karma
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if by horny you mean wearing deer antlers whilst sacrificing you to the old gods, then yes baby, i’m horny
September 19, 2023 at 3:39 PM
if by horny you mean wearing deer antlers whilst sacrificing you to the old gods, then yes baby, i’m horny
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Dance like you forgot your meds again this morning and this bus is full of reptilian shapeshifters.
August 30, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Dance like you forgot your meds again this morning and this bus is full of reptilian shapeshifters.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come over here
I'm gonna smack you
Violets are blue
Come over here
I'm gonna smack you
August 31, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come over here
I'm gonna smack you
Violets are blue
Come over here
I'm gonna smack you
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(zoom meeting for work)
me: this screen looks like the hollywood squares on crack
coworker: g…your mic is open
me: this screen looks like the hollywood squares on crack
coworker: g…your mic is open
August 28, 2023 at 2:36 PM
(zoom meeting for work)
me: this screen looks like the hollywood squares on crack
coworker: g…your mic is open
me: this screen looks like the hollywood squares on crack
coworker: g…your mic is open
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Farmers who aren’t pro tractors, what’s your angle?
August 28, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Farmers who aren’t pro tractors, what’s your angle?
eating butter from the tub again, in case you want to have your finger on the pulse of mental health
August 16, 2023 at 11:32 PM
eating butter from the tub again, in case you want to have your finger on the pulse of mental health
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You’re in her DMs, I’m fusing my oily, spiky membrane to her cells and releasing RNA to hijack them to produce copies of myself.
August 3, 2023 at 7:59 PM
You’re in her DMs, I’m fusing my oily, spiky membrane to her cells and releasing RNA to hijack them to produce copies of myself.
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too old to be a sugar baby, too young for Medicare
August 13, 2023 at 10:32 PM
too old to be a sugar baby, too young for Medicare
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They locked the cockpit but the real enemy is right up there by the door, ordering duck l’orange
August 13, 2023 at 11:11 PM
They locked the cockpit but the real enemy is right up there by the door, ordering duck l’orange
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For reals though can we talk about ideal phone size because this ain’t it
August 13, 2023 at 8:06 PM
For reals though can we talk about ideal phone size because this ain’t it
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calling blueberries “bloobs” just to feel something besides meh
August 13, 2023 at 8:17 PM
calling blueberries “bloobs” just to feel something besides meh
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It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby
August 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby
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Opening a religious cheese shop called Jesus Take The Wheel 
August 11, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Opening a religious cheese shop called Jesus Take The Wheel 
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summer fun hack: you can turn a body bag into a nifty hammock
August 13, 2023 at 5:30 PM
summer fun hack: you can turn a body bag into a nifty hammock
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People get so mad when you try not to get Covid 
August 13, 2023 at 8:29 PM
People get so mad when you try not to get Covid 
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One cameltoe to rule them all.
August 13, 2023 at 4:52 PM
One cameltoe to rule them all.
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When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.
August 13, 2023 at 5:08 PM
When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.
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I think murder may be the clowns' method of reproduction.
August 13, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I think murder may be the clowns' method of reproduction.
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Imagine a clown NOT murdering someone.
August 13, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Imagine a clown NOT murdering someone.
i’ve danced three times with my dog in the kitchen today so no, i don’t need anyone or anything else
August 13, 2023 at 8:55 PM
i’ve danced three times with my dog in the kitchen today so no, i don’t need anyone or anything else
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In my experience, 90% of the "good parts" of office culture can be made up by meeting in person with your team for a week every 3 months and is absurdly cheaper for companies than renting massive office spaces for their entire workforces year-round.
Remote work allows people to have lives.
Remote work allows people to have lives.
The Elite's War on Remote Work Has Nothing to Do with Productivity
The elite are trying to whip everyone back to the office to avoid a commercial real estate crash.
www.okdoomer.io
August 13, 2023 at 6:14 PM
In my experience, 90% of the "good parts" of office culture can be made up by meeting in person with your team for a week every 3 months and is absurdly cheaper for companies than renting massive office spaces for their entire workforces year-round.
Remote work allows people to have lives.
Remote work allows people to have lives.