Mockshit Raccoon 🦝
@evanecclestone.bsky.social
mistakenly accepted member of society..
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If my mother was on here I subpost tf out of her
October 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
If my mother was on here I subpost tf out of her
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Dear me 6 months ago,
Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.
Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.
October 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Dear me 6 months ago,
Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.
Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.
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Came across ppl here I know irl... gross. Anywho new pfp, who dis
September 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Came across ppl here I know irl... gross. Anywho new pfp, who dis
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You soft blocked me? Guess I'm a lot more annoying than I give myself credit for
October 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
You soft blocked me? Guess I'm a lot more annoying than I give myself credit for
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I only want to hear good things about writing utensils tonight
September 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I only want to hear good things about writing utensils tonight
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I definitely own it when I say something mean because I did that shit well
September 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I definitely own it when I say something mean because I did that shit well
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A brunette whose carpet does not match the drapes, call her sister golden hair surprise
September 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A brunette whose carpet does not match the drapes, call her sister golden hair surprise
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I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
September 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
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I love you
You love me
But not in the same way
You love me
But not in the same way
September 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I love you
You love me
But not in the same way
You love me
But not in the same way
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knocking off work early today because i’ve got repairmen coming by later and i need time to set up the cameras and lighting
September 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
knocking off work early today because i’ve got repairmen coming by later and i need time to set up the cameras and lighting
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Read all of your replies before I write mine? Nope.
September 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Read all of your replies before I write mine? Nope.
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I’m angry posting but at least no one sees them
September 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I’m angry posting but at least no one sees them
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I’m sufficiently steaming mad from today’s news and I must get to work, fueled solely by vitriol and the fires of hell otherwise known as reality
September 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I’m sufficiently steaming mad from today’s news and I must get to work, fueled solely by vitriol and the fires of hell otherwise known as reality
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A serious wtf to this
September 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
A serious wtf to this
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well boss I clearly had a 45 minute stress bath on my calendar that you scheduled over so yes I’ll be taking this call from the tub
September 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
well boss I clearly had a 45 minute stress bath on my calendar that you scheduled over so yes I’ll be taking this call from the tub
GameCube intro but it's a crossover episode
YouTube video by 4096
m.youtube.com
September 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Driving on I95 is one of my worst nightmares now and im not even driving
September 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Driving on I95 is one of my worst nightmares now and im not even driving
I don’t hate EVs, I just hate Tesla drivers..
September 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I don’t hate EVs, I just hate Tesla drivers..
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getting our baby ready for a lifetime of disappointment (we put her in her first raiders jersey today)
September 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
getting our baby ready for a lifetime of disappointment (we put her in her first raiders jersey today)
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I'm one werther's original away from getting a belt clip for my phone
September 17, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I'm one werther's original away from getting a belt clip for my phone
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I want pizza
September 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I want pizza
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I was reminded today that there are stupid questions, and so many of them.
September 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I was reminded today that there are stupid questions, and so many of them.