Just Jay
@jayforstner.bsky.social
Husband, dad, created The Fake Ad, really proud of all that, but also, one day I fixed a microwave. If your post makes me laugh out loud, I’ll repost it. Otherwise, I’ll leave you alone.
Leaf of the Year 2026
October 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Leaf of the Year 2026
Laughed out loud at this last night and again this morning. Must repost. That’s the rule.
First person to go on a wild goose chase: I have no idea how to express the futility of this to others
October 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Laughed out loud at this last night and again this morning. Must repost. That’s the rule.
First post to make me laugh out loud in days. Must repost. Thats the rule.
October 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
First post to make me laugh out loud in days. Must repost. Thats the rule.
My favorite poem is this Facebook post.
October 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My favorite poem is this Facebook post.
I think I made history in my men’s league hockey game last night. First player ever to play an entire game with his reading glasses hanging from the collar of his undershirt (no, not on purpose). What a time to be alive! #30for30
October 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I think I made history in my men’s league hockey game last night. First player ever to play an entire game with his reading glasses hanging from the collar of his undershirt (no, not on purpose). What a time to be alive! #30for30
Someone I respect says it’s ok to repost without context so here goes. This made me laugh out loud. It was in response to a very funny story, but this got me.
You win. And I ran myself over with my own truck once.
October 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Someone I respect says it’s ok to repost without context so here goes. This made me laugh out loud. It was in response to a very funny story, but this got me.
This made me laugh out loud. In a hospital waiting room. Must repost.
boy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you
October 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This made me laugh out loud. In a hospital waiting room. Must repost.
I’m laughing out loud so I have to repost it, but how do you hit your head on a whiteboard? Like on the wall?
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
September 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’m laughing out loud so I have to repost it, but how do you hit your head on a whiteboard? Like on the wall?
Yup. This made me laugh out loud so I have to repost it. “Warm” grapefruit juice is brilliant.
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"
Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.
Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.
September 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Yup. This made me laugh out loud so I have to repost it. “Warm” grapefruit juice is brilliant.
Yeah, I have no idea what this is a reply to, but it made me laugh out loud, alone, in the basement, so I have to repost it. Those are the rules (I made up).
number 30 will blow your freaking dick clean off
September 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Yeah, I have no idea what this is a reply to, but it made me laugh out loud, alone, in the basement, so I have to repost it. Those are the rules (I made up).
Made me laugh out loud so I had to repost it. Also reminded me of the “paint my house” joke and that made me laugh out loud again.
MASSEUSE: for five dollars more I can give you a happy ending
ME: *sets down copy of old yeller* deal
ME: *sets down copy of old yeller* deal
September 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Made me laugh out loud so I had to repost it. Also reminded me of the “paint my house” joke and that made me laugh out loud again.
Detroit Tigers fans, you heard it here first: McGonsingle™️
August 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Detroit Tigers fans, you heard it here first: McGonsingle™️
Really clever two-post construction that I now realize you won’t see. Hmmm. Better just read everything Alexis posts. Made me laugh out loud so I must repost. Those are the rules (I made up).
well, time to go pick up my children from school!
August 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Really clever two-post construction that I now realize you won’t see. Hmmm. Better just read everything Alexis posts. Made me laugh out loud so I must repost. Those are the rules (I made up).
Yup, this got me twice. Must repost.
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
August 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Yup, this got me twice. Must repost.
Yeah I said I’d repost it if it made me laugh out loud. First one in a while. Icecream as one word clinched it.
[an hour into a movie date]
ME [whispering]: i smuggled in some icecream sandwiches for us
ME [whispering]: i smuggled in some icecream sandwiches for us
August 17, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Yeah I said I’d repost it if it made me laugh out loud. First one in a while. Icecream as one word clinched it.
“For most people there are only two places in the world. Where they live and their TV set.”
-From “White Noise” by Don DeLillo, 1985.
Worth remembering.
-From “White Noise” by Don DeLillo, 1985.
Worth remembering.
August 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
“For most people there are only two places in the world. Where they live and their TV set.”
-From “White Noise” by Don DeLillo, 1985.
Worth remembering.
-From “White Noise” by Don DeLillo, 1985.
Worth remembering.
Or what the hell the defrost setting is.
I don’t know why frozen food manufacturers think I know the wattage of any microwave I’ve ever used
August 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Or what the hell the defrost setting is.
Yup. Laughed out loud. Must repost.
Singing “Happy Birthday” to A Horse with No Name and watching the realization on everyone’s faces as we get closer to the end of of the song
August 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Yup. Laughed out loud. Must repost.
I said I’d repost everything that made me laugh out loud. I’ve laughed at this four times already. Some philosophical value to it too. Thank you. (Now it’s five.)
[being murdered]
me: why are you doing this
murderer: i'm a murderer
me: what if you weren't tho
murderer: (starts baking me) i'd be a baker
me: why are you doing this
murderer: i'm a murderer
me: what if you weren't tho
murderer: (starts baking me) i'd be a baker
July 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I said I’d repost everything that made me laugh out loud. I’ve laughed at this four times already. Some philosophical value to it too. Thank you. (Now it’s five.)
Yup, I laughed out loud at this. So, by rule, I have to repost it. Also, this is my life. I eat 90% of my calories after everyone goes to bed.
7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
10am: apple
12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt
3pm: banana
6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing)
8pm: frozen yogurt
830pm: 2 cookies
845pm: 4 cookies
850pm: 8 cookies
9pm: bag of Doritos
930pm: Big Mac and fries
July 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yup, I laughed out loud at this. So, by rule, I have to repost it. Also, this is my life. I eat 90% of my calories after everyone goes to bed.
This is the best so far this morning. It made me laugh out loud so I have to repost it.
Funeral is about to set a record for the most floral arrangements sent anonymously
July 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This is the best so far this morning. It made me laugh out loud so I have to repost it.
I have no why this made me laugh out loud, but it did so I have to repost it. Them’s the rules.
I love how we all have that food in our pantry we can’t bring ourselves to throw out but will never be like, “today’s your day to shine, 10-year-old can of white beans!”
July 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I have no why this made me laugh out loud, but it did so I have to repost it. Them’s the rules.
Yup. Made me laugh out loud. Twice. First one was involuntary. Second one was like, Yup, that’s pretty funny. Have to repost. You know the rules.
“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.”
- Jackson Potluck
- Jackson Potluck
July 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Yup. Made me laugh out loud. Twice. First one was involuntary. Second one was like, Yup, that’s pretty funny. Have to repost. You know the rules.
The United States men’s national soccer team lost to Belgium, 4-1 (pending appeal).
July 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The United States men’s national soccer team lost to Belgium, 4-1 (pending appeal).
Canada, U.S., and Mexico to the rest of the soccer teams:
July 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Canada, U.S., and Mexico to the rest of the soccer teams: