Doccer (dissociation football)
@joedobner.bsky.social
floats like an anchor, stings like a moth. he/him with occasional hee/haw
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Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm
September 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm
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nobody meep. roadrun the jewels.
August 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
nobody meep. roadrun the jewels.
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Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x
August 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x
They should get to go to heaven for a few years before faceless angels grab them and cast them down.
August 25, 2026 at 12:16 AM
They should get to go to heaven for a few years before faceless angels grab them and cast them down.
He lost me. I wasn't registered at my new address so I dipped and drove three hours to my old polling place to vote for Bob Fucking Dole.
What put me over was him launching an invasion of Haiti a few months later because Walmat needed cheap Tshirts.
What put me over was him launching an invasion of Haiti a few months later because Walmat needed cheap Tshirts.
Clinton didn't lose any voters over Rwanda and Burundi where the death toll was much higher and the manner of killing was more brutal even if an intervention could have stopped it. It's good to be for peace, but voters care more about what's in it for them, not misdeeds done by foreigners far away.
August 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
He lost me. I wasn't registered at my new address so I dipped and drove three hours to my old polling place to vote for Bob Fucking Dole.
What put me over was him launching an invasion of Haiti a few months later because Walmat needed cheap Tshirts.
What put me over was him launching an invasion of Haiti a few months later because Walmat needed cheap Tshirts.
I think it was just an excuse to film this dope as hell scene that had been building for the entire series
August 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I think it was just an excuse to film this dope as hell scene that had been building for the entire series
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
July 30, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Palps gets frustrated over small portion sizes and when he gets back to the US he's like UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS!
The best TV show would be a travel show where Dr. Peter Weller and his friend Emperor Palpatine go to Italy.
July 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Palps gets frustrated over small portion sizes and when he gets back to the US he's like UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS!
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America is a country that thinks Vietnam went down like that because hippies gave Real Man Warfighters low T with incessant whining about peace & love and each subsequent military disaster sprouts directly from that belief
July 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
America is a country that thinks Vietnam went down like that because hippies gave Real Man Warfighters low T with incessant whining about peace & love and each subsequent military disaster sprouts directly from that belief
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Someone needs to lock Matt Damon in his fucking house. You know how much money we've spent bringing his ass back home???
July 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Someone needs to lock Matt Damon in his fucking house. You know how much money we've spent bringing his ass back home???
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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1. Military dude takes chemicals to suppress his own Testosterone.
2. Goes to doctor, gets prescription for HRT.
3. Gets his unnecessary, free, high quality Testosterone on gov insurance
4. Sells it to "that one dude from San Diego"
Now people will drive to military bases to get their discount T
2. Goes to doctor, gets prescription for HRT.
3. Gets his unnecessary, free, high quality Testosterone on gov insurance
4. Sells it to "that one dude from San Diego"
Now people will drive to military bases to get their discount T
July 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
1. Military dude takes chemicals to suppress his own Testosterone.
2. Goes to doctor, gets prescription for HRT.
3. Gets his unnecessary, free, high quality Testosterone on gov insurance
4. Sells it to "that one dude from San Diego"
Now people will drive to military bases to get their discount T
2. Goes to doctor, gets prescription for HRT.
3. Gets his unnecessary, free, high quality Testosterone on gov insurance
4. Sells it to "that one dude from San Diego"
Now people will drive to military bases to get their discount T
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
"Mouse and Bear Try Cocaine" would be a banger of a kids' book.
The results suggest that cocaine, a popular drug used by an estimated 25 million people around the world, may rewire the genomes inside cells of the brain’s reward system, called dopaminergic neurons. www.404media.co/mice-cocaine...
Scientists Gave Mice Cocaine. This Is What It Did to Their Brains
Researchers found that a single dose left persistent changes to the genomes of neurons, a discovery that could have implications for treating addiction.
www.404media.co
July 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
"Mouse and Bear Try Cocaine" would be a banger of a kids' book.
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With apologies to Stephen Jay Gould
I am, somehow, less interested in the light weight and absent convolutions of David Brooks’ brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent comprise the editorial boards of every major American news media outlet.
I am, somehow, less interested in the light weight and absent convolutions of David Brooks’ brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent comprise the editorial boards of every major American news media outlet.
July 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
With apologies to Stephen Jay Gould
I am, somehow, less interested in the light weight and absent convolutions of David Brooks’ brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent comprise the editorial boards of every major American news media outlet.
I am, somehow, less interested in the light weight and absent convolutions of David Brooks’ brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent comprise the editorial boards of every major American news media outlet.
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Hey, t-shirt, leave those kids alone!
July 8, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Hey, t-shirt, leave those kids alone!
White Jesus is now Jetskisus
jesus was a real guy and he loved jetskis and buying jetskis. just like i do. just like my bitch wife wants to divorce me for
i defer to the historians but afaik the overwhelming consensus is that jesus was a real person but that what you can say of him is fairly limited
July 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
White Jesus is now Jetskisus
Birds aren't real.
They are integer.
(Except waterfowl, which are float)
They are integer.
(Except waterfowl, which are float)
June 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Birds aren't real.
They are integer.
(Except waterfowl, which are float)
They are integer.
(Except waterfowl, which are float)
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I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish
June 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish
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found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
May 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
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like many others, I wanted to point to WEB DuBois's AMAZING graphics
www.jasonforrestftw.com/projects/201...
www.jasonforrestftw.com/projects/201...
The Data Visualizations of W.E.B. Du Bois — Jason Forrest
One of the most powerful examples of data visualization was made 118 years ago by an all-black team led by W.E.B. Du Bois only 37 years after the end of Slavery in the United States. This 6-part ...
www.jasonforrestftw.com
June 17, 2026 at 12:20 PM
like many others, I wanted to point to WEB DuBois's AMAZING graphics
www.jasonforrestftw.com/projects/201...
www.jasonforrestftw.com/projects/201...
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Zero (0) of Epstein's victims had the ability to self-fund litigation against Epstein or anyone like him. The only way they had any chance is through contingency fee representation.
Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.
Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.
Not the main point, but this is a real window into the elite law bias against contingency fees, which is the only way most non-rich people can get lawyers in civil matters. Particularly galling from Ruemmler, who decided the best thing to do after serving in the White House was to sell out
June 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Zero (0) of Epstein's victims had the ability to self-fund litigation against Epstein or anyone like him. The only way they had any chance is through contingency fee representation.
Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.
Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.