NPC for hire
@fastpixels.bsky.social
A neurospicy word nerd who gets his little dopamine hits from etymology trivia, running far, listening to music loudly, and the odd sweet treat. May be a golden retriever in a person suit.
I like this take. I've always said the same about Aubrey Plaza.
September 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I like this take. I've always said the same about Aubrey Plaza.
That's how *you* watched 9/11. It's how *I* watched the Berlin Wall come down.
... And episodes of The Simpsons with that one mega cool English Teacher.
... And episodes of The Simpsons with that one mega cool English Teacher.
September 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
That's how *you* watched 9/11. It's how *I* watched the Berlin Wall come down.
... And episodes of The Simpsons with that one mega cool English Teacher.
... And episodes of The Simpsons with that one mega cool English Teacher.
Great additions, btw 🤩 I should have included Jinjer, too.
September 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Great additions, btw 🤩 I should have included Jinjer, too.
Holy shit I initially read that as "monster gape" and maybe I should just log off now.
September 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Holy shit I initially read that as "monster gape" and maybe I should just log off now.
Hey now! I took time out of my busy schedule of listening to "Blood of Your Empires" on repeat so I could check out the new Spiritbox! Trust me when I say I'm excited 😜
September 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Hey now! I took time out of my busy schedule of listening to "Blood of Your Empires" on repeat so I could check out the new Spiritbox! Trust me when I say I'm excited 😜
I heard the 4th frame in my head.
September 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I heard the 4th frame in my head.
Just because they're sweaty and out of breath from the trip, I wouldn't call it "sprinting", if you know what I mean 🤪
September 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Just because they're sweaty and out of breath from the trip, I wouldn't call it "sprinting", if you know what I mean 🤪