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"No, Liz, it's not Evan Almighty. It's Ethan Almighty, a movie about a rescue dog. Kelsey Grammer plays the Governor of Kentucky. I'm the voice of the dog."
June 11, 2026 at 12:57 PM
"No, Liz, it's not Evan Almighty. It's Ethan Almighty, a movie about a rescue dog. Kelsey Grammer plays the Governor of Kentucky. I'm the voice of the dog."
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Kenny Harris~Artist
April 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Kenny Harris~Artist
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ME: Hi, I'm back.
DR. ROBBY: This is Mike. He's in every week with a new penis injury.
ME: No, just a stomach ache today. I think I ate some bad shrimp.
RESIDENT: There's blood pouring down his pant leg.
ME: That's not my penis. I have an open Ziploc bag of blood in my pocket.
DR. ROBBY: Pants him.
DR. ROBBY: This is Mike. He's in every week with a new penis injury.
ME: No, just a stomach ache today. I think I ate some bad shrimp.
RESIDENT: There's blood pouring down his pant leg.
ME: That's not my penis. I have an open Ziploc bag of blood in my pocket.
DR. ROBBY: Pants him.
March 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
ME: Hi, I'm back.
DR. ROBBY: This is Mike. He's in every week with a new penis injury.
ME: No, just a stomach ache today. I think I ate some bad shrimp.
RESIDENT: There's blood pouring down his pant leg.
ME: That's not my penis. I have an open Ziploc bag of blood in my pocket.
DR. ROBBY: Pants him.
DR. ROBBY: This is Mike. He's in every week with a new penis injury.
ME: No, just a stomach ache today. I think I ate some bad shrimp.
RESIDENT: There's blood pouring down his pant leg.
ME: That's not my penis. I have an open Ziploc bag of blood in my pocket.
DR. ROBBY: Pants him.
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1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health
March 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health
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If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
Target’s new CEO wants to re-establish the company’s “Tarzhay” reputation after a brutal few years.
Target’s new CEO unveils his turnaround plan | CNN Business
Target’s new CEO wants to re-establish the company’s “Tarzhay” reputation after a brutal few years.
www.cnn.com
March 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
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the year of the horse approaches
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
the year of the horse approaches
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My four favorites from January 2025. Let me know which one of these you like the best.
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*All SOLD
December 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My four favorites from January 2025. Let me know which one of these you like the best.
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*All SOLD
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*All SOLD
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
How amazing is it how much joy can be stolen by worry
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How amazing is it how much joy can be stolen by worry
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I can’t believe this is real
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can’t believe this is real
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight https://theonion.com/tlc-sues-1000-lb-sisters-for-losing-weight/
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
TLC Sues ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ For Losing Weight https://theonion.com/tlc-sues-1000-lb-sisters-for-losing-weight/
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
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Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/
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Want to feel old? There’s not a single dog alive today that remembers 9/11
October 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Want to feel old? There’s not a single dog alive today that remembers 9/11
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Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
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he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
October 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
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Your t-shirts on the floor yeah we’re undressing in my house again
October 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Your t-shirts on the floor yeah we’re undressing in my house again