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I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious

that's the most important thing
pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
August 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
August 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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What's your sign?
August 18, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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July 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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don’t ask me why, but this actually makes sense
July 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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America’s real state fair starts August 27th. Plan accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter.
June 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale

Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole
I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo
June 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
June 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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April 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha.

Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls

flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭
April 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Office365 in spaceship

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship
April 2, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever
March 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
March 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…
March 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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this needs to happen if for no other reason than to give us one video of Flav and the team in Vegas that perfectly and beautifully counters the video of Kash Patel partying with the men's team.
Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
February 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'd get the "Simon for Governor" yard sign up as soon as I could. (Mostly for vanity reasons, but also he'd be a solid candidate.)
Draft Steve Simon for Governor. Klob would've given the Trump Administration what they want already. Real heads know Simon is the dude
Secretary of State Steve Simon’s statement on the outrageous request from the US Attorney General www.sos.mn.gov/about-the-of...
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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White nationalists like Miller or Vance clearly think most white Americans are white nationalists at heart. That we we'll wake up one day and realize multiculturalism is taking something away from us.

They are wildly mistaken.

Minnesota's open door IS my cherished culture, and I'll fight for it.
January 19, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM