Like I get why you have to scan in at every door in my office because of that one time someone came in with a knife but it's real inconvenient when I am busting to pee and have to scan through 5 doors and wait for them to automatically open
September 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Like I get why you have to scan in at every door in my office because of that one time someone came in with a knife but it's real inconvenient when I am busting to pee and have to scan through 5 doors and wait for them to automatically open
I want to be sewing but we have people staying in my office so I can't and so I just feel restless
September 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I want to be sewing but we have people staying in my office so I can't and so I just feel restless
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Melbourne! Do you love kinky queer smut as much as you love mossy green forests? Do you want to attend a church invented by a tired, middle aged artwitch, sexworker and weirdo? Come to Dirt Church! www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...
September 8, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Melbourne! Do you love kinky queer smut as much as you love mossy green forests? Do you want to attend a church invented by a tired, middle aged artwitch, sexworker and weirdo? Come to Dirt Church! www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...
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sorry I over cleaned the link here. this is the story. may the chimpanzee eat well this day
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/mma/n...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/mma/n...
September 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
sorry I over cleaned the link here. this is the story. may the chimpanzee eat well this day
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/mma/n...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/mma/n...
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people in general have lost the concept of "fightin' words". calling a flight attendant the N word during the flight is "fightin words", because you said them and now we're fighting
September 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
people in general have lost the concept of "fightin' words". calling a flight attendant the N word during the flight is "fightin words", because you said them and now we're fighting
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people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now
September 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
people having to remember how to do their own jobs are in shambles right now
I screwed up at work and got told off and didn't even cry about it (only got told off in text and not in person or on a call because I would have absolutely cried)
September 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I screwed up at work and got told off and didn't even cry about it (only got told off in text and not in person or on a call because I would have absolutely cried)
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The My Way Killings, American-style
My boyfriend witnessed someone get rather dramatically kicked out of a bar last night for going up to the person singing a Dolly song, telling him he was doing it wrong, and confiscating the mic to do it badly herself
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
August 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The My Way Killings, American-style
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Tough waking up to the Dolly Parton news. Truly an icon, both on and off the stage. So many artists implicitly ask you to put aside unpleasant aspects of who they are in order to appreciate their work, but everything I ever learned about Dolly made me love her music more.
August 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Tough waking up to the Dolly Parton news. Truly an icon, both on and off the stage. So many artists implicitly ask you to put aside unpleasant aspects of who they are in order to appreciate their work, but everything I ever learned about Dolly made me love her music more.
Actually finished the pants I have been working on for weeks and I really love them. They feel insanely luxurious and fit pretty well.
August 18, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Actually finished the pants I have been working on for weeks and I really love them. They feel insanely luxurious and fit pretty well.
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Any other millennial parents out there confused about how to approach a certain wizard you once loved with your kids, like me????? I made a handy guide! #harrypotter
August 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Any other millennial parents out there confused about how to approach a certain wizard you once loved with your kids, like me????? I made a handy guide! #harrypotter
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crushed to learn Nicholas Hoult exploded on the set of SUPERMAN and died and is now dead.
deadline.com/2026/08/nich...
deadline.com/2026/08/nich...
Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
deadline.com
August 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
crushed to learn Nicholas Hoult exploded on the set of SUPERMAN and died and is now dead.
deadline.com/2026/08/nich...
deadline.com/2026/08/nich...
I threw up at Northland. AMA
August 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I threw up at Northland. AMA
My favourite Pilates instructor isn't on tonight and it's another one who is good but just never shuts up and he taught last night and I don't think I can handle 2 days in a row with him
August 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
My favourite Pilates instructor isn't on tonight and it's another one who is good but just never shuts up and he taught last night and I don't think I can handle 2 days in a row with him
2 months until we go to NZ and I haven't booked any accommodation.
August 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
2 months until we go to NZ and I haven't booked any accommodation.
No cheating post your lock screen
August 4, 2026 at 9:26 AM
No cheating post your lock screen
The very Gen Z doctor I saw today was reading through my file as we waited for my chicken pox vax to be mixed and said "omg this note is so cute, so nice and patient, bulk bill whenever possible. Ok slay." So yes, I am actually the best patient at the clinic.
July 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The very Gen Z doctor I saw today was reading through my file as we waited for my chicken pox vax to be mixed and said "omg this note is so cute, so nice and patient, bulk bill whenever possible. Ok slay." So yes, I am actually the best patient at the clinic.
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I’ve been approaching the last 60 days or so with a real “can do” attitude that is frankly not appreciated by my current or future self.
July 30, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I’ve been approaching the last 60 days or so with a real “can do” attitude that is frankly not appreciated by my current or future self.
Walked into the toilets at work and or smelled like Calvin Klein Euphoria and it was immediately 2010 again
July 30, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Walked into the toilets at work and or smelled like Calvin Klein Euphoria and it was immediately 2010 again
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I hope this flops so completely
(johnny depp is an abuser)
(also it's unnecessary, we know his backstory)
(johnny depp is an abuser)
(also it's unnecessary, we know his backstory)
First poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released.
Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge.
#Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp
Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge.
#Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp
July 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I hope this flops so completely
(johnny depp is an abuser)
(also it's unnecessary, we know his backstory)
(johnny depp is an abuser)
(also it's unnecessary, we know his backstory)
New years bb
y’all ever do the math and figure out what kinda sex you were. i was anniversary sex
July 23, 2026 at 3:41 AM
New years bb