In his mind he’s saying: Echo…echo…echo. Is anyone there?
September 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
In his mind he’s saying: Echo…echo…echo. Is anyone there?
True story: Spawn 2 called him Count “To Ten” - assuming that was his last name since he…well, you get it.
September 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
True story: Spawn 2 called him Count “To Ten” - assuming that was his last name since he…well, you get it.
I don’t mean to be ugly and an improvement should always be celebrated, but one would think we’d have the old “you have to go to school” thing covered by now.
September 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I don’t mean to be ugly and an improvement should always be celebrated, but one would think we’d have the old “you have to go to school” thing covered by now.
Microsoft dude after that rant: Oh…wait…was that out loud? It was supposed to be just in my head. Do-over?
September 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Microsoft dude after that rant: Oh…wait…was that out loud? It was supposed to be just in my head. Do-over?
Ghostbusters: “Shhh. Do you smell that?”
September 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Ghostbusters: “Shhh. Do you smell that?”
Maybe this is a case of the old “no, they were laughing at you“ thing. 
September 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Maybe this is a case of the old “no, they were laughing at you“ thing. 
I once saw one next to a C-5. It looked tiny by comparison. Maybe it’s an eye of the beholder thing.
September 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I once saw one next to a C-5. It looked tiny by comparison. Maybe it’s an eye of the beholder thing.
THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!!
September 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!!
Porkenfuhrer was honest? I didn’t think he was even capable!
September 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Porkenfuhrer was honest? I didn’t think he was even capable!
We’re basically dipshits, so it’s going to have to be them on their own.
September 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We’re basically dipshits, so it’s going to have to be them on their own.
What the heck are you talking about!?!
Ukraine is attacking Russia’s petro refining industry and it’s clearly driving up prices! Unless you factor in the fact that Russia isn’t selling their fuel on open markets and restrictions on PURCHASING Russian fuels due to sanctions.
Ukraine is attacking Russia’s petro refining industry and it’s clearly driving up prices! Unless you factor in the fact that Russia isn’t selling their fuel on open markets and restrictions on PURCHASING Russian fuels due to sanctions.
September 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
What the heck are you talking about!?!
Ukraine is attacking Russia’s petro refining industry and it’s clearly driving up prices! Unless you factor in the fact that Russia isn’t selling their fuel on open markets and restrictions on PURCHASING Russian fuels due to sanctions.
Ukraine is attacking Russia’s petro refining industry and it’s clearly driving up prices! Unless you factor in the fact that Russia isn’t selling their fuel on open markets and restrictions on PURCHASING Russian fuels due to sanctions.
You make an excellent point.
Sober up a horse thief and you have a sober horse thief.
Sober up a horse thief and you have a sober horse thief.
September 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
You make an excellent point.
Sober up a horse thief and you have a sober horse thief.
Sober up a horse thief and you have a sober horse thief.
Dude’s parents are looking for the exit.
September 16, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Dude’s parents are looking for the exit.
As a younger man, I considered joining the Republican Party. At the time it was reasonably enticing, I just couldn’t stomach the operation to remove half of my brain.
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
As a younger man, I considered joining the Republican Party. At the time it was reasonably enticing, I just couldn’t stomach the operation to remove half of my brain.
Pete: Soldier, o couldn’t help noticing in your Grindr pics that there’s some muffin top going on.
September 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Pete: Soldier, o couldn’t help noticing in your Grindr pics that there’s some muffin top going on.
They’re within shouting distance of victim blaming the animals.
September 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
They’re within shouting distance of victim blaming the animals.
Animatronics has REALLY advanced in the past few years.
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Animatronics has REALLY advanced in the past few years.
Translation: The Mossad got ahold of the kompromat that the Russians had and we’re gonna get dragged into a lot more shit.
September 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Translation: The Mossad got ahold of the kompromat that the Russians had and we’re gonna get dragged into a lot more shit.
Went to yoga once. Learned I didn’t know how to lie down on the floor.
September 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Went to yoga once. Learned I didn’t know how to lie down on the floor.
Wait…this wasn’t AFTER we decimated their military, right?
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Wait…this wasn’t AFTER we decimated their military, right?
I always tell people: go to YouTube and search: russians celebrating trump win
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I always tell people: go to YouTube and search: russians celebrating trump win
India’s roads are a weapons-grade clusterfuck. That’s EXCEPTIONALLY impressive.
September 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
India’s roads are a weapons-grade clusterfuck. That’s EXCEPTIONALLY impressive.