Jimbo
@jamesvt.bsky.social
Runner, nerd, odd taste in music, easily distracted by cats. He/him. Bisexual.
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when ai leaves u behind
September 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
when ai leaves u behind
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Further Macklemore stats:
More total streams (since March 2023) than Bowie, Prince, Madonna or U2 and also more than Chappell Roan, Gracie Abrams or Benson Boone
More total streams (since March 2023) than Bowie, Prince, Madonna or U2 and also more than Chappell Roan, Gracie Abrams or Benson Boone
OK properly shocked that Macklemore’s current - not peak - Spotify monthly listeners are 34 million
Acts who have apparently never reached this level include:
Metallica
Backstreet Boys
Outkast
Nickelback
2Pac
The Rolling Stones
Foo Fighters
Amy Winehouse
Carly Rae Jepsen
Kylie
Acts who have apparently never reached this level include:
Metallica
Backstreet Boys
Outkast
Nickelback
2Pac
The Rolling Stones
Foo Fighters
Amy Winehouse
Carly Rae Jepsen
Kylie
September 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Further Macklemore stats:
More total streams (since March 2023) than Bowie, Prince, Madonna or U2 and also more than Chappell Roan, Gracie Abrams or Benson Boone
More total streams (since March 2023) than Bowie, Prince, Madonna or U2 and also more than Chappell Roan, Gracie Abrams or Benson Boone
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
September 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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When Taylor Swift met Ed Sheeran she was disturbed by how obsessed with his charts and streams he was. If Taylor Swift thinks you're too obsessed with charts and sales then you're an addict. Accounts of Sheeran watching his streams go up, sweating like a gambler. That's how you end up like this
September 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
When Taylor Swift met Ed Sheeran she was disturbed by how obsessed with his charts and streams he was. If Taylor Swift thinks you're too obsessed with charts and sales then you're an addict. Accounts of Sheeran watching his streams go up, sweating like a gambler. That's how you end up like this
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I refuse to believe that major stadium venues would have cancelled their Ed Sheeran concerts rather than allow Macklemore on the bill. There was an opportunity for Sheeran to use his commercial weight to force the issue, and he folded immediately.
September 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I refuse to believe that major stadium venues would have cancelled their Ed Sheeran concerts rather than allow Macklemore on the bill. There was an opportunity for Sheeran to use his commercial weight to force the issue, and he folded immediately.
Me, earlier: "I'm getting too old for London shows, next year it's gonna have to really be a special band for me to make that trek, probably gonna limit myself to 2 or 3 at most."
The Warning, two hours later: *announces a London show*
So, those other two gigs are gonna need to be pretty special.
The Warning, two hours later: *announces a London show*
So, those other two gigs are gonna need to be pretty special.
September 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Me, earlier: "I'm getting too old for London shows, next year it's gonna have to really be a special band for me to make that trek, probably gonna limit myself to 2 or 3 at most."
The Warning, two hours later: *announces a London show*
So, those other two gigs are gonna need to be pretty special.
The Warning, two hours later: *announces a London show*
So, those other two gigs are gonna need to be pretty special.
Have just left the Emirates and arrived at the O2.
I feel like I should play a Sega Dreamcast on a JVC TV to complete the set.
I feel like I should play a Sega Dreamcast on a JVC TV to complete the set.
September 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Have just left the Emirates and arrived at the O2.
I feel like I should play a Sega Dreamcast on a JVC TV to complete the set.
I feel like I should play a Sega Dreamcast on a JVC TV to complete the set.
Project Runway are really going all out with their unconventional materials challenges www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Two threads torn in Bayeux Tapestry on journey to London from France
The Bayeux Tapestry arrived in the UK in July following a top secret, high security operation
www.independent.co.uk
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Project Runway are really going all out with their unconventional materials challenges www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
September 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
There's something pleasingly symmetrical about starting a re-read of a book in the same pub you finished it the last time.
September 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
There's something pleasingly symmetrical about starting a re-read of a book in the same pub you finished it the last time.
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As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
playbill.com
September 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
Old railway station? For less than £80k? Why, I'd be a fool not to get it!
This could be a lovely little house for someone www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Station House., Station Road, Bleasby, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG14 7GD, NG14 for £75,000. Marketed by Auction House, Covering Notts and Derby
www.rightmove.co.uk
September 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Old railway station? For less than £80k? Why, I'd be a fool not to get it!
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According to JK Rowling this dish is automatically a woman
September 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
According to JK Rowling this dish is automatically a woman
So, it turns out if you're on a server for a trio of musicians in their early twenties, in which the general democratic is 70% middle aged rockers and 30% gen z lesbians, describing the band's latest post as looking "cunty" can cause quite a schism.
September 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
So, it turns out if you're on a server for a trio of musicians in their early twenties, in which the general democratic is 70% middle aged rockers and 30% gen z lesbians, describing the band's latest post as looking "cunty" can cause quite a schism.
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me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window
cat: no
cat: no
September 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window
cat: no
cat: no
(Also took physical damage on my run by smacking myself in the eye with a tree branch - an impressive feat for a glasses wearer)
September 6, 2026 at 8:45 AM
(Also took physical damage on my run by smacking myself in the eye with a tree branch - an impressive feat for a glasses wearer)
"Oh, a podcast episode on power ballads? That sounds ideal to accompany my run and surely won't give me any psychic damage whatsoever!"
*Two minutes in*
"They did this on Glee. They did this one on Glee. Glee covered this one. I remember this from Glee."
*Two minutes in*
"They did this on Glee. They did this one on Glee. Glee covered this one. I remember this from Glee."
September 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
"Oh, a podcast episode on power ballads? That sounds ideal to accompany my run and surely won't give me any psychic damage whatsoever!"
*Two minutes in*
"They did this on Glee. They did this one on Glee. Glee covered this one. I remember this from Glee."
*Two minutes in*
"They did this on Glee. They did this one on Glee. Glee covered this one. I remember this from Glee."
Something's wrong with my football score app, it's showing Gillingham as *winning* 4-0. They're playing away so clearly the score has been reversed somehow.
September 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Something's wrong with my football score app, it's showing Gillingham as *winning* 4-0. They're playing away so clearly the score has been reversed somehow.
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Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
February 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
Boy howdy, this imperial chilli's even spicier than the romantasy book I just finished reading!
September 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Boy howdy, this imperial chilli's even spicier than the romantasy book I just finished reading!
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September 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I love cheese but boundaries must be drawn.
"You're not having cheese this early in the day, we're not French."
@jamesvt.bsky.social to Georgie just now.
@jamesvt.bsky.social to Georgie just now.
September 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I love cheese but boundaries must be drawn.
Where the FUCK is Carly Rae Jepsen?!?!?!?!?
September 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Where the FUCK is Carly Rae Jepsen?!?!?!?!?