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I’ve got a head for business and a bod for sin; so what’s wrong with that?
Not cool, rich people @ttcriders.bsky.social @oliviachow.bsky.social #illegalparking makes #publictransit #unsafe
This is a pattern, daily occurrence
September 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Just had my annual physical; lost weight since my last (slow changes to eating/excercise routines), healthy bp, doc wants me to “consider weight loss drugs”

Why??? Can’t think of any medical reason except BMI (I’m not a Belgian white man so this metric doesn’t matter)

#ontario #healthcare
September 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
These two headlines right next to each other on @cbcnews.ca lol thanks for the health tips what even is there to be stressed about? #stressed
August 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The politics of football
The politics of oooh, selling out
The politics of losing credibility, worldwide 💃🏻💅🏻😁
August 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Repost every time 🤘🏻
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more.

Fuck fascism.
August 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
For no particular reason, I’m calling for a wellness check on all adult performers in the US who go by the name “Candy”.
Stay safe, besties 🫶🏻
July 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
July 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
All of LA County is now “rolling with his enemy” lmao feel the rain on your skin Spencer, no one else can feel it for you (jk I’m sure his skin is hella numb if you get me)
June 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Hey #nyc, we heard those boos up in #toronto and we’re so proud of you #fucktrump #goknicks #nbafinals
June 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I’ve watched 3 full buses pass me and I’m now an hour late for work - 63 southbound
@oliviachow.bsky.social @ttcalerts.bsky.social DO BETTER
World Cup hasn’t even started yet this is just normal levels of very shit service #ttc #toronto #transit #enshittification #classwarfare
May 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Just so we’re clear, #magamath is not real math, RFK Jr has a jr-sized intellect

10/600=0.0167
$600-$590 is a drop of approx 84%, not 600%

With love to @mattxiv.bsky.social this had me IN TEARS
April 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
BODIED
Former #Minnesota Governor and former professional wrestler #JesseVentura shared his thoughts about the deadly ICE shooting in #Minneapolis on Wednesday.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Ok @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @yrfatfriend.bsky.social, counting on you to translate this from MAHA to English pleeeeeaaaasssee 🙏🫶🏻
what in the actual fuck is going on
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Tonight, New York’s hottest club is the City of Toronto #gojaysgo #worldseries2025 #letsgobluejays #jays #bigbats @bluejays.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
THREAT LEVEL ORANGE 🍊🙃

open.spotify.com/track/1UPHGJ...
THREAT LEVEL ORANGE
open.spotify.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy #TroNIN day to all who celebrate @nin.com #tron #nin #gothhighholidays #peelitback 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
open.spotify.com/track/29XfG8...
Init
open.spotify.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Literally out here telling my lactose intolerant clients to maybe try lactaid instead of suffering for dairy. I say it with love.

There’s got to be a better way! (I mean, there already is)

#eventplanning #lactaidawareness #masochists
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Glad someone did this
Can we please not pull/up park our cars at the bus stop on a busy thoroughfare as a special treat for me? #ossington #ttc
September 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
fuck ice
Chrissa Sparkles · fuck ice · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My jeans get frizzy when it’s humid out, and do not control the weather.
a woman wearing sunglasses and a strapless dress is dancing .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a strapless dress is dancing .
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My algy wants all aging goth millennials to have a happy Friday! #summerbreeze #iykyk #whattheydid
Summer Breeze
Type O Negative · Bloody Kisses · Song · 1994
open.spotify.com
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hmmm they could only afford to take the bride + 5 into space and not the whole wedding reception. How embarrassing.
June 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is a really sad story, heavy on the Aubrey-and-Mike-bait

please drag this scammer @yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...
Hard to swallow
www.cbc.ca
June 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Today’s forecast:
Mix of sun and clouds, light rain, slight chance of a lunch hour apocalypse

Happy Saturday! 😬😱🥶😭😂
May 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I guess Uncle Tomye really, really, doesn’t want those kids back
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM