Fraeyalise
@fraeyalise.bsky.social
I will probably not follow you back
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Each time I encounter a desert planet or ice planet with a breathable atmosphere in a sci-fi or fantasy, I’m reminded how little we have internalized the knowledge that Earth is only livable for us because of the organisms who share the world with us.
July 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Each time I encounter a desert planet or ice planet with a breathable atmosphere in a sci-fi or fantasy, I’m reminded how little we have internalized the knowledge that Earth is only livable for us because of the organisms who share the world with us.
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tried using the remove attachment option in outlook but i still desire
August 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
tried using the remove attachment option in outlook but i still desire
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[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this
April 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this
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I love how he didn't give up 😭😂😂
Good morning everyone
Good morning everyone
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I love how he didn't give up 😭😂😂
Good morning everyone
Good morning everyone
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[letter to santa]
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
[letter to santa]
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
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i’m not trying to come across as a guy who’s got it all figured out but, if the blair witch tried to make me stand facing a basement corner my first and immediate response is “blair witch, i’m not going to do that”
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i’m not trying to come across as a guy who’s got it all figured out but, if the blair witch tried to make me stand facing a basement corner my first and immediate response is “blair witch, i’m not going to do that”
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WARDEN: and for your last meal?
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
WARDEN: and for your last meal?
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
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Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless
August 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless
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Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
August 17, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
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if i went to camptown racetrack and some lady sang doodah doodah to me i would lose my frickin mind
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
if i went to camptown racetrack and some lady sang doodah doodah to me i would lose my frickin mind
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I feel like I am one bad morning away from wearing a barrel with suspenders to work
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feel like I am one bad morning away from wearing a barrel with suspenders to work
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I think my couch is destroying my hips and lower back. I guess I'll sit down for a few minutes
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I think my couch is destroying my hips and lower back. I guess I'll sit down for a few minutes
Why were mosquitoes even invented
June 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Why were mosquitoes even invented
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girl math is for amateurs. I’m practicing girl law (stealing things)
May 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
girl math is for amateurs. I’m practicing girl law (stealing things)
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I’ve been so miserable lately I’m genuinely worried I’m at risk of losing my silly goose certification.
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve been so miserable lately I’m genuinely worried I’m at risk of losing my silly goose certification.
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Sorry can’t. Blowing dandelion seeds all over my neighbours perfect lawn
May 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sorry can’t. Blowing dandelion seeds all over my neighbours perfect lawn
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the hottest type of girl is the sleepy girl (it’s me i’m sleepy)
May 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the hottest type of girl is the sleepy girl (it’s me i’m sleepy)
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'to smithereens' is an underutilized unit of measure
May 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
'to smithereens' is an underutilized unit of measure
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ME: ok then if you are not going to let me wish for more wishes then i am going to wish for you to change all of my baby’s diapers
GENIE: wait wait wait wait wait
GENIE: wait wait wait wait wait
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ME: ok then if you are not going to let me wish for more wishes then i am going to wish for you to change all of my baby’s diapers
GENIE: wait wait wait wait wait
GENIE: wait wait wait wait wait
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I don’t care who won the Kentucky Derby, I just hope all the horsies had fun.
May 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don’t care who won the Kentucky Derby, I just hope all the horsies had fun.