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Kramski
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full-fledged human person
bin 60/40 bei Merz tritt zurück vs Merz lindnert die CDU in den Abgrund
September 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Dieses juhu der Wirtschaft geht es wieder gut und dann liegt es daran, dass jetzt alle Waffen herstellen ah ja bekanntlich ein gutes Zeichen
September 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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"a computer can never be held accountable, therefore it would work out great for us if a computer made all our management decisions"
September 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
September 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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August 24, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Streite mich seit einer Woche mit einer Agentur, weil sie mir ständig Arbeit schicken, auf die ich keinen Bock habe. Dann sag ich nö kb, und sie sagen, aber du bist die einzigeee, die das machen kann, bitte mach das, dann sag ich dann muss ich meine Preise erhöhen dann sagen sie nein das geht nicht
August 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Denkt ihr, es reicht Friedrich Merz in seiner zwanghaften Konkurrenzsucht mit Angela Merkel, dass sich das eine Jahr seiner Kanzlerschaft *anfühlt* wie sechzehn?
August 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Hat jemand schon eine Webseite Ist-Merz-noch-Kanzler gemacht?
August 25, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
August 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Glaub Fritze Merz macht die Art von Urlaub, die du machst, wenn du weißt, dass du ja eh nicht mehr lange in dem Job hast
August 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
August 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
August 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way
August 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Warum ist die CDU eigentlich so versessen darauf, diese klimawandelleugnerische Sprache zu benutzen (immer penetrant "Wetter" einstreuen usw). Die Leute, die das beschwichtigt, sind doch der absolute Fringe?
August 7, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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Chuckling wisely at the people at my intervention: "Have you considered how you'd ever organize THIS without cocaine?"
August 5, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I have never used ChatGPT in my life and I am getting through my workday just fine thank you very muchhh
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
August 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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Bitte denkt bei den Temperaturen daran, eine Schale pünktliche Überweisungen für eure Freelancer rauszustellen.
June 27, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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My concept for the future €100 banknote 🇪🇺
July 24, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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Save the date! The German association of audiovisual translators is organizing an event in Berlin on September 30th for the International Translation Day on game localization. You'll be able to play some games and talk to the people that translated them. ☺️
🚨Save the Date für das diesjährige AVÜ-Event am Internationalen Tag des Übersetzens!
"Wort - Spiele" - 30.09., 19:00, S4G School for Games, Berlin.

Videospielübersetzer*innen des AVÜ berichten über ihre Arbeit: Wie werden Games übersetzt? Zockt man dabei auch? Was muss man dafür alles können? 1/4
July 22, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
July 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Für alle, die jetzt sagen "aber diese Hitzetoten, das sind doch nur Leute, die ohnehin gestorben wären", habe ich eine ganz bittere Nachricht: Alle Menschen sind Leute, die ohnehin gestorben wären, immer.
July 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"Bei der Hitze hilft Schwimmen gehen" - Markus Söder
July 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Interviewer: I see you’re proficient in Microsoft Word.

Me: Yes.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your work history?

Me: Certainly. I pressed the enter key several times.

Interviewer (aside): damn he’s good
July 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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This is going to sound ridiculous but I think people should be able to work without constantly being terrified of being fired
July 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM