’s military capabilities are so depleted that Porkenfuhrer snuck out of Turkiye on a different plane and let staffers and press stay on the bait plane” vibe.
Guess we really showed them.
Guess we really showed them.
Not the bastard son of Jenny Fields!?!
August 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Not the bastard son of Jenny Fields!?!
Setting: 1.9 - 1.8 million years ago. Somewhere in Africa.
One Homo erectus dude turns to another and says “you know, it sure is hot af here”.
Viola - human migration begins.
One Homo erectus dude turns to another and says “you know, it sure is hot af here”.
Viola - human migration begins.
August 7, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Setting: 1.9 - 1.8 million years ago. Somewhere in Africa.
One Homo erectus dude turns to another and says “you know, it sure is hot af here”.
Viola - human migration begins.
One Homo erectus dude turns to another and says “you know, it sure is hot af here”.
Viola - human migration begins.
How the f would Senator Folksypants* know?
*”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname.
*”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname.
August 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
How the f would Senator Folksypants* know?
*”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname.
*”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname.
All the hearings and news coverage lately makes clear one critical fact - it’s a good thing Trump fired Fauci.
Hold on, I’m being handed a note…
Hold on, I’m being handed a note…
July 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
All the hearings and news coverage lately makes clear one critical fact - it’s a good thing Trump fired Fauci.
Hold on, I’m being handed a note…
Hold on, I’m being handed a note…
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Porkenfuhrer’s favorite lies are so easily disproven. It’s a bizarre facet of his dishonest and obviously declining mental state.
July 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Porkenfuhrer’s favorite lies are so easily disproven. It’s a bizarre facet of his dishonest and obviously declining mental state.
If, as an American, you do not feel humiliation at “President” Trump’s behavior on the stage with the Spanish team, there is something deeply wrong with you.
July 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
If, as an American, you do not feel humiliation at “President” Trump’s behavior on the stage with the Spanish team, there is something deeply wrong with you.
@scalzi.com Read and greatly enjoyed “The Last Colony”. Thanks!
July 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
@scalzi.com Read and greatly enjoyed “The Last Colony”. Thanks!
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. We listed our favorite Powerpuff Girls - he’s team Buttercup, we discussed the 4 noble truths of Zen Buddhism, he gave me a new loan to work on, and then challenged me to snatch a pebble from his palm. I don’t think he knows how Zoom works.
July 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. We listed our favorite Powerpuff Girls - he’s team Buttercup, we discussed the 4 noble truths of Zen Buddhism, he gave me a new loan to work on, and then challenged me to snatch a pebble from his palm. I don’t think he knows how Zoom works.
From Twixxer…this ad is a joke, right?
July 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
From Twixxer…this ad is a joke, right?
For the love of Pete - can someone tell me why the goal was nullified? (Egypt v Argentina)
July 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
For the love of Pete - can someone tell me why the goal was nullified? (Egypt v Argentina)
I’m sure this will work out just fine. Someone thought to themself “we could bring the disgusting-ness of a cockroach underwater”.
July 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I’m sure this will work out just fine. Someone thought to themself “we could bring the disgusting-ness of a cockroach underwater”.
It’s completely rational to expect 14.5% of the US population to attend.
June 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It’s completely rational to expect 14.5% of the US population to attend.
ProTip: If there’s still shooting, there’s no truce. Morons.
June 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
ProTip: If there’s still shooting, there’s no truce. Morons.