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MESSIAH OF THE DMV
@fricklefrack.bsky.social
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local bog witch, library cryptid, your friendly neighborhood mothma’am (she/her)

🏳️‍🌈trans rights are human rights🏳️‍⚧️
🚫AI slop🚫
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pantspants.bsky.social
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
September 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
September 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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calvinloveinternet.bsky.social
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
September 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
*formally, with great dignity yet also compassion* Hello Couscous
Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo• 4h Say hello to Couscous the little blue penguin chick hatched on July 7th. Little blue penguins are the smallest penguin species in the world.
September 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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hazelmonforton.com
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September 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
fricklefrack.bsky.social
i’m wearing the fishbone earrings RIGHT NOW and they RULE
i also bought some tooth earrings and both pairs are just very nice quality :)
placecalledbliss.bsky.social Moth Mouth @placecalledbliss.bsky.social · 5d
Hi it's me! I'm Lenny, I make jewelry and paint pet portraits! My birthday is next week and I'm extra broke due to car and doctor bills so please have a look at my shop and DM me if you'd like a painting for $100 or so!
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September 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
September 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.
September 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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kastiakbc.bsky.social
September 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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brenthor.bsky.social
A tuesday that masquerades as a monday is know as The Bastard's Tuesday, and it fucking sucks.
September 3, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
September 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
jason alexander as george is turning into soup on the cover of an animorphs book titled soup mode
September 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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moxiest.art
Happy Labor Day
a version of the Seinfeld "what's going on in there" meme. Panel 1 has Jerry asking "Kramer, whats going on in there?" Panel 2 is a mass of protesters with communist iconography. Panel 3 Kramer replies "we have nothing to lose but our chains, Jerry".. Not our OC
September 4, 2023 at 5:49 PM
fricklefrack.bsky.social
look at my idiot child
mroahrig.bsky.social Max Roahrig @mroahrig.bsky.social · 9d
Crow is such a majestic cat.
September 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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katieaki.bsky.social
Nobody's Fool 🧵🦋☀️
#art
a digital drawing of Dolly Parton as the tarot card "the fool", based on the song Dumb Blonde. Instead of blithely walking toward the edge of the cliff, she walks away from it, her little dog Crackerjack at her feet. She holds a multi-colored bindle over her shoulder, with a spook of thread poking out, leading to the needle held aloft in her hand. She wears a purple-blue jumpsuit with a sheer neckline and voluminous sleeves. The whole suit is bedazzled and there is a scene of Icarus falling from the heavens into the sea on her lower half. The border is pink, with a repeating pattern of butterflies, sparkly crying eyes, rhinestones, hands with crossed fingers, flowers, broken hearts, and pocket watches.
September 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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djepelgesh.bsky.social
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled " today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
September 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
September 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
fricklefrack.bsky.social
arguing w ur fave coworkers about book boyfriends while floating in a lake is just
Pacha Perfect
Alt: gif of pacha from emperor’s new groove giving the a-ok sign
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September 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
More Sketchbook stuffff. A man wearing a cape is holding a paint brush in front of a blank canvas. He shouts a command to someone or possibly no one, “Remove my cape. I’m ready to paint.”
September 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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isolinearchip.bsky.social
Hoagies World of Hoagies ᴴᵒᵃᵍⁱᵉˢ
Map listing for Hoagie's World of Hoagies, Hoagies
September 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
Babe, do you want to kiss in front of the Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 😳👉👈
Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
September 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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chloecade.bsky.social
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series. Text reads: "September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
September 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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haaarpb.bsky.social
a funny wizard
September 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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thejonbaker.bsky.social
God, Space Ghost was so good
Space Ghost saying “well, it’s time for me to die” followed 3 panels later by “this isn’t so bad”
June 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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thegrampus.bsky.social
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
September 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM