Jeff Czuba
@jeffczuba.bsky.social
Jack of many trades, master of none
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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I wonder if we could get the USA to pay for a wall?
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I wonder if we could get the USA to pay for a wall?
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first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
August 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-to-find-god-illiterate/
August 26, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-to-find-god-illiterate/
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
August 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang.
ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
ifloz.substack.com
August 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang.
ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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You gotta believe.
August 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
You gotta believe.
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I haven't stopped thinking about this @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social essay since I read it earlier this week. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/enshittifi...
Enshittification Relies on Broken Economic Math
Pay no attention to the externalities behind the curtain.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
July 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I haven't stopped thinking about this @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social essay since I read it earlier this week. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/enshittifi...
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1 August 1944 | The 82nd anniversary of the beginning of the Warsaw Uprising.
Today, we commemorate some 13,000 citizens of Warsaw who were deported by the Germans to Auschwitz during the uprising.
Learn about their fate from our #podcast: https://bit.ly/3TxXiX1
Today, we commemorate some 13,000 citizens of Warsaw who were deported by the Germans to Auschwitz during the uprising.
Learn about their fate from our #podcast: https://bit.ly/3TxXiX1
August 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
1 August 1944 | The 82nd anniversary of the beginning of the Warsaw Uprising.
Today, we commemorate some 13,000 citizens of Warsaw who were deported by the Germans to Auschwitz during the uprising.
Learn about their fate from our #podcast: https://bit.ly/3TxXiX1
Today, we commemorate some 13,000 citizens of Warsaw who were deported by the Germans to Auschwitz during the uprising.
Learn about their fate from our #podcast: https://bit.ly/3TxXiX1
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Two inevitable goals by Erling including that ridiculous off-foot redirect, call that Mr Haaland’s opus
June 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Two inevitable goals by Erling including that ridiculous off-foot redirect, call that Mr Haaland’s opus
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On the tube
May 21, 2026 at 9:07 AM
On the tube
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The good news is the planes can now be used for Halloween stores
SPIRIT IS CURRENTLY EXPECTED TO CEASE OPERATIONS AROUND 3 A.M. ET SATURDAY - WSJ
May 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The good news is the planes can now be used for Halloween stores
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You know who else built an underground bunker to hide in when things got bad?
April 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
You know who else built an underground bunker to hide in when things got bad?
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RAMMSTEIN VOICE:
🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵
🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵
Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality
April 20, 2026 at 11:35 AM
RAMMSTEIN VOICE:
🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵
🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵
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Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
April 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
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Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square
April 19, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square
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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
April 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS
April 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS
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Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.
April 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.
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We're sending three people and one Canadian to the moon
April 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
We're sending three people and one Canadian to the moon
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It's tight but he is just on
March 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It's tight but he is just on
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The Daft Punk reunion tour looks like absolute dogshit
March 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The Daft Punk reunion tour looks like absolute dogshit
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Wife just told me this one:
What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
March 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Wife just told me this one:
What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
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Trump is such an asshole he’s got the Irish guy defending the English guy
After Trump disses Starmer, Irish leader Micheál Martin jumps in to defend Starmer and encourages Trump to get along with him. Martin then pivots to defending Ukraine -- a country Trump also dissed earlier in the event.
March 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trump is such an asshole he’s got the Irish guy defending the English guy