Alex
@longtalltexan.bsky.social
New peccadillo just dropped
this is stunning information to me. the colts franchise has been preaching a basic misunderstanding of horse information for 50 years. they have been lying to our faces
October 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
New peccadillo just dropped
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if Ryan Day loses this game he's gonna dye his eyes black
September 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
if Ryan Day loses this game he's gonna dye his eyes black
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Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
August 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
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This must be that classic sense of humor @warren.senate.gov was mentioning.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.
‘I can’t die now’: Explosive report reveals Graham laughed off advice to seek medical care
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) jokingly shrugged off advice that he seek immediate medical attention in the moments before his death Saturday night, according to a new Axios report.Graham’s office announced early Sunday the South Carolina Republican had died of a “brief and sudden illness,” and further ...
bit.ly
July 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This must be that classic sense of humor @warren.senate.gov was mentioning.
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oh thank god finally a pausa de hidratación i haven't had any water for two solid days
July 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
oh thank god finally a pausa de hidratación i haven't had any water for two solid days
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TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
July 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
Cool now do 2A
Kavanaugh says that Constitution is an "enduring document" and that new exceptions to birthright citizenship can be added for "modern situations that were unknown or unanticipated by the Constitution’s Framers"
July 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Cool now do 2A
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The only good thing to come from social media is the firsthand revelation that every billionaire is a dick-drooling moron.
May 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The only good thing to come from social media is the firsthand revelation that every billionaire is a dick-drooling moron.
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Zohran can only afford Knicks tickets in the upper reaches of Madison Square Garden for the Eastern Conference Finals because he doesn’t pay rent while living in Gracie Mansion, I yell to my empty penthouse apartment that my adult children have refused to visit for the last 7 Thanksgivings.
May 22, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Zohran can only afford Knicks tickets in the upper reaches of Madison Square Garden for the Eastern Conference Finals because he doesn’t pay rent while living in Gracie Mansion, I yell to my empty penthouse apartment that my adult children have refused to visit for the last 7 Thanksgivings.
Just end it already
May 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Just end it already
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Alix Earle, Sneako, Clavicular, Pelle Larsson, real curtains for Zoosha hours on the timeline.
April 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Alix Earle, Sneako, Clavicular, Pelle Larsson, real curtains for Zoosha hours on the timeline.
It must be so sick to get your penalties offset by embellishment calls and have that only ever work in your favor.
March 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
It must be so sick to get your penalties offset by embellishment calls and have that only ever work in your favor.
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The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
March 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
March 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Arch needs to get his Warby Parker ass back in the optometrist’s chair because he can’t read coverage for shit
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Arch needs to get his Warby Parker ass back in the optometrist’s chair because he can’t read coverage for shit
Into the sun
Luka is absolutely toying with the Wolves this is a masterpiece. Meanwhile the Mavs lost to the Wizards so again Nico Harrison should be fired tonight
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Into the sun
The Texas offense looks like 11 dudes who just met at the park
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Texas offense looks like 11 dudes who just met at the park
Texas might have the worst offensive line I’ve ever seen.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Texas might have the worst offensive line I’ve ever seen.
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i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle
This entire article is 100% bangers.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This entire article is 100% bangers.
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