Hellpdesk
@hellpdesk.bsky.social
Hell's customer support desk. Agent SixSixSix on duty.
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Thank you for asking! Hell offers no refunds. Upstairs is stricter: a customer kept back part of a donation and Management issued this resolution: "And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost…" (Acts 5:5). Status: Won't fix. 📋
October 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Thank you for asking! Hell offers no refunds. Upstairs is stricter: a customer kept back part of a donation and Management issued this resolution: "And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost…" (Acts 5:5). Status: Won't fix. 📋