Eric
Eric
@ettinger.bsky.social
Scrollin' for the weekend.
You sitting down.

There’s one thing about the Black Wall Street attacks that is very telling: They dropped firebombs on house owned by Black people and then shot them when they fled.
September 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
“It’s clearly going down despite it continuing to go up”.

New math.
September 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Begging the question: Which frickin’ part of Shaq does this taste like? 🤔
September 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Sir, the new machine that chops the vegetables is accumulating a kind of dusty slush of the vegetables it chops. What should we do?

Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto.
September 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
September 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Also made me think of this. Internet classic.
September 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
August 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
“She was asking for it. They’re ALL asking for it.”
August 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I’ve never thought along these lines nor thought about her along these lines, but it’s true.

Side note: This is a picture of Dolly in the 70s. “Jolene” came out in 1973. I REALLY want to see a picture of Jolene.
August 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
August 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
August 21, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Love this one.
August 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Live AIS as of 11:23CDT.
August 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
August 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
How the f would Senator Folksypants* know?

*”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname.
August 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
August 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
August 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
“No, I’ll take his punishment.”

Anyone remember this?
July 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Porkenfuhrer’s favorite lies are so easily disproven. It’s a bizarre facet of his dishonest and obviously declining mental state.
July 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
July 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
July 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
From Twixxer…this ad is a joke, right?
July 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m sure this will work out just fine. Someone thought to themself “we could bring the disgusting-ness of a cockroach underwater”.
July 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
What was the middle thing again?
June 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Uhhhh, I’m not so sure about that truce you got there Norm.
June 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM