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I don't think you can say "sale" in the headline here
September 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I don't think you can say "sale" in the headline here
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Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.
November 13, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.
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I should reach my ideal weight about 3 months after I'm dead.
September 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I should reach my ideal weight about 3 months after I'm dead.
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The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year
September 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The Cowboys convincing me they’d be better on defense this year
Man that sucks. I mostly really liked her too. There's absolutely no reason to support Chris Brown. None.
jasmine crockett honoring chris brown on stage at his show is truly one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever seen
September 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Man that sucks. I mostly really liked her too. There's absolutely no reason to support Chris Brown. None.
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Imagine if making babies required the woman to lay millions of eggs on the bed and the men just jerked off onto them while the woman stands there and claps excitedly
Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.
Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.
September 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Imagine if making babies required the woman to lay millions of eggs on the bed and the men just jerked off onto them while the woman stands there and claps excitedly
Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.
Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.
I sneezed so hard it fixed my contacts
September 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I sneezed so hard it fixed my contacts
@boostblue.bsky.social I've asked about this before, but can you make it so going "back" when you're in notifications sends you to the home page instead of closing the app? It's frustrating closing the app when I'm looking at something and I'm just trying to go back to the feed
September 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
@boostblue.bsky.social I've asked about this before, but can you make it so going "back" when you're in notifications sends you to the home page instead of closing the app? It's frustrating closing the app when I'm looking at something and I'm just trying to go back to the feed
I'm sort of excited for Kyler on the Vikings this year. Not as excited as I was with Darnold. But there's a chance Murray ends up being inside the top 15 QB's by the end of the season.
September 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I'm sort of excited for Kyler on the Vikings this year. Not as excited as I was with Darnold. But there's a chance Murray ends up being inside the top 15 QB's by the end of the season.
Can't wait for this NFL season to start and for Trump to immediately insert himself into it in the worst way possible.
September 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Can't wait for this NFL season to start and for Trump to immediately insert himself into it in the worst way possible.
Reporter: Do you have any updates on Mitch McConnell?
Mike Johnson: Not at this time but we do want to announce that our focus has shifted almost entirely to Cotton Eye Joe. At this point, it's uncertain where he came from, but before the midterms, we will figure out one thing: Where DID he go?
Mike Johnson: Not at this time but we do want to announce that our focus has shifted almost entirely to Cotton Eye Joe. At this point, it's uncertain where he came from, but before the midterms, we will figure out one thing: Where DID he go?
September 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Reporter: Do you have any updates on Mitch McConnell?
Mike Johnson: Not at this time but we do want to announce that our focus has shifted almost entirely to Cotton Eye Joe. At this point, it's uncertain where he came from, but before the midterms, we will figure out one thing: Where DID he go?
Mike Johnson: Not at this time but we do want to announce that our focus has shifted almost entirely to Cotton Eye Joe. At this point, it's uncertain where he came from, but before the midterms, we will figure out one thing: Where DID he go?
These guys could band together and denounce (or impeach) Trump as a team right now, say enough is enough, and absolutely curb stomp democrats in the midterms but they refuse to do it. So dems will keep running on "not Trump!" and mostly win without refining their message.
September 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
These guys could band together and denounce (or impeach) Trump as a team right now, say enough is enough, and absolutely curb stomp democrats in the midterms but they refuse to do it. So dems will keep running on "not Trump!" and mostly win without refining their message.
Fuck yes
‼️ Rap: Harrison Smith to sign a 1-year, $12.25M deal with the Vikings.
September 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Fuck yes
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We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
September 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
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Did you ascend from hell and hit every bitch branch on the way up?
September 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Did you ascend from hell and hit every bitch branch on the way up?
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first day as a zombie:
*shrugging apathetically* brains
*shrugging apathetically* brains
September 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
first day as a zombie:
*shrugging apathetically* brains
*shrugging apathetically* brains
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yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
September 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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therefore, send not to know
for whom the bell tolls,
you're so vain i'll bet you think it tolls for thee don't you don't you
for whom the bell tolls,
you're so vain i'll bet you think it tolls for thee don't you don't you
August 31, 2026 at 10:05 PM
therefore, send not to know
for whom the bell tolls,
you're so vain i'll bet you think it tolls for thee don't you don't you
for whom the bell tolls,
you're so vain i'll bet you think it tolls for thee don't you don't you
Will Levis has the exact big arm KO'C wants in his QB and is the perfect QB rehab candidate. Brosmer specializes in quick, short, accurate throws, and he struggled with that.
The Vikings are releasing QB Max Brosmer, who started two games last year and played in seven. He now heads to waivers.
August 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Will Levis has the exact big arm KO'C wants in his QB and is the perfect QB rehab candidate. Brosmer specializes in quick, short, accurate throws, and he struggled with that.
I would have never guessed this FTC gave a single shit about this right now.
The FTC, in concert with state attorneys general from New York, California and elsewhere, are expected to file a major lawsuit against Amazon alleging ad price fixing.
FTC, states plan lawsuit against Amazon over ad price fixing
August 31, 2026 - More than 20 state attorneys general are expected to join the lawsuit, including officials from New York, California and Florida.
thedesk.net
August 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I would have never guessed this FTC gave a single shit about this right now.
If it were up to me, I'd change the supreme court to have 4 liberals and 4 conservatives. Then, the president picks the 9th person from their own party. The 8 have their lifetime appointments, but the 9th gets swapped out when the president changes. This seems more fair.
Rep. James Clyburn says he supports expanding the Supreme Court: "13 is a pretty good number. A baker's dozen would be a good number to have on the Court."
August 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
If it were up to me, I'd change the supreme court to have 4 liberals and 4 conservatives. Then, the president picks the 9th person from their own party. The 8 have their lifetime appointments, but the 9th gets swapped out when the president changes. This seems more fair.
He can feel free to police these polls and leave polling locations alone, thank you
Trump: "THE FAKE POLLS USED BY OUR CROOKED MEDIA ARE OUT OF CONTROL, AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT IT. FCC TO THE RESCUE! President DJT"
August 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
He can feel free to police these polls and leave polling locations alone, thank you
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HUSBAND: she handwashes all of her bras in a big pot and then asks ‘who’s hungry for some titty soup?’
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
August 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
HUSBAND: she handwashes all of her bras in a big pot and then asks ‘who’s hungry for some titty soup?’
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
One of the many things I respect about Mina is she is, at any point in time, in the middle of about 30 fights she can't win, but she's out here swinging away anyway. And these dudes always fold [delete post] immediately after getting dunked on. It's great.
I did comment on this story on my show.
None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
August 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
One of the many things I respect about Mina is she is, at any point in time, in the middle of about 30 fights she can't win, but she's out here swinging away anyway. And these dudes always fold [delete post] immediately after getting dunked on. It's great.