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@its-spelled-aerith.bsky.social
I use any pronouns but have a strong preference but I'm not comfortable setting boundaries so whatever also I don't care all that much so whatever. Transfeminine genderqueer bisexual weirdo. Spicy brain dork. Actually I would prefer they/them though.
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My therapist seems to be having a blast in our sessions because it's just a weekly brain dump of every horny thought I've had and she's like yay you made so much progress have you considered being more of a pervert? And I'm like yes actually here's an idea I had.
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Truly a perfect news alert
March 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Truly a perfect news alert
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"The research suggests that generalizations about human behavior are often flawed because they rely on samples composed largely of White individuals."
Broad claims about gender and behavior fall apart when studies include ethnically diverse samples
Behavioral economics relies heavily on studies of Western, educated people. A recent analysis provides evidence that ignoring racial diversity within the United States has led to flawed generalization...
www.psypost.org
March 4, 2026 at 7:37 AM
"The research suggests that generalizations about human behavior are often flawed because they rely on samples composed largely of White individuals."
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i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure
March 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure
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Absolutely incredible.
March 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Absolutely incredible.
I got a fucking UTI
March 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I got a fucking UTI
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I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.
As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in
Polymarket Iran Bets Hit $529 Million as New Wallets Draw Notice
As US and Israeli bombs fell on Iran this weekend, bettors on Polymarket — where $529 million was traded on contracts tied to the timing of the strikes — were cashing in. Almost immediately, blockchain sleuths began hunting for unusual patterns in recent bets.
bloom.bg
March 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.
February 28, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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disheartening after years of trans people yelling very loudly "these are the things they're doing to us, plan to do to us, will do to us", to see so many people react to the news with talk of how this is all a distraction.
February 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
disheartening after years of trans people yelling very loudly "these are the things they're doing to us, plan to do to us, will do to us", to see so many people react to the news with talk of how this is all a distraction.
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Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.
February 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.
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im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit
February 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit
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smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications
February 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications
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"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"
AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??
AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??
February 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"
AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??
AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??
It sure did snow a lot
February 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
It sure did snow a lot
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"Up next, figure skating. What are they trying to figure out? Is it where all the hockey sticks and hockey pucks went. Two minutes in the penalty box, those skirts are not regulation equipment."
"They adhere to strict—"
"Or is it the figure of the skaters, the shapely—"
"<nervous laughter> No"
"They adhere to strict—"
"Or is it the figure of the skaters, the shapely—"
"<nervous laughter> No"
February 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"Up next, figure skating. What are they trying to figure out? Is it where all the hockey sticks and hockey pucks went. Two minutes in the penalty box, those skirts are not regulation equipment."
"They adhere to strict—"
"Or is it the figure of the skaters, the shapely—"
"<nervous laughter> No"
"They adhere to strict—"
"Or is it the figure of the skaters, the shapely—"
"<nervous laughter> No"
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…🤔
If a Labubu had a labia would you call it a Lubia a Lububia or a Labiabubu and if a Labubu had a cloaca instead would you call that organ a Clobubu & their passings a Clobowel Movement okay yeah this is it this is the one aka the worst I’ve ever made to date i’m sure of it click post lets gooooo
If a Labubu had a labia would you call it a Lubia a Lububia or a Labiabubu and if a Labubu had a cloaca instead would you call that organ a Clobubu & their passings a Clobowel Movement okay yeah this is it this is the one aka the worst I’ve ever made to date i’m sure of it click post lets gooooo
February 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
…🤔
If a Labubu had a labia would you call it a Lubia a Lububia or a Labiabubu and if a Labubu had a cloaca instead would you call that organ a Clobubu & their passings a Clobowel Movement okay yeah this is it this is the one aka the worst I’ve ever made to date i’m sure of it click post lets gooooo
If a Labubu had a labia would you call it a Lubia a Lububia or a Labiabubu and if a Labubu had a cloaca instead would you call that organ a Clobubu & their passings a Clobowel Movement okay yeah this is it this is the one aka the worst I’ve ever made to date i’m sure of it click post lets gooooo
Ok sure I am a pervert but that's not why I want you to tie me up and throw me in this closet for an hour
February 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Ok sure I am a pervert but that's not why I want you to tie me up and throw me in this closet for an hour
I require cuddles
February 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I require cuddles
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I’ll be in Philadelphia this weekend (2/20-2/21) telling jokes! I don’t mean to upset anyone, but it always reminds me of being home in Massachusetts. Ticket link: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/130717
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’ll be in Philadelphia this weekend (2/20-2/21) telling jokes! I don’t mean to upset anyone, but it always reminds me of being home in Massachusetts. Ticket link: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/130717
In college I would have spoken a lot about how neat I thought Phyrexia was but I kinda want to live in Lorwyn.
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
In college I would have spoken a lot about how neat I thought Phyrexia was but I kinda want to live in Lorwyn.
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not the point, but for the record: the very existence of trans people completely disproves this argument?? if overwhelming social pressure to present as a certain gender could really override intrinsic knowledge of the self... trans people wouldn't exist. yet all through history, there we are
"if they socially transition too early we think they can get locked onto a trajectory that may not have been the correct natural trajectory for them"
Direct quote.
Direct quote.
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
not the point, but for the record: the very existence of trans people completely disproves this argument?? if overwhelming social pressure to present as a certain gender could really override intrinsic knowledge of the self... trans people wouldn't exist. yet all through history, there we are
I have a type of dream somewhat often where I experience a series of weird inconveniences and people being slightly rude to me and just have a meltdown the entire time. It's just an entire dream of temper tantrums.
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I have a type of dream somewhat often where I experience a series of weird inconveniences and people being slightly rude to me and just have a meltdown the entire time. It's just an entire dream of temper tantrums.
God bless clocky cis women
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
God bless clocky cis women
In the abstract what I want for myself in life isn't something anyone could reasonably object to. I want to make enough money that my wife and I can live comfortably and enjoy simple things together. For some reason the details take this request for largely unobjectionable to monstrous for some.
February 15, 2026 at 12:49 PM
In the abstract what I want for myself in life isn't something anyone could reasonably object to. I want to make enough money that my wife and I can live comfortably and enjoy simple things together. For some reason the details take this request for largely unobjectionable to monstrous for some.
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I usually favour a “call ‘em in” approach, but we’ve been warning you about Newsom for a long while now, so clearly that’s not working.
If you’re already treating “Newsom or Trump/Vance” as in inevitability, you have bought into a con and are throwing trans people under the bus to actualize it.
If you’re already treating “Newsom or Trump/Vance” as in inevitability, you have bought into a con and are throwing trans people under the bus to actualize it.
February 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I usually favour a “call ‘em in” approach, but we’ve been warning you about Newsom for a long while now, so clearly that’s not working.
If you’re already treating “Newsom or Trump/Vance” as in inevitability, you have bought into a con and are throwing trans people under the bus to actualize it.
If you’re already treating “Newsom or Trump/Vance” as in inevitability, you have bought into a con and are throwing trans people under the bus to actualize it.