Iris Smooches
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet.
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probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
America is really beautiful and interesting. For example right now we have two different candidates for national office who are just straight up shooting surveillance cameras www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Meet the candidates putting bullets in Flock cameras
Some political hopefuls aren't just opposed to surveillance cameras—they're shooting at them.
www.motherjones.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
It was a long day at the meetings factory, boys, and it’ll be another one tomorrow.
September 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It was a long day at the meetings factory, boys, and it’ll be another one tomorrow.
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This link is how I learned I’m banned from r/landlords. No idea when or how that happened.
this is absolutely art lmao
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well,
www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
September 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This link is how I learned I’m banned from r/landlords. No idea when or how that happened.
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someone i know found this in their pre-genAI textbook. you can't read this normally any more
September 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
someone i know found this in their pre-genAI textbook. you can't read this normally any more
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underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
September 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
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The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on.
September 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on.
I know I've been in customer success too long when I have to think about console syntax. How the mighty have fallen.
September 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I know I've been in customer success too long when I have to think about console syntax. How the mighty have fallen.
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Okay now he’s DEFINITELY the Antichrist
Wow -- RNC video: "On June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."
It only gets more unhinged and culty from there.
It only gets more unhinged and culty from there.
September 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Okay now he’s DEFINITELY the Antichrist
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celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor
September 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor
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you know the economy's doing poorly when even the spirit halloweens are becoming spirit halloweens
when you claim to be working on yourself but actually you've been back on some bullshit
September 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
you know the economy's doing poorly when even the spirit halloweens are becoming spirit halloweens
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This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
www.science.org
September 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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linux is too confusing because i can't find this setting on it
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default.
Be sure to disable it :]
Be sure to disable it :]
August 31, 2026 at 12:07 PM
linux is too confusing because i can't find this setting on it
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no, i said shoddy work not shawty werk. please stop shaking your ass and help me fix this
August 28, 2026 at 4:57 PM
no, i said shoddy work not shawty werk. please stop shaking your ass and help me fix this
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House prices are out of control.
August 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
House prices are out of control.
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The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
August 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.
August 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Us: An 80-something who was on TV.
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
August 28, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Us: An 80-something who was on TV.
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
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They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck
August 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck
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like the reason Dolly feels like an exceptional human being is because all the things we're talking about today in her lifetime of philanthropy trace back to just .... having empathy
and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People"
and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People"
August 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
like the reason Dolly feels like an exceptional human being is because all the things we're talking about today in her lifetime of philanthropy trace back to just .... having empathy
and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People"
and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People"
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the thing is
like
public health
child literacy
civil rights
social justice
rural poverty
once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle
and that is harder than becoming rich
like
public health
child literacy
civil rights
social justice
rural poverty
once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle
and that is harder than becoming rich
August 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
the thing is
like
public health
child literacy
civil rights
social justice
rural poverty
once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle
and that is harder than becoming rich
like
public health
child literacy
civil rights
social justice
rural poverty
once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle
and that is harder than becoming rich
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Medium Sized Zam
August 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM