LMThoughts
@lmthoughts.bsky.social
Thoughts from me. Mostly political.
September 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
There is a worse method of #flag desecration than burning it. #Trump published a graphic of all the countries of North America with the #American flag. It runs antithetical to the anti-colonial sentiments of our forefathers. The flag shouldn't be used to represent #oppression of an entire continent.
September 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
There is a worse method of #flag desecration than burning it. #Trump published a graphic of all the countries of North America with the #American flag. It runs antithetical to the anti-colonial sentiments of our forefathers. The flag shouldn't be used to represent #oppression of an entire continent.
Horrible #Superpower: You can read minds, but only a random person's mind in a room of more than 10 people... who the heck is saying that our bald teacher looks like Mr. Clean???
September 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Horrible #Superpower: You can read minds, but only a random person's mind in a room of more than 10 people... who the heck is saying that our bald teacher looks like Mr. Clean???
#Trump saying the #USA is repressive too because he wanted to one-up #China in REPRESSION is insane. He immediately backtracked, but even if he didn't mean it: this flub indicates that the man doesn't #think before he speaks and he treats the First Amendment like it was written on a Magnadoodle.
September 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Dear #Israel: If you can somehow make both North AND South #Korea agree that you're in the wrong, you are probably in the wrong. They both wanted to have the Palestinian leader speak at the #UN. You somehow make totalitarian "demigod" Kim Jong Un look rational in an #argument.
September 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
#Trump is so dumb that if he ever got mad at #Brazil, he'd threaten to rename South America by crossing out its name and writing "South America." Because he really likes putting "America" on everything, even if it means that nothing changes... besides him angering the whole planet.
September 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
#Texas has a new state curriculum where kids learn about #Israel and read Anne Frank's diary. Did anyone tell them that the diary includes her #gay thoughts about female intimacy? The #Republican Party whines to get gay books out of #school to stop "grooming," but it seems they are Israeli stooges.
September 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
#Texas has a new state curriculum where kids learn about #Israel and read Anne Frank's diary. Did anyone tell them that the diary includes her #gay thoughts about female intimacy? The #Republican Party whines to get gay books out of #school to stop "grooming," but it seems they are Israeli stooges.
No #Joke (but #funny):
I went to a laundromat that had a #MAGA flag and the sign: "no cussing."
Ironic, considering that #Trump himself said," Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!"
The president can't be quoted in a place that publicly supports him.
I went to a laundromat that had a #MAGA flag and the sign: "no cussing."
Ironic, considering that #Trump himself said," Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!"
The president can't be quoted in a place that publicly supports him.
September 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If you think #Israel shouldn't be sanctioned because it's "God's promised land":
#God sanctioned them first by allowing their enemies to conquer their land because they were constantly breaking their #covenant with Him.
And killing civilians - including Christians - isn't godly.
#God sanctioned them first by allowing their enemies to conquer their land because they were constantly breaking their #covenant with Him.
And killing civilians - including Christians - isn't godly.
September 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
How to Evade #Conscription:
Say that you are glad to have been constipated (instead of conscripted) for the #war. "I've wanted to be constipated my whole life. Now I get to fight for sh*tty reasons and be treated like crap by the #VA when I come back!"
Say that you are glad to have been constipated (instead of conscripted) for the #war. "I've wanted to be constipated my whole life. Now I get to fight for sh*tty reasons and be treated like crap by the #VA when I come back!"
September 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
How to Evade #Conscription:
Say that you are glad to have been constipated (instead of conscripted) for the #war. "I've wanted to be constipated my whole life. Now I get to fight for sh*tty reasons and be treated like crap by the #VA when I come back!"
Say that you are glad to have been constipated (instead of conscripted) for the #war. "I've wanted to be constipated my whole life. Now I get to fight for sh*tty reasons and be treated like crap by the #VA when I come back!"
How to Evade #Conscription:
Write a strongly-worded letter suggesting that all #troops should be naked at all times, to ensure they are men or women in an efficient manner. It would save millions in uniform and cleaning expenses. Would also show off the soldiers' six-packs!
Write a strongly-worded letter suggesting that all #troops should be naked at all times, to ensure they are men or women in an efficient manner. It would save millions in uniform and cleaning expenses. Would also show off the soldiers' six-packs!
September 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
How to Evade #Conscription:
Write a strongly-worded letter suggesting that all #troops should be naked at all times, to ensure they are men or women in an efficient manner. It would save millions in uniform and cleaning expenses. Would also show off the soldiers' six-packs!
Write a strongly-worded letter suggesting that all #troops should be naked at all times, to ensure they are men or women in an efficient manner. It would save millions in uniform and cleaning expenses. Would also show off the soldiers' six-packs!
Conservatives rejected Hasan Piker's political packages, but they sure didn't reject his... *personal package* at the GOP conference. 😆
They literally put suggestive photos of him on the Megatron.
They literally put suggestive photos of him on the Megatron.
September 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Conservatives rejected Hasan Piker's political packages, but they sure didn't reject his... *personal package* at the GOP conference. 😆
They literally put suggestive photos of him on the Megatron.
They literally put suggestive photos of him on the Megatron.
September 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
My main #complaint against people with another #religion is that my mind sometimes confuses "Druze" with "Jews" when people say it too quickly.
That's on me tho.
That's on me tho.
September 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
My main #complaint against people with another #religion is that my mind sometimes confuses "Druze" with "Jews" when people say it too quickly.
That's on me tho.
That's on me tho.
September 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
September 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Breaking #News: #Texas revises its whole driver's test to simply be an hour loop of "The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round" after conservatives argued that big government should not infringe on the God-given right to cause major traffic #accidents.
September 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Breaking #News: #Texas revises its whole driver's test to simply be an hour loop of "The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round" after conservatives argued that big government should not infringe on the God-given right to cause major traffic #accidents.
September 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The next time a #conservative says the Nazis were #socialist because it's in their name... offer them a glass of crude #oil and say it's safe to drink because it's called "Texas tea."
On second thought, oil is rather expensive these days.
On second thought, oil is rather expensive these days.
September 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The next time a #conservative says the Nazis were #socialist because it's in their name... offer them a glass of crude #oil and say it's safe to drink because it's called "Texas tea."
On second thought, oil is rather expensive these days.
On second thought, oil is rather expensive these days.
Breaking #News: Due to #inflation - instead of purchasing Kool-Aid for his cult party - President #Trump was forced to bulk-buy a #Chinese drink mix laced with asbestos.
"RFK told me it helps with digestion," the president said.
"RFK told me it helps with digestion," the president said.
September 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Breaking #News: Due to #inflation - instead of purchasing Kool-Aid for his cult party - President #Trump was forced to bulk-buy a #Chinese drink mix laced with asbestos.
"RFK told me it helps with digestion," the president said.
"RFK told me it helps with digestion," the president said.
September 16, 2026 at 6:23 AM