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Football (LFC), FPL, tech, music, and moaning about delayed trains.
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silverduke.bsky.social
🤣🤣 #meme #joke
October 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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michaelspicer.bsky.social
Most TV is just this now.
September 30, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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jjplfc.bsky.social
Better struck shot this season?.....I very much doubt it.
Perfection from Dom 💫
YouTube video by Liverpool FC
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September 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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geordieprancer.bsky.social
Fuckinggggg...... WOW 👌 #NUFC 🖤🤍
August 23, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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wallaceme.bsky.social
Something to ponder this week.
August 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Why can I only hear the names of all these in Brian Butterfield’s voice?
July 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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mewefree.bsky.social
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
July 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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gswooster.bsky.social
Timothée Mallette
twesq.bsky.social TW @twesq.bsky.social · Jul 14
The most French looking man I’ve ever seen. Just missing the cigarette and a quote about existential ennui
July 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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tomfreeman.bsky.social
Never forget.
How long has it been since you’ve seen the original “Jurassic Park”? SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening. On the other side of me was my son Tim — he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, “Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy’s fart, but she’s going to think it’s me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son’s crimes, and I don’t think she’ll talk to me afterwards.” But she was well brought up and never mentioned it. JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam. I’ve heard him tell that a couple of times, and it’s just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
July 13, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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josiahmortimer.bsky.social
Rounding up some translations of Count Binface that have been appearing in foreign press

🇷🇴 Romanian: Contele Tomberonez
🇫🇷 French: Comte Tête-de-Poubelle (bin-head, more accurate than bin-face)
🇮🇹 Italian: Conte Faccia-da-Bidone
🇪🇸 Spanish: "un hombre con un cubo de basura en la cabeza" (!)

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July 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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jsinclair.bsky.social
What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.
July 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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markpackuk.bsky.social
Reform Councillors Pose with Banner Saying They'd 'Rather Vote for Jimmy Savile than Labour'
Reform Councillors Pose with Banner Saying They'd 'Rather Vote for Jimmy Savile than Labour'
Reform hit by backlash in the Makerfield by-election as they're accused of "making light of one of Britain's most prolific paedophiles"
buff.ly
June 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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brian770.bsky.social
Actually, that is quite good 🤣 Well done England fans!
June 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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lfcinnyc.bsky.social
Yep
June 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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lukeplunkett.com
worst vibes of any world cup i can remember, and the last two were in qatar and russia
June 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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michaelspicer.bsky.social
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
June 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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codfather.bsky.social
France is mandating solar panels on every large commercial car park in the country — turning millions of square metres of idle asphalt into one of Europe's most productive clean energy assets.
I have been mentioning this for months - they are shooting up on all the supermarket car parks.
May 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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vanders.bsky.social
A Politically Exposed Person buying a £1.4m house with cash that they got from crypto seems like the sort of thing that would set off *all* the money-laundering checks?
May 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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tomfreeman.bsky.social
Increasingly clear that a Reform government would have all the chaos, corruption and vindictiveness of Trump's, a cycle of smashing things to bits, channelling public money to their cronies and donors, feigning anger when that makes the country worse, and then finding ever more scapegoats to blame
May 4, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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pickardje.bsky.social
it’s worth reading every word of this brilliant, excoriating column by Fraser Nelson
manage to rustle up Kwasi Kwarteng's crypto company? When I was investigating Reform's financial ties a few months ago, drawing up a map of who was connected to whom, this was the biggest mystery. Nine years ago, aged 53, he declared himself "skint" because "there's no money in politics". Only two years ago he was telling friends that he could not afford to run in the coming election. Then suddenly, his fortunes seemed to and change utterly. How? The likely explanation emerged this week: he was given E5 million by Christopher Harborne, a Thailand-based crypto billionaire and Reform UK donor. The money, Farage says, was a personal gift disclosable. It was to pay for bodyguards, he said, making him "safe and secure for the rest of my life". But such protection costs are, at most, £300,000 a year. Farage was given a lifetime of financial security, clearing the way for his return to the political arena. Albeit with a lifelong feeling of debt to Harborne, who sits in a web of interlocking global financial interests. The world of donors is one of sharks and angels. Many donors want to support causes (or people) they believe in, with no ulterior motive. But then there are the - cash-rich, status-poor - who've often made their money using murky means. They usually Trump for flouting US money- proposes a new "Big Bang" that And if you're not an MP- - like could add tens of billions to crypto laundering rules, has said he'll move Zia Yusuf, Reform's hyperactive companies market value. A Reform "shadow" home secretary there's Left have champagne government would order HM no financial transparency at all. Treasury to stop work on its own The next UK general election digital currency apparatus, which socialists, right have looks set to usher in hundreds of could threaten the current crypto Reform MPs to join the governing plutocrat populists elite. The Bank of England would instead be told to hold Bitcoin, party (or coalition). How many more to Britain to keep his cash flowing t…
May 3, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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lukeplunkett.com
scott parker getting the sack gives me another chance to post my favourite football video of all time
April 30, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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jackpittbrooke.bsky.social
45 minutes to remind you why you love football so much and now a reminder of what they've done to it.
April 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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michaelje67.bsky.social
6 - Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. And here they all are! #LFC #Liverpool #Everton #EFC #MerseysideDerby
April 19, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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philippeauclair.bsky.social
According to Sky, the Liverpool top scorers in the Merseyside derby now are Steven Gerrard and Mo Salah.

Ian Rush would like a word.
April 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM