Jethro
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Jethro
@jgulner.bsky.social
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I love environmental storytelling
September 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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I posit a concentration of wealth and power beyond which you're so divorced from reality that rational decision making becomes impossible. Call it the Caligula Threshold. Anyway my read is that Ellison is way over the Caligula Threshold and Bari Weiss is the horse he has chosen to command his army.
yeah, CBS would be much more valuable to oligarchs if you imposed the censorship carefully and gradually so the stars didn’t quit and as few viewers as possible noticed. as opposed to loudly running out all the top talent and replacing them with Ross fuckin Douthat
a lot of people think that faillison hired bari weiss to deliberately destroy CBS news and i think all of you need to consider the possibility that he hired her because he genuinely thought she would be successful.
September 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
September 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.
September 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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"How was the Festival?"

"Nobody came!"
My Town's Ocktoberfest is fun but also kinda unfortunately named ummmmm
September 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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wtf kind of pets they got in there
September 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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September 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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I emitted an actual LOL and then had to explain the joke to my 6yo
September 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Make a band edible:

Saltlica
Make a band edible:

The Mountain Oats
MAKE A BAND EDIBLE:

NINE INCH QUAILS
September 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
TIL: Locks of Love IS good edition youtube.com/shorts/jswfP...
People are saying wild stuff about Locks of Love so I investigated. #debunking #isitascam
YouTube video by Alex Falcone
youtube.com
September 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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the illegal forward pass rules are so generous that seeing one actually happen is so comically wrong and hilarious and it's a shame we didn't get there just now
September 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Extremely funny stat
Josh McDaniels breaks the NFL record with a flea flicker called in 57 straight games!
September 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Honestly, as far as I can tell, it's mostly more reporting.

COVID got everybody's attention. "Oh disease outbreaks are a thing. And they screw up all your plans."

Then we had Cyclospora- which to be clear is a HUGE & messy outbreak.

And now newsrooms know outbreak reporting gets clicks.
In seriousness, are we in a crisis year for food safety or is it just better reporting? This feels maddening
Not the tofu!
Yes, tofu too.
August 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
September 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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He was asked for comment
September 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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oh hey friends what's your favorite deduction-focused videogame that might appeal to someone who loved Return of the Obra Dinn
September 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Thank you, Seth Moulton, for running in a state-wide election, finally giving me the chance to vote against you.
That's it! Moulton is officially a loser, Markey projected to win!!
September 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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total transgender cultural victory
September 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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it's because she hates you but she loves your money
The reason JKR is suddenly saying more and more “moderate” seeming things is not because her views are “moderate”, you daft shits. It’s because she is registering that her extremely overtly transphobic points are now making her very unpopular.
August 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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[deep blue something voice]
🎵and i said what about🎶
August 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
August 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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A fun Tim Curry memory. Well really it’s about my dad.

Growing up on Long Island, midnight screenings of Rocky Horror were a big part of my teenaged social life. I still know all the words to the songs, BTW.

And then one Friday night, my dad said some fateful words to me…

🧵
August 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Make a band bigger:

The Curaga
Make a band bigger:

They Might Be Titans
August 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM