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I think the general consensus of people around the world is that Americans can get fooled by a con man once, but to return him to power a 2nd time after having seen his corruption, incompetence, ignorance, & buffoonery, the problem isn’t just Trump it’s the American people.
August 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I think the general consensus of people around the world is that Americans can get fooled by a con man once, but to return him to power a 2nd time after having seen his corruption, incompetence, ignorance, & buffoonery, the problem isn’t just Trump it’s the American people.
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I'll never steal your pen.
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen.
Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
August 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I'll never steal your pen.
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I wrote about the costumes (and the image of the Magazine Woman) in The Devil Wears Prada 2 for @nplusonemag.com 💅
Marked Down | Nicole Lipman
This might just be the most cynical—and thus true-to-life—entry in the Woman With a Magazine Job canon.
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May 23, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I wrote about the costumes (and the image of the Magazine Woman) in The Devil Wears Prada 2 for @nplusonemag.com 💅
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Seems like that mentalist guy should have been more useful than he was at the WHCD.
April 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Seems like that mentalist guy should have been more useful than he was at the WHCD.
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jorge sedano: what are you looking forward to most about the all-star break?
wemby: ...i might go to bed an hour later
wemby: ...i might go to bed an hour later
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
jorge sedano: what are you looking forward to most about the all-star break?
wemby: ...i might go to bed an hour later
wemby: ...i might go to bed an hour later
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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Can you accept - even w/o agreeing with all our positions - that Black people know profound truths about this country that are not on Schoolhouse Rock?
Now that the tactics they’ve used in our communities are becoming national policy, are you ready to concede that you need our “expertise” as well?
Now that the tactics they’ve used in our communities are becoming national policy, are you ready to concede that you need our “expertise” as well?
I’m glad to see Bill say this. But when after a century of just the type of abuse we saw today - relentless and cruel, ensnaring our children and intimidating our communities - young Black people said in frustration, anger, and demand for change “defund the police” - so many of you denounced them.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Can you accept - even w/o agreeing with all our positions - that Black people know profound truths about this country that are not on Schoolhouse Rock?
Now that the tactics they’ve used in our communities are becoming national policy, are you ready to concede that you need our “expertise” as well?
Now that the tactics they’ve used in our communities are becoming national policy, are you ready to concede that you need our “expertise” as well?
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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This is what I've been saying for MONTHS!
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is what I've been saying for MONTHS!
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hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
October 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
August 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
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My parents took 5 photos of me from 1969 to 1990 but I have 67 photos of my cat from this morning.
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My parents took 5 photos of me from 1969 to 1990 but I have 67 photos of my cat from this morning.
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I'm designing a new version of the classic board game monopoly in which the guy who acquires all of the properties gets the shit kicked out of him by the other players
March 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm designing a new version of the classic board game monopoly in which the guy who acquires all of the properties gets the shit kicked out of him by the other players
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This is a great journal and everyone should subscribe to it.
Where “critical race theory” was recently the cudgel set to smash any left-liberal gains, now it is Palestine. www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/pol...
Parallel Processes | Hannah Zeavin
As Sheehi recently argued, “It will be the university that enacts the violence of fascism. The fascist just sends off a letter.” To this story we can add the psychoanalyst, who also seems all too will...
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April 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is a great journal and everyone should subscribe to it.
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My genius plan is to call the guy with the full transcript of my crimes a liar and see what happens
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My genius plan is to call the guy with the full transcript of my crimes a liar and see what happens
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Oh buddy
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh buddy
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So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
January 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
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"[F]or Netflix, a movie is an accounting trick — a tranche of pixels that allows the company to release increasingly fantastical statements about its viewership" www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess... via @nplusonemag.com
Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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December 23, 2024 at 10:50 AM
"[F]or Netflix, a movie is an accounting trick — a tranche of pixels that allows the company to release increasingly fantastical statements about its viewership" www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess... via @nplusonemag.com