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You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
July 25, 2026 at 4:10 AM
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Was going through old chats and found this incredible quote from a pizza guy who saved someone's life with CPR
April 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Was going through old chats and found this incredible quote from a pizza guy who saved someone's life with CPR
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I would like the next age to be the Age of Accountability
April 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I would like the next age to be the Age of Accountability
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Did it pay off did it, all your cheering for the english
March 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Did it pay off did it, all your cheering for the english
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Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.
March 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.
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Gogglebox is on E4
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Gogglebox is on E4
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
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But when is Nollaig na Men
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 AM
But when is Nollaig na Men
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
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It's mulling season. I'm only drinking Mulled liquids. Mulled wine, mulled cider.
I'll mull a Lilt. I don't care.
I'll mull a Lilt. I don't care.
December 2, 2024 at 2:52 PM
It's mulling season. I'm only drinking Mulled liquids. Mulled wine, mulled cider.
I'll mull a Lilt. I don't care.
I'll mull a Lilt. I don't care.
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Is there anything to be said for throwing on Troy Parrot
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Is there anything to be said for throwing on Troy Parrot
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My favourite Christmas film? Well, you might find this choice a bit unconventional, a bit "edgy". Because my favourite Christmas film is frequently considered to be an action movie rather than a sentimental seasonal yarn. You won't guess it, when when I tell you I believe you will agree that it is-
Let’s be honest with ourselves: we’re in the run-up to Christmas.
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My favourite Christmas film? Well, you might find this choice a bit unconventional, a bit "edgy". Because my favourite Christmas film is frequently considered to be an action movie rather than a sentimental seasonal yarn. You won't guess it, when when I tell you I believe you will agree that it is-
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The bees have discovered Brutalism
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The bees have discovered Brutalism
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rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
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Offering my hand in marriage to Jordie Barrett
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Offering my hand in marriage to Jordie Barrett
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My new favourite rugby reaction GIF
May 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My new favourite rugby reaction GIF
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
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Gay Spar is now Pirate Spar
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gay Spar is now Pirate Spar