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Music, books, movies, horror, FC Cincinnati.
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I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods
September 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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RIP to a legend
August 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Cap’n Crunch has been making that cereal that’s all Crunchberries for long enough that I refuse to believe it’s still some sort of mistake
August 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
What I’ve learned in the last year and a half is Evander is going to do Evander things pretty much every game.
August 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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August 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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August 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Just finished Snow Crash. Enjoyed it. I’m not the first (or millionth) person to raise the chicken or egg question here, but did Stephenson predict much of the future or speak it into existence by giving certain people ideas? #booksky
August 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Your daily affirmation:
If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your weirdness.
August 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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(about to make everybody mad at me for the rest of my life) let me handle this, i know how to talk to djinns
August 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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it’s obvious to me that the nfl is planning another season this year. “bUt tHeY aLrEaDy hAd a sEaSoN lASt yEaR!” i know. they’re doing another one
August 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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August 9, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work
August 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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"First prize is this here gold ounce. Want to see second prize? (He pulls up his pant leg, revealing his stump.) Second prize is he eats yer fucking leg. Third prize is you drown."
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“AHAB: First prize is this here gold ounce. Want to see second prize? (He pulls up his pant leg, revealing his stump.) Second prize is he eats yer fucking le...
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August 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Have you guys heard about the Don’t Talk About Epstein Fauci Diary?
August 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Oh you like Alison Chains? Name three of her songs.
July 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Little Women 2: Even Littler
July 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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there being a book called david copperfield and a magician called david copperfield was really confusing for me as a child
July 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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The bus will never respect you if you run to catch it. Be cool. Make the bus come to you
July 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Harry Kane needs to follow in Messi’s footsteps and come to MLS so he can get experience at the highest level. #WorldCup
July 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Diver getting nailed with a second yellow this truly is the USA World Cup
July 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM